Sunday, August 31, 2003

My sister is in the New Paper Saturday. Hehehe.... She's so cute... She won the school's most creative outfit award. Newpaper said she was a primary 1 pupil who's pretty in pink in a fairy ballerina costume. So cute. I bet no one else has a sister as cute as mine.

Thursday, August 28, 2003

Mars is comming earth is DOOMED! Someone save us from the wrath of MARS! Soothsayers and fortune tellers tell of a great doom that is comming upon us. Behold, here are some of their predictions!

Vineet Jain, a leading New Delhi-based astrologer :

"Violence will increase as people will be less patient and get angry quickly," he added. "This could result into an increase in violence in Kashmir and worsen relations between India and Pakistan. Similarly in all conflict zones like Iraq and Palestine, things will worsen," he said, adding:

"There will be more terrorist attacks and cyber crimes."

"Mars carries quite a lot of energy and its proximity to Earth changes the forces that affect our way of life," said Edwin Ma, a feng shui master in Hong Kong. "It brings volatility and unpredictable events."

In Hong Kong, Benny Y.Y. Cheung takes a longer view, but he too predicts disaster.

"There is an impact on the magnetic field, mainly in the month to and the three months after the phenomenon," he said. "There will be disasters related to fire, including wars."

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Ok, they're just stupid. Even i could predict that there will be wars, and things in Iraq will go badly, India and Pakistan will not kiss and make up. Somebody save the earth from fortune tellers like this. Or somebody stop reuters from reporting news as stupid as this.


And in other news, a man burns down his house trying to kill wasps.
Was watching Singapore Tonight on Channel News Asia. Two reports caught my eye. One was about the speakers corner. Apparently speakers corner is the quietest place in Singapore right now, with almost nobody going to to speak, and all retirees and people with nothing better to do going there to listen. A lot of people said that its because Singaporeans are right now looking for jobs, etc etc, and have more important things to do. Other people said that Singaporeans are just afraid to speak up, or may be scared that they may be sued for slander or fraud. Well, i just say that most Singaporeans just don't care. If its not going to make me earn more money, CPF cuts are not going to change, Buangkok is not going to open and Malaysia is still going to raise the price of water, why should I go and listen? waste my time only.

Another thing was the report on plastic surgery. Apparently more and more and more people are going for plastic surgery. Its become something natural, like putting on makeup. There's nothing wrong with enhancing your appearence. And more and more brides are going for plastic surgery before their big day. Honestly, i think plastic surgery should be kept as a last resort if you're horribly deformed. Something that's not natural is just weird. I hope my future wife will never go for plastic surgery.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Have you ever had cyber sex before? Well, if you ever plan on having cyber sex, do NOT do it like this guy. Read it. Nuff said.
Ok.... i'm going to be going down for my attachment later today. A new company. So i'm hoping for the best. Of course, having learnt a lot from the past experience, i believe i'll be able to handle whatever the new company throws at me. But, for now, this is my last day to slack. hehehe... playing CM4 and FIFA the whole morning. Wish me luck.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

You know the big hoo-haa about DPM Lee Hsein Long? Well, i was just wondering how.. *ahem* ... not so bright some singaporeans are. PM Goh said that he heard that story was going around, and then he said that his memory may be failing him, and that this story shows how creative singaporeans are. Isn't it OBVIOUS that its not true? That he's trying to make a joke and stop that rumour? Sigh. Sometimes singaporeans dissapoint me.

Monday, August 25, 2003

Ok. The school is suppossed to call me by today to tell me what they're going to do to with me. I have 3 options. Either they assign me another company, and i extend my attachment by as much as necessary. Or, i defer my attachment until next may, and graduate one year later. Or, i go back to the company and work. Of course, i'm hoping for the best option, being i get assigned to another company. But now, after last friday, i am confident that even if i were to be assigned to the same company, i will go back and do it. Because right now, it doesn't matter what the outcome is. I'm leaving it up to God, and i believe whatever outcome it will be it will be what God wants. So be it.

Now, after a few days without ranting, i'm in the mood to rant again!

If you flip to the Asia section of the Straights Times today, you will notice a quote on the top from Mahathier. He says, "Terminator this, terminator that, shootings, killings, isn't there any other kind of film?". Obviously he hasn't seen a walk to remember. But anyway, thats not my point. Just for the record, i totally agree with him that there are too many violent shows nowadays. However, when i read the whole article of what he said, he is blaming violent films for the increase of crime rate in Malaysia. Thats where i disagree. I mean, Malaysia is already banning almost everything under the sun. They banned tamil movies, for goodness sake, saying that they're a bad influence. But look at their country. The more stuff they ban, the more easily you can find it illegally. It dosen't make sense to ban everything. Your people will just go and get it illegally. Its better to control it, as compared to banning it all together.

Friday, August 22, 2003

I have been reading the bible and i have some things to share. Throughout the past few days, i have not been reading the bible, and i have not been praying. This is because i was feeling to angry and too pray and to read. And i realise that is probably why i was so angry. Without God, i just lost it. With no direction, i did what i felt like, not what God wanted me to do. So today i have a few texts to share.

If you have read Faith's blog, you would have noticed a few texts. One of them being that enough is enough. I have a skill, and i know how good I am. But, if the boss i'm working for dosen't appreciate it, no point for me to continue to take it. I might as well take my skill to someone else who may be able to appreciate it.

However, after reading that, i came across another text. Suffering builds character. Now we all have heard this before, and usually we are skeptical about it. However, what it says is very true. And the hope that we gain from suffering does not dissapoint us, because God loves us.

I believe you have heard of Jars of Clay. Well the text that they get their name from is very beautiful. Even though we suffer, we will not lose hope. The text says it better than i ever can. Even though i am suffering, i will not be broken, though i am persecuted, struck down, i will not be destroyed. Becuase i carry around with me the death of Jesus Christ, who has suffered uneccesarrily, more than most of us ever will. All for us. So with this hope, i can and i will face any tough descisions, sufferings, unhappiness that i should come across.

God knows how much i can take, and he will not give me something i cannot handle. So with this assurance i can go ahead and continue my attachment.

However, we are called to be shrewd, because we are like sheep among wolves.

So my conclusion after a thorough bible study, is this. I am called to suffer for Christ, but i need to know when it is necessary to do so. I need to be smart, not just take in everything. I need to know when to draw the line, and when to just take it. It will not be possible to go through the world without suffering. But sometimes enough is enough. I don't have the answer, but i know God is letting my Mom go all the way up to the director for a reason. And it may very well be that it is time to be shrewd as snakes. So i'm going to let go, and let God take control from here onwards. And pray before i make any more decisions. And one thing that will definitely come out of this is : I will learn to trust God more and pray more. So thats it, and i hope i haven't been too preachy:)
Ok, another update on the situation.

Yesterday i went to talk to my course coordinator and my liason officer about this issue. Predictably, they advised me to sit down, take his nonsense, because when i do come out of it, i will be a better person and be able to deal with any situation and any bosses in the future. If i do quit, it would mean that my tolerance level is not good enough, and that i will be unable to see how far i can push myself and mature. I know and understand all that. However, what i would not be able to handle is the dissapointment in myself. Other people have managed to do it before, and if i should admit defeat now, that i am unable to take his nonsense, it would mean that i am not as good as other people. Which would give my self-esteem a beating. So in the end, after talking to a few more people, i decided that i would stay on and take his nonsense for 12 weeks.

Then i came home and talked to my mother. She said she wanted to clarify a few things with my liason officer, so i gave her my liason officer's number. After a long talk, my mom told me i didn't have to go to work tomorrow. My mom's point was that why is the school allowing their students to experience bosses as bad as this. Should i break down, would the school be responsible? Money can be earned, but what will the school do should she lose her son? I'm like 'WOW!' My mom is powerful. She believes that the boss is too much, so today if possible we will be meeting the DIRECTOR to discuss this issue. I may even be talking to a counselor. This is blowing up to be bigger than i ever imagined. Its good and bad. When i finally managed to psycho myself to go to work, my mom tells me i don't have to. So i hope and pray for the best later if i do go down to meet the director.

Thursday, August 21, 2003

Yesterday was the last straw. I managed to finish a program, deadline at 3pm, at 11am. He gave me more work to do, which i did until about 1:30. My official lunch break is 12 noon. After lunch, he gave me more work to do, which I completed by 4. For a short while, he had nothing left for me to do. So basically, i finished almost everything that i was supossed to do that day itself by 4, 2 and a half hours before the deadline. It was obvious that he didn't expect me to finish so soon. And what was my reward? To install software at his company until 9:30pm. 9:30. If it was to program something that had a deadline the next day, I wouldn't mind. But i was installing windows 2000 server and re-formatting the computer. Halfway, i had a problem with the installation. I asked him, saying that i have never installed windows 2000 server before, and he told me "Have you ever had kids before? Do you want me to teach you how to have kids?" Then he went to configure the IP with the company's IP. HOW IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSSED TO KNOW THAT I WAS SUPPOSSED TO CONFIGURE THE COMPANY IP???? I don't even KNOW the company ip in the first place! And when it still didn't work, he told me to re-boot the PC and try again. And after trying out some stuff, i finally got it to work. Then i proceeded to install SQL server. by then it was about 8:30. He left the company, and told me that i could go after i finished installing SQL server and another employee helped me to configure the internet. No "Thanks for staying back!" No "I appreciate you doing this even though you are an attachment student". Just a short scolding, then telling me when i can go back. By 9:30 the software hadn't finished installing yet, so the other employee said to let it install overnight then come back the next day. But I say thats it.

I'm not at work today. Yesterday i called up my Liason Office to tell her i'm going to quit. She said a whole bunch about how life is not like this, i should have a better attitude, etc etc. She knows how he's like, and said that previous students have stayed and scored well and learnt a lot. Well, i'm not one of the previous students. And i'm not going to stay. So today i'm going to school to meet with her and my Course Coordinator. They're going to call him and try to get him to change his attitude towards attachment students. If he does agree to change, then i'll consider going back. But if he dosen't, i would rather quit and repeat my attachment in another company. I will not stay. I will not return to that company just to get his abuse, stay late, and not being appreciated if i stayed late. I am an attachment student. I am not required to do SO MUCH for SO LITTLE and a stupid grade. I will quit. If he promises to change, than i'll go back. But if he starts screaming at me again, i'll just grab my bag and walk out of the company and not turn back.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Finally, i find the time to update my blog. I've got the boss from hell. He gives me so much work to do, i even have to do it at home, even though its suppossed to be my time. And i'm an attachment student, not even working there. He's crazy, i tell you. A bit psycho. He scolds me for any mistakes i make, bangs the table, etc etc. I don't really care, i just ignore his scolding and do my work, but having to program non-stop 9 hours a day is very tiring. With only a 1 hour lunch break inbetween. No breaks. This may be the working world, but i'm not used to it. Heck, i say i don't care, but there's only so much unneccessary scolding i can take. If one day i break, i'm probably gonna just walk out of the company. to heck with my attachment. I'll just repeat it again next year. Of course, thats if i break. Just gotta pray for strength and patience right now.

Monday, August 18, 2003

I've been extremely busy with my attachment, with plenty of work to do. I am also not allowed to use the internet in the company for anything other than research and work, so i will not be updating much for the next 12 weeks. Sigh. Not much time to read the news, so i don't have many rants to do. Hopefully i will be able to find some free time sooner or later to something interesting. But for now, i'm not going to be updating as frequently as i used to be.

And btw, i just think that Karen looks good, nothing more. Just like I think that Kristin Kruek, Mandy Moore, Yvonne Lim, Evelyn tan etc etc looks good. Just to clear up anything that may have been started on Saturday.

Friday, August 15, 2003

Once again, complaining about my favourite subject. People complaining. If you pick up your copy of the New Paper today, you'll find an article about a nurse complaining about web searches. She was searching for Parkway Group Healthcare, clicked on a link, and got sent to a porn site with plenty of pop-ups. This was ONE link out of whatever Yahoo returned. And she complained that its bad for Parkway, because people may unknowingly enter such websites. Yahoo says they verify the link ones, because there are so many sites, its not possible to keep checking up on them. In fact, practically impossible. Parkway Group Healthcare said that that was a site that they used to use, before they moved. This nurse was a 28 year old. 28 YEARS OLD!! And she still dosen't know how to use the internet. She thought it was the work of hackers. Even her husband complained. Sigh. People like this should be banned from using the internet. If one link dosen't work, use another! Don't go and complain to the Newspapers!! They should implement Internet liscenses, so that only people who are smart enough can use the internet.
Once again, mrbrown has written another extremely good article in the Today newspaper. Check it out on todayonline under commentry.

More news in the Today newspaper. 1 in 3 people suffer from "Celebrity Worship Syndrome", a fascination with the rich and famous, that can become a potentially dangerous addiction. They become progressively more fascinated with their idols, and significantly likelier to suffer from anxiety, depression and social dysfunction than non-worshippers.

Interesting, eh? 1 in 3. That means in Jabez, at least 3 to 4 people suffer from this. I wonder whether i'm one of them. I am obsessed with Priscelia Chan, Wong Li Lin, Felicia Chin, Yvvone Lim, Kristin Kreuk, Mandy Moore etc etc....
OK, a little free now. If you picked up a copy of STREATS today, you will notice a picture of Sharon Au on the cover. The actual cover, not the advertisement with a naked man and woman. She says that she wants bigger breasts. She said that Ann Kok has beautiful breasts, even though she is petite, and that she would like to go for breast augmentation surgery. Then she goes on to say that she decided against it because her mom and boyfriend were against it. She says that its common, and if it makes her prettier, why not?

Now for my opinion. I think that going for breast augmentation surgery is just a total waste of money. God gave you breasts of a certain size. Be happy with it. Just because you have bigger breasts does NOT mean that you are more attractive. In my opinion, rather. I prefer girls who have decent assets. If you have small breasts, you're just a typical asian. Small, petite, cute. Going for breast augmentation surgery is not gonna make you more attractive to the majority of men. I believe that majority men don't really care that much about breast size. If you're pretty, you're pretty. If you're beautiful, you're beautiful. No need for bigger breasts. Of course, if you have NO breasts at all, then of course go for breast augmentation. To quote Rod Montero, anything more than a handful is wasted.
Busy, busy busy... last day at my FYPJ at Nanyang Poly. Plenty of work to do. Will try to rant a little at lunch about women's breasts. But now very busy...

Thursday, August 14, 2003

You know, sometimes i wonder what some companies are thinking when they advertise. Honestly, i don't see how using a Chicken to advertise for canned chicken is going to work. Its like, 'Come and buy this product! It will help to kill more of my fellow species to be eaten!' For goodness sake, they're using the same animal to advertise for people to eat that animal. Like a chicken will agree to get other people to kill another chicken. Or a pig to ask other people to eat another pig. They ought to use maybe a fox to advertise instead.

Got work to do. More stuff later.

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

In yesterday's newpaper there was a complaint. And for once, I agree with it. For those of you that didn't read yesterday's newpaper, it was about Voodoo. There was an assignment that was given to primary school students about voodoo, suggesting that voodoo is real, but only if it is used properly. And the tone of that comprehension passage was very serious and matter-of-fact. I'm like.. WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THE TEACHER THINKING????? Voodoo? Teaching a kid that voodoo can be used for good?? Apparently the assignment was passed down to the teachers to teach, and out of a few teachers, only one decided to brief the class that voodoo is not good. The rest of them ought to be fired.

Watched Singapore's Brainiest Kid yesterday. I knew half the answers to the questions. Most of the kids knew almost all the answers. I feel so stupid. An 8 year old is smarter and faster than me. Sigh. But i noticed the 'specialist topic' that most of the kids, in the all guys round yesterday, were typical of guys. Sports, comics. I'm waiting to see what the girl's 'specialist topic' is. For your information, a specialist topic is a topic that they choose for the final round that they are very good at, and questions will be asked from that topic. Yesterday's three final kids chose Tin Tin, Asterix and Man U. Needless to say, i knew almost every single answer to the questions asked.

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

And to Plasmacluster, Bleh to you. In 10 years time, there will be more women that want me than there are bugs in Windows. Just you wait.
Busy, busy busy... Presentation in 15 minutes... well, quick update. I have been enlightened. Sex, if determined by Women, is not worth it. Instead, all men should go to arcades and play the great game that is MVC2, or his great sister that is CVS2. Arcades machines do not have a headache. Arcades machines will not say no. The only problem is that arcades have an opening and closing time. Women do not. But then, Women opening and closing times are not predicatable. If they open at 12 Am at night, you darn well enter the doors and play. For they may just decide to close 1 minute later. So, all in all, Arcades are better.

The Rock has just finished answering the questions of people on Shoryuken. He has already left shoryuken, but to look the the interview, go here. He's been answering questions for 1 year. Check out his answers. They're just TOO funny.

Monday, August 11, 2003

Today, all of a sudden, i realise that Love is Beautiful has finished last friday. Which means, there is no more Love is Beautiful for me to watch every night at 9pm. Which means that I CAN'T WATCH PRISCELIA CHAN ANYMORE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Yoda, funny, he is! But take his bear, you may not!

Just read in the Newpaper today that it takes men 1 hour after thinking of sex to actually having intercourse. It says that in the past, men used to be able to dictate when, where, and how often to have sex(i.e everyday if it was up to me). However, nowadays, women have the power. Now women have the power to refuse to have sex, therefore dictating when, where and how often. The power has shifted. No longer can men come home and say, "I want it now". Its the women who will decide. No more instant sex. The article also said it takes men 15 minutes to convince women to have sex. 15 minutes. Thats like, crazy! It should just be : Man : "I'm Horny" Woman : "Ok, lets have sex". Why can't it be so simple? WHY?????
Two iraqi trailers used to produce hydrogen for WEATHER BALLOONS were claimed by the US to be used to produce biological weapons in May 28. Hydrogen. For balloons. Whats up with that, i ask you? Looks like their balloon has bust. What a load of ballooney.

Sorry, a short one today. I got plenty of work to do, final presentation for my final year project is tomorrow. Sigh. For the first time, in all my 3 months at school doing FYPJ, i'm busy.

Sunday, August 10, 2003

How's your marriage doing? Is it doing well? If it isn't, you should have gone to Professor James Murray before getting married. This guy, a Mathematician is able to predict which marriage will fail using a algebra formula that is surprisingly accurate! It as accurately predicted out of 700 couples which ones will break up. I believe he would make a very calculative spouse.
Happy national day to all Singaporeans! Here's something to think about
60 signs that you're a true Singaporean

Friday, August 08, 2003

Behold : The Power of Photoshop!

This guy is just a photoshop genius. What more can i say.
I don't often say this but.. this is an awfully nice top! And here's another picture from another(maybe better) angle!
Today i have an apology to make(thanks prodding by a certain someone called PH41+}{) Lately i have not been very, what you call, *ahem* postive. Or rather, i have been using words thave have not been very positive. So, from today onwards, the words BLOODY and STUPID shall no longer exist in my vocabulary, with the exception of times when i encounter extreme stupidity that i am unable to control myself. And for those times i apologise in advance.

Ok. Now i've noticed that various blog sites have experienced various changes in their layout. And i also see that some some of them have been modified to be more cheem. HOWEVER, do not expect any changes to happen to this site, even though i am supposedly studying IT and know how to do it. That is because i am too lazy. So my site will be super simple. In case you haven't noticed, i have not put any links to other blog sites that I know. That is, once again, because i am too lazy, and i apologise. Maybe one day i won't be too lazy.

Dinotopia the series. I taped the show and finally watched it this morning. The show is fine, should they use completely new characters. However, they choose to continue the storyline from the movie. I LOVED the dinotopia movie(or mini-series). It was a great adaptation from the dinotopia world. But the series uses the same characters from the show. But every single character uses a different actor/actress. And honestly, they actors can't act as well as the ones from the movie. The female lead is half as beautiful as the one in the movie(my biggest complaint). The character's character has changed. At the end of the movie, the characters have accepted their role in dinotopia. They are heroes. But in the series, the father of Karl and David is a bitter man looking to get off the island. The female lead(i forget her name) is not as strong-willed and confident as in the movie. She has turned into a, well, normal teenage girl. The effects suck. The plot is about renegade T-Rexes running amok after the sunstones fail. Boring. CGI dinosaurs are so much worse than the movie.

My rating for this : 1 out of 5 stars. But if you haven't watched the movie, the series will be fine.

Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger running for governer is covered under entertainment news. hehehe. i thought thats under politics.

Thursday, August 07, 2003

Singapore S-League clubs are outta money. Some are gonna drop out. Sigh. The poor, poor state of Singapore soccer. Just in case some of you are thinking otherwise, I do support Singapore soccer. I support Tampines Rovers. S-League CEO Chan King Fook said :

"If everybody — the players, the officials, the government, the media and the sponsors — put their heart into making the S-League work, there will be light at the end of the tunnel"

And this is so true. If the government really supported soccer, they would put a lot more money into it. If the sponsors really believed in singapore soccer, they wouldn't mind sponsoring. Look at the EPL. There are clubs with debts that run into hundreds of millions. They're still there. I really hope the clubs don't drop out. Singapore soccer will be even more sad then. They just need our support. I'll be going down to the tampines stadium to catch a match during my holidays, and maybe buy myself a jersey.
If you read the forums pages of the Straights Times yesterday, you would have noticed a few letters conerning the MRT. I'm going to highlight one of them. There was this lady who was complaining about eating and drinking in the MRT. Which i'm fine with. HOWEVER, she was complaining of a teenager who was DRINKING a bottle of COKE. A BOTTLE OF COKE!!! I mean, if he was eating a burger, yeah. If he was drinking a slurpee, maybe. But A BOTTLE OF COKE???? She complained the the MRT staff pretended to look away, and said that they were not enforcing their no drinking no eating rule. For goodness sake, how does a teenager drinking a bottle of coke affect you? Does it stink up the place? No. Did he spill it all over the place? No. Sigh. Can't stand these complainers. Eat finish rice, nothing to do issit? Go and complain about this kind of stupid things? Go and earn money and keep quiet.

Behold, How To Deal is out in Singapore today! Go watch it! Why? Mandy Moore's acting lah! This kind of stupid question also must ask. Got Mandy Moore, means must go watch! Quick! Go watch! NOW!!!!!

Wednesday, August 06, 2003

Finally! An explanation to the question of why Hesky has been playing so well in pre-season matches. Courtesy of LaughFC.co.uk
Those of you who are not soccer fans, ignore this.

Chelsea is rich. Two months ago, they were deep in debt. Suddenly, their messiah comes in the form of a rich russian, and suddenly, BOOM! they're rich. And buying. And buying. And buying. Sigh. I don't like chelsea anymore. Rich buggers. If both joe cole and huan veron go over, the'll be spending more than 60 million pounds on new players. Not even Man U can do that. Rich buggers. Newcastle has only 1 new signing, and a free transfer at that.

That aside, i wonder how people choose the teams they support. I mean, i don't live in Newcastle. I don't even live in England. I live in the little red dot called Singapore. Yet i choose to support an EPL team. I have absolutely no idea why. Maybe cos Newcastle plays entertaining football. But if thats the case, i can't really explain why some nuts choose to support Liverpool....*cough*jimmy*cough*.
My dad just told me last night to stop using Kazza. Apparently they're gonna start suing kazza users in singapore too. for about $200 per illegal song. multiplied by the amount of illegal songs that i have shared on my computer, that comes up to about $200,000. Ouch. Looks like I gotta stop using kazza. which means i won't be able to download songs that i like, as well as test other songs from the album before i go and buy the CD. which means i probably will be buying less CDs, cos i don't know what the other songs are like. I guess i'm one of the few users that use kazza to test out CDs to buy. Sigh. But their scare tatic is working for kazza users. there is paranoia over quite a few forum boards. people are starting to stop sharing music. kazza is dying a slow death now, unless something big happens. looks like i gotta migrate to WinMX soon. $200,000. No joke.

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Visited mrbrown.com lately? Well, if you did you will notice that he encourages people to have safe sex.
Saw a Chio Bu in the bus this morning on the way to school. She was the BEST looking singaporean girl i've seen in years. And she goes to Nanyang Poly. Made me wish i had one of those fancy handphones with a camera. I tell you, she had the face of an angel. Made my bus ride so much more interesting.
In EDINBURGH, you can go to a play that has no actors, props, sound or plot. Basically, you go there, pay money, sit down. Thats it. I honestly will never understand art.
Littering is an offence. We all know that. However, if STREATS is correct, soon blowing your nose and leaving your tissue on the table, spitting in the drain or rubbish bin will be considered a littering offence. To quote Ms Katherine Gan :

"I remember how uneasy I was to see used tissue paper on table tops and cleared together with plates and bowls. At that time, we had learnt that bodily fluids are the thing to avoid comming into contact with. I hope the officials will be very strict with this particular issue about tissues. Our lives may depend on it."

Ok. Now i have nothing against her. But i have to say that she is quite BLOODY PARANOID! Nobody's asking you to touch them tissues! If they happen to fall on you, go wash your hands or something! Come on! Why the heck are you uneasy if tissues are cleared with plates and bowls? The utensils are going to be WASHED! That means that they'll be CLEAN! Sigh. Paranoid people. Becuase of them, we can't throw our tissues on the table. I gotta walk all the way to the rubbish bin, even though my tissue will be cleaned up by the cleaner. I can't spit into the rubbish bin. If i have no tissue on me, then i can't spit at all, i gotta swallow. Paranoid. Go bathe in Dethol and leave the rest of us with normal immune systems alone.

Watching Smallville, i started to wonder about something. Superman is not human. He's from another planet. If he has sex with, say, Lana Lang, that'll be inter-species mating. I wonder whether it'll be considered beastiality. Another thing. If he's so bloody strong, that even his hair can't be broken, wouldn't his sperm kinda break the condom then kill Lana? I think it'll blast her through the wall, him being so powerfull and all, cos he can't control stuff like this. Just a thought.
DISCLAIMER AGAIN : The following faity tale is of no offence to anyone. The program did it. Blame the program. If you're still insulted, then so be it. It is neither my fault nor lionel huang's how it worked out.

Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named REUBEN. He was OBSCENELY DANCING in the SAD forest when he met CRAZY EDWIN, a run-away PROSTITUTE from the SLEAZY Queen FAITH.
REUBEN could see that CRAZY EDWIN was hungry so he reached into his TISSUE BOX and give him his WONDERFUL HORSE INTESTINES. CRAZY EDWIN was thankful for REUBEN's HORSE INTESTINES, so he told REUBEN a very LAUGHABLE story about Queen FAITH's daughter JOELLE. How her mother, the SLEAZY Queen FAITH, kept her locked away in a TEEPEE protected by a gigantic SKUNK, because JOELLE was so RIDICULOUS.

REUBEN CRAPPED. He vowed to CRAZY EDWIN the PROSTITUTE that he would save the RIDICULOUS JOELLE. He would SCREW the SKUNK, and take JOELLE far away from her eveil mother, the SLEAZY Queen FAITH, and SELL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD TORNADO and CRAZY EDWIN the PROSTITUTE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SKUNK from his story. SLEAZY Queen FAITH FARTED out from behind a HANDPHONE and struck REUBEN dead. In the far off TEEPEE you could hear a SQUISH.

Monday, August 04, 2003

Once again, no offence to anybody mentioned in the fairy tale. Its the bloody program's fault. Its all in good fun. Make your own!
Behold, Faith's Fairy Tale!

Once upon a time there has a young PIG FARMER named LIONEL HUANG. He was LAUGH VOMITTING in the TYPICAL forest when he met SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS, a run-away TOILET CLEANER from the IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE.

LIONEL HUANG could see that SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS was hungry so he reached into his CAN and give him his HAPPY FRIED GREEN TOMATOES. SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS was thankful for LIONEL HUANG's FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, so he told LIONEL HUANG a very DELIGHTFUL story about Queen RAELENE's daughter SHIMONA. How her mother, the IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE, kept her locked away in a EIFFEL TOWER protected by a gigantic CHINCHILLA, because SHIMONA was so GAY.

LIONEL HUANG UNDRESSED. He vowed to SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS the TOILET CLEANER that he would save the GAY SHIMONA. He would TRIM the CHINCHILLA, and take SHIMONA far away from her eveil mother, the IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE, and SLAP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a JOYFUL FLASH FLOOD and SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS the TOILET CLEANER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHINCHILLA from his story. IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE ATE out from behind a APPLE COMPUTER and struck LIONEL HUANG dead. In the far off EIFFEL TOWER you could hear a KAPLOOEY.
Make a Fairy Tale!

Make your own before reading mine! Its more fun that way!

Here's Mine!

Once upon a time there has a young ROAD SWEEPER named REUBEN. He was CAREFULLY BANGING in the FUNNY forest when he met CORNY CHRISTON, a run-away PIMP from the PRETTY Queen DIANE.

REUBEN could see that CORNY CHRISTON was hungry so he reached into his FISH TANK and give him his VIOLENT SNAILS. CORNY CHRISTON was thankful for REUBEN's SNAILS, so he told REUBEN a very PEACEFUL story about Queen DIANE's daughter RAELENE. How her mother, the PRETTY Queen DIANE, kept her locked away in a HAWKER CENTER protected by a gigantic HAMSTER, because RAELENE was so UGLY.

REUBEN ATE. He vowed to CORNY CHRISTON the PIMP that he would save the UGLY RAELENE. He would WIPE the HAMSTER, and take RAELENE far away from her eveil mother, the PRETTY Queen DIANE, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CHIRPY TORNADO and CORNY CHRISTON the PIMP began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HAMSTER from his story. PRETTY Queen DIANE KISSED out from behind a TOILET BOWL and struck REUBEN dead. In the far off HAWKER CENTER you could hear a KABABOOM!.

Sorry, Raelene! It wasn't my fault! They did it! You're not ugly!
You drunk? Well, you still can vote in Norway! The law banning drunks from voting has been changed! So go! Get Drunk! And VOTE!
In the Straights Times forums pages today you will find a letter about Bungee Jumping being allowed in Singapore. It talks something about the mind etc etc. Thats not what i want to highlight, though. The letter was in response to a previous letter about how bungee jumping should be banned because its taking unnecessary risks. If YOU don't want to go Bungee Jumping, then don't go. Don't go on suggesting that the government ban bungee jumping just becase you think its risky. Let other bungee jump and put their lives in danger for nothing. Like me.

Juan Pablo Montoya just won the German Grand Prix. I'm a Williams fan. I'm a Montoya fan. And after this win, Montoya is just 6 pts behind Michael Schumacher. Williams is just 2 pts behind Ferarri. Formula 1 racing is more interesting than ever. I hope ferrari and schumacher lose.

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Just one gripe today. Read the Newpaper. The last 2 pages were about Beckham. He plays world class football, is a pretty boy, and thats all fine with me, but when you dedicate TWO WHOLE PAGES to him, even though he neither scored a goal nor had ANY assists, thats kinda too much. PLUS they did the drawings of his two free kicks, even though one was SAVED and the other went WIDE. What's up with that? The drawings are usually reserved for great assists, great goals and great saves. And they both were not that. they were MISSES. Sigh. Beckham is really too big, if you ask me.

Friday, August 01, 2003

Was eating lunch. Ordered some vegetarian meat stuff. Realised that there were sticks in them. Wondered what the sticks were for. Realises they're supossed to simulate bones. Got angry.

Seriously, why do they put sticks in vegetarian stuff???? Its just so useless. it just gives me more stuff to do. It would be so much easier to just pop the thing in my mouth. Now, i have to carefully chew it so as to not bite into the stick, then pull the stick out of my mouth. Whats up with that, i ask you?

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Make your own Indian movie!
Here's mine!
Create one and send it to me! I'll post it here!
Over 1500 bodyguards are gonna protect Real Madrid when they go to Thailand. How many people are gonna want to hurt them in thailand? Why do they need so much protection for? They're going to thailand, for goodness sake. Not iraq. Whats wrong with them. They ought to be shot. Stupid rich superstars.

While on the topic of stupid rich superstars, brittons want DAVID BECKHAM on their banknotes. He topped a poll on who they wanted to see on their banknotes. But DAVID BECKHAM????? What the heck did he do for England that makes him worthy to be put on a banknote? Are they THAT short of people to put on money?

"More than a quarter of those surveyed thought existing banknote figures such as composer Edward Elgar and Victorian social reformer Elizabeth Fry were irrelevant and should be replaced with sexy celebrities and modern-day British heroes."

Whats wrong with these brittons.

You know, i really hate those milk advertisements. If i give my kid this brand of milk, he's gonna grow up to be a genius. Puh-lease. Every kid drinks milk. Every milk advertises that its gonna make the drinker a genius. Shouldn't the world be full of geniuses then? Its about time someone sues them for false advertising.

An article slamming the LTA's logic. Go Lee Han Shih!!!!

Malaysia bans SMS divorce. Wonder why they had to ban it in the first place. I mean, Malaysian men acutally CONSIDERED divorcing their wives by sms? What is the world comming to?

I have a question. They keep advertising on TV for those whispers pads thingies for women. But no advertisements for tampons. Yet, most of the women i know use tampons. I wonder why. And i'm not sure if i want to know.

Heard this morning on The Morning Express on Class95

Now that they've killed Sadaam's two sons, Uday and Qusay, the US are now looking for Osama bin Ladin's two sons, Hassan bin Seen and Hassan bin Found