Friday, November 28, 2003

You see, there is this little bugger, who is complaining about the MRT Trains in STREATS. He was saying that at the Jurong East MRT station, he got off the North/South train, and saw the East/West train leaving the station. He asks whether MRT is cruel to commuters by doing this. I know Singaporeans like to complain, but this brings it to a whole new level.

Ebay. People sell very innovative stuff. But this is the best.

Man Leases His Life

Basically, if you bid for this and get it, you get his life. His girlfriend, his daughter, his house, his room, his friends for a certain amount of time. Current bid is 1.2k. Very interesting....

An American surgen announced that he needed more women to test an Orgasm Machine. You get plugged into The Matrix, and get a mega orgasm. Kidding, but its close to that. The man put electrodes on a specific spot on a woman's spine, and she gets orgasms. Multiple orgasms. i'm like... eh? What they hey? Organsm machines???? Getting sexual pleasure from something that isn't sexual AT ALL. it just doesn't make sense to me.
ok, i've updated the Super Mario 3 vid link to another one that works now. Check it out if you had problems previously!

Thursday, November 27, 2003

Yeah! Mr Brown has updated his website! Go check it out NOW!
Super Mario 3 Beaten in 11 minutes(right click, save target as).

You have NOT seen Super Mario being played until you've seen this. it is UTTERLY UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! The official term used for this is Superplay. Totally crazy.
Whoppee! Back to work.

Reading TODAY. There's an article on molest cases. It questions whether the accused identity should be kept secret until charged. I agree. They brought up the case of that swimming instructor who was accused of molest. Parents pulled out their children from his classes, people pointed at him when they saw him and called him a molestor, all even though that he was acquitted. If his name was not revealed, his reputation wouldn't be killed.

Lets say, hypothetically, today on the way to work i lose my balance on the escalator. I put my hand behind to balance myself, and accidentally touch the boobie of a girl behind me. She screams molest, i say sorry but get dragged down to the police station. the next day the newspaper reports, "NYP attachment student accused of molest on escaltor". What would happen to me? I would be soooo dead.

My nose is red. Its not from the sunburn. Its because i scratched the sunburn out, therefore bruising my nose. I seriously look like rudolf or something.

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Oh the itchiness. *scratch scratch* Apparently, *scratch* i ate something yesterday that i was alergic *scratch scratch* to. Therefore i am *scratch scratch* itchy. My whole *scratch* body. I am suffering *scratch* But i don't need to go to work *scratch* :)

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Let me give you some interesting statistics from TNP. According to a survey of 3 schools, these are the numbers of people who surf certain websites during lesson times.

Girls School A

Pornography : 1570
Games : 50

Boys School A

Pornography : 153
Games : 14081

Boys School B

Pornography : 94
Games : 8373

So, according to this survey, girls surf many, many times more porn sites than guys in school. guys are more concerned with surfing soccer and games site.

Well... if guys DO surf pr0n sites in school, things will get very messy. and embarassing. you people should know what i mean. if you don't, you're not meant to know what i mean. :P

Monday, November 24, 2003

Just heard Crush(not sure how to spell that) on the radio. Who are they? they are Cherry Chocolate Candy from talent time many years ago. They are GOOD! Surprisingly, they sound better to me than many girlbands out there. They can SING! They got a catchy tune. I am very impressed with Crush. Very impressed.
Went to Sentosa yesterday with a few people. Got burn. Bad. I suffer when carrying my bag. Ow. But by the looks of it, if i ever go swimming again, i'll once again refuse to put sunblock/suntan cos i don't like the smell and i'm too lazy to. Then i will FEEL IT for the next few days again.

More on Sentosa. I never knew there were SO MANY beautiful girls in Singapore. Never before in my life have i seen so many beauties in bikinis at one time. Look to the left, a bikini. To the right, another one. Anywhere you turn, there's a girl in a bikini. The bikini has overtaken the one piece. Correction, the bikini has bloody thrashed the one piece. In fact, the whole of Sunday, i only saw two one-piece suits. I used to rant on bikinis. Now i realise how stupid that was. Everyone wears bikinis nowadays. Fat, skinny, pretty, ugly, all girls wear them. So i ought to keep my mouth(keyboard) shut. Its none of my business what girls wear. i just gotta concentrate on not lusting. Which i succeeded yesterday, whether you believe it or not. :P

I heard on The Morning Express that there's this little funnel thing for sale that allows girls to pee standing up. Interesting. The girls are just jealous that we guys can pee standing up, and now want to follow us.

Friday, November 21, 2003

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After following the Rugby World Cup, reading about Rugby in the news, i have come to the same conclusion as a columnist in STREATS. Rugby is the Real Man's Games. Soccer is for sissies. Why? First, lets compare the Star, and most famous member of the England Soccer Team, David Beckham, to the Star, and most famous member of the England Rugby Team, Jonny Wilkinson.


Now, look at Beckham's scrawny legs, then Jonny's tree trunks. Beckhams tiny torso compared to Jonny's musclar one. Not convinced? how about Australia's most popular player, Harry Kewell, as compared to Australia's rugby star, Phil Waugh.


Now, which of these two would you rather not meet in an alley? When a rugby star goes down after being tackled, he dusts himself and gets up. This after being thrown to the ground rather violently. When a soccer star goes down, he stays on the ground writhing in 'pain' for a free kick. During the Rugby World Cup a player got tackled, and blood was comming out of his nose non-stop. he just walked off the pitch, got some medical attention, and ran back on. soccer? nah, never.

Rugby is more fast paced, more interesting, more exciting. Soccer you have to see the ball being slowly kicked back and forth for most of the game. In Rugby, a regular scoreline is maybe 15-20. In soccer, its usually 2-1. The goals come very slowly.

Soccer is a sissy sport, everyone should just go watch rugby.

Birmingham City is playing Manchester United this saturday night. Can't wait for that match. Soccer rules.
Nick Shen delivers his most credible performance in Always On My Mind, my current favourite drama. GO FELICIA CHIN!!!!!!

Gotcha was good yesterday, seeing Glenn Ong get it. not as good as the Sharon Au one, but good.

Achar was good too. Did you know that Jas and Steph are not on good terms? apparently Steph Song said quite a few things about Jas in TNP. Which Jas are not happy. Apparently according to Jas and a few other people, Steph has quite a few attitude problems, and is not very well liked on the set of Achar. hehehe... the only good singapore comedy on TV, and they have to have something like this. I'll still watch Achar, and i still think Steph is cute, but i don't like her much anymore.

Unlike Felicia Chin. Hehe.

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Florida Woman Has Stroke, Gets British Accent

its stuff like this that make me go... eh?
And in other news, the Singapore soccer team lost 2-0 to Qatar. *Yawns*
I was reading the sports page on STREATS on the world cup rugby, and i saw this sentence, paraphrased : "One of the best hookers in the world". AHAHAHAHAHA!!! i never knew there were hookers in rugby.

I was looking at a Durex advertisement board. it said, 500 bumps of pleasure. hmmm... interesting... wonder what that means?

I watched Felicia Chin again yesterday on TV. i realise that she has such a sweet look, she will never get more 'challenging' roles like evil girls, homebreakers and stuff. so her roles will probably be very limited. she's too sweet looking to be bad. i think. kinda like Evelyn Tan. Evenlyn Tan(who is now a newscaster, and really pushed up channel u's news viewership) never got a bad role. she always got good girl roles, and she managed to reach ah jie number 4 status before transferring to mediaworks. i don't think felicia chin will ever be as popular as her, but she sure is as cute as evelyn tan, if not more, to me:)

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Watched Always On My Mind yesterday. That SARS drama. Felicia Chin is SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!111 I cannot believe it. Her acting isn't top class, but she is VERY, VERY SWEET LOOKING!!!!! wait a minute... who's felicia chin, you ask?


very cute.

Britney Spears has her own Walk of Fame star. darn. whatever in the WORLD did she do to deserve that?

I think those people in charge of the S-League ought to be shot. Teams stay up only if they got money, not on their ability to play football. if they can't find a sponser, it doesn't matter if you're the defending champions. you're out of the league. they came up with the 'bright idea' of having penalty shootouts to decide draws, a decision which EVERYBODY said was a bad idea. and so after a season, they're scrapping it. for the exact same reasons EVERYBODY said it wouldn't work. They bring in two foreign clubs to 'spice up' the S-League. when all they're doing is denying more singaporeans of recognition and a chance to shine. contracts are only for a year. so after a year, everyone is out of contact and can go anywhere, or the clubs can just drop them. there is no stability. who wants a job where you worry whether you'll still be earning money next year? even worse when a club drops out of the S-League. more jobs lost. no job stability at all

And now, they're considering to only have 4 stadiums for live telecast. in other words, Tampines vs Woodlands will be played at Bishan stadium. it takes away the 'home advantage'. very few fans will travel to someone else's stadium to support your team. like someone else said in TODAY, 'You'll see empty stadiums on TV'. the reason for all this? "Better Television Coverage". in other words, these stadiums are best for TV. its to improve the television experience. sigh.

Someone PLEASE stop those people in charge of the S-League and save Singapore soccer.

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Woah. Scary. Singapore features in a 2 PAGE article on Reuters.com.

Soul Searching Over Sex is the title.

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Singapore, where prostitution is legal and oral sex is a crime, is doing some soul searching over morality, sexuality and the law.

In a country ranked last for two straight years in a global list of most sexually active nations, and where fertility rates are falling, debate over laws on sex is growing after a 27-year-old man was jailed for two years for receiving oral sex.


Hehehe... singapore is the least sexually active nation. we don't have sex. deh.

Sustained public criticism of Singapore's semi-authoritarian government, and its laws, is extremely rare. But calls for the government to withdraw from the bedroom are filling Web chat rooms, buzzing around cafes and stirring protests from lawyers.

Interesting. semi-authoritarian government, eh? looks like we're worse than muslim nations...

The criticisms come as the government struggles to relax censorship laws that now ban Playboy magazine, clip racy scenes from movies and scissor drug references from pop cultural magazines -- rules that have helped earn Singapore the well-known sobriquet of Asia's "nanny state."

wow. now what the heck is a sobriquet of Asia's "nanny state"?

On Singapore's most fashionable shopping street, for example, a plaza with dry cleaning services, jewelers and golf stores is also filled with escort services and several floors of discos known as gathering points for women selling sex.

I like that. "filled with escort services and several floors of discos known as gathering points for women selling sex". I wonder which plaza that is? gotta go check it out... kidding.
funny comic of the day, from pvponline

PVP Comic

Monday, November 17, 2003

Apparently, according o the scientists at Oregon Health & Science University, eating late at night does NOT result in more weight gain. They tested this on 47 female(i wonder why it wasn't tested on male monkeys)monkeys, and found no link between the time of meals and weight gain. cool. so i can eat all i want at night.

Woah. Indian Women are becomming like men! one in five think its acceptable for a wife to have an affair if her marridge is bad, and a woman could demand her partner satisfy her sexual fantasies. Sounds so man to me. This, of course, according to a survey by Outlook magazine. hehehe... the morals of women are going DOWN! hey, what am i talking about? the morals of the WHOLE WORLD is going down!

Sunday, November 16, 2003

Read the article about 'Date Rape', in quotes, in the Lifestyle section of The Sunday Times. It covers how some girls don't know how to say No to sex, or are not demanding enough in saying no, and the boyfriend/stranger for a one night stand misunderstands. They say that the guys will follow the body language, not what the girl says. They paint a picture of girls who ask the guy back to their place, sometimes only to kiss or talk, but end up havingn sex even though they don't want to. Poor girls. I say they deserve it. Call me callous, but hey, if you ask a horny guy back to your place and only want to kiss, that's not gonna happen, man. No way. Guys think about ONE thing. Especially if you don't even KNOW the girl. The girl asks you back to her place, boy, you think you're gonna get some. And you will do anything to get some. So, i don't think the girls are 'poor things'. they deserve it.

EDIT - Ok, let me clarify some stuff. I think, know and believe that Rape is wrong, no matter the circumstances. but what i have mentioned above is not rape. it is 'rape' with quotes. in other words, it was consensual, but the girl complains that she actually did not want it, on hindsight. in other words, at that time she did not protest. it was after it was done that she thought, 'darn. i didn't want that. i wonder why i did not protest enough/was not quick enough to say no'. hope its clear enough now:)

Friday, November 14, 2003

Bow before me, for i am the Ruler of a country whose population numbers 5 million! Behold,

The Holy Empire of Christondom
Watched Gotcha yesterday. I have to say, they really got Sharon Au good. The poor girl was so freaked out, yet she was so professional that she finished her lines, regardless of how many takes it took. First, they got her to the forest section of Telok Belanga(however you spell that) hill. Then they played a chinese gong, and everyone pretended not to hear it. It was then that she started to freak out. After the second gong, they got a man in black to walk around with a green lantern, so it looked like a green lantern was floating around. Sharon Au got even more freaked out, you could see it on her face. But still, she managed to regain her composure to continue with her lines, of course making mistakes. If that was not enough, they got someone to dress up in white with long hair and made up her face to make it very freaky, and got her to walk towards Sharon Au. Throughout all this, Sharon, clearly scared, still stayed and finished her lines. Only when the Ghost came very near did Sharon really almost break down. Then they came out and said 'Gotcha!'. Poor Sharon. They really got her good.

The good thing about Gotcha is the hosts. They are a funny lot, Rui En and Whasisname, but they don't look like they're trying too hard. Good job. The Gotcha Classics segment hosted by Moe Alkaff was great. Good Job, Mediacorp.

The second episode of Achar was good. I hope it stays good. I love Achar. My favourite comedy right now. The contractor did a really good job for an amatuer. I'm just glad they didn't use this to dump Phua Chu Kang in. I love Achar.

You know, in STREATS today, i found out that couples who have girls have a higher chance of getting divorced. I knew it. Girls are unlucky.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

There is a letter in STREATS today, complaining about MOE's maths questions. Apparently the syllabus uses the terms 12pm and 12am in their questions. Well, what's wrong with that, you ask? The guy goes on to explain.

YOu see, "pm" and "am" refer to "post-"(after) or "ante-"(before) meridian(all together now, me-RI-I-I-di-A-A-A-A-N-N-N), which is the imaginary line that runs along the earth's longitude, at the point where Earth is closest to the sun. Hence, at that point, i.e. 12 o'clock, no one is 'after' or 'before' the meridian, but acutally on it. So it should be referred to as '12 noon', hence the world afternoon, the instant that position is past. Similarly, there is no such thing as 12am. It is 12 midnight. He asks why something that may seem correct, but is actually wrong is being taught in school.

Oh crap. I've been using the wrong terms for time. My life is a lie.... I am unable to live... *jumps off a building*

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Went to watch Matrix Revolutions yesterday. I was one of those people that thought Matrix Reloaded did not do very well(i.e. it sucked). But after watching Matrix Revolutions, i now think that the Matrix Triology is possibly one of the worst Triologies(however you spell that) around. I give The Matrix 4.5 out of 5 stars. I give the Matrix Reloaded 2 out of 5 stars(two stars for the highway chase scene), and Matrix revolutions 2.5 out of 5 stars(no stupid talk/action/talk/action nonsense). My main gripe is that they did not answer enough of the questions i had after Reloaded. But they did give an ending. which is enough for matrix fans like me all over the world to earn them billions of dollars. good for them.

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Hehehehe.... I'm skipping work today. Got a minor stomach upset this morning, the perfect excuse to skip work. Not serious enough to spoil my fun, but sick enough to get myself an MC without lying. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! ALL YOUR MCs ARE BELONG TO US!!!! I'm gonna enjoy today thorougly, cos my parents are in sentosa right now, so i'm at home alone! the HAPPINESS!!!

Yesterday i went for a birthday party. And boy, was it fun. I have not had this much fun at a birthday party for a long, long time. Its probably cos its not your typical birthday party where there's like planned games and stuff. We just went downstairs to the playground and played games like crazy. A group of teenagers and two adults playing stupid games together probably looked weird to anyone passing by, but hey, we don't care! The punggol people must hate us now, cos we were so noisy until almost 11pm...

Monday, November 10, 2003

Dear, dear me. Singapore has made world wide news again, but i wouldn't exactly consider it good news. Man Jailed for having Oral Sex. Now we're a country that canes people for vandalising and jails people for having oral sex. Correction, jails MEN not women, for having oral sex, regardless of whether it is consensual or the age of the woman. Sigh.
In Moscow, according to STREATS, they're implementing a penalty for kissing on the trains, even if the couple in question are married. This is to improve morality. I don't think it works. Malaysia(no offence) has been implementing rules like that for years. And wouldn't say that their morality is very good...

Rudy from Dunman. I am utterly impressed with this guy. He comes out of NS(where he had some problems with the sabbath, but glad to say he stood firm), and starts a company. After a year, his company is doing very well, even taking in attachment students. This guy is a young, successful entrepreneur. But what impresses me is this. Even though he's busy with his business and tuition centre, he still puts God first. He is ALWAYS at every youth leaders meeting, youth activity. He never compromises the sabbath(to the best of my knowledge). During yesterday's Crusade meeting, he needed to meet a client in the afternoon, and was in a rush. But he stayed behind for the whole crusade meeting after the youth leader's meeting, not complaining and not rushing the meeting until it was done. Rudy, i take my hat off to you.

Saturday, November 08, 2003

Hmmm... on the front page of HOME in the Straights Times today, as well as the forum pages, there is an article about oral sex. Did you know that Oral Sex is illegal in Singapore? well, apparently you can get fined and jailed up to 10 years for it. but the thing is this : if it is between a male and female, only the male gets in trouble, regardless of whether it is consensual, the girl is underage or who initiated it. hmm... rather unfair, ain't it? any girl, wishing to get revenge on a guy, can just initiate oral sex than report him to the police, and bye bye to the guy. it happend to some guy not too long ago. poor guys. luckily they said they're gonna review that law.

In Eight Days, there is a letter that says that Mark Richmond is a great soccer commentator. Uhh.... NO, HE IS NOT!!! I wake up at 3 am to watch a champions league match, and Mark Richmond cannot comment for nuts. he may DJ and act decently BUT HE CANNOT COMMENT ON MATCHES FOR NUTS! ok, just had to say that.

Malaysia has clarified its stand on banning books that have occult, etc in it. Apparently they now will only ban books that 'give children nightsmares'. uhh..... huh?????????

Friday, November 07, 2003

Watched Achar yesterday. To **** with the bad reviews. I thought it was the BEST singapore comedy for years. Its not perfect. It has its share of bad jokes with horrid canned laughter(the guy who thought that canned laughter can improve a comedy ought to be SHOT!). The acting may not be world class. But i laughed out loud at almost every scene. Ajay's mom, that First Touch fat indian nurse(name : Malti lalwani), is doing extremely well as the conservative, commanding, demanding indian mother-in-law. And Steph Song looks very cute.... I just hope they continue, and not have a good first episode than go downhill from there like that failure of a comedy Brothers 4.

I was wondering about something. I am rather protective over my little 7yr old sister. I try to keep her from watching 'bad' shows, listening to 'bad' music, etc etc. Then i realised something. I myself watch those shows and listen to that music. What right to i have to stop her? i mean, i can say that i'm 'mature' enough to watch them. but the fact is, the reason i am not letting her watch/listen to those things means that there's something bad about it. And why shoud i put into my brain something that i think would influence my sister badly? whatever goes into my brain stays in my brain. so the next time i try to stop my sister from watching something, i'd better think twice about whether i want to watch it in the first place. What my sis shouldn't watch, i shouldn't watch either. What's bad is bad, regardless of age.

Malaysia has banned books with 'ghostly' tales and those touching on the supernatural. I'm not surprised. Books with will be banned include those on mysticism, fantasy, occultism and superstition. No big deal to me, cos i try to stay away from books/movies like that anyway. but what's interesting is this : titles such as Harry Potter series would not be affected as they are 'benign'. Harry Potter is benign???? i wonder how they decide what is or is not benign. To me, Harry Potter has just as much fantasy/occultism as any other fantasy book. don't know what's the difference still.

A 21-year old policeMAN posed as a schoolgirl in a miniskirt to catch a flasher. What scares me is that he succeeded. The flasher himself said that he didn't know that he was not a she, and flashed him. That man must look VERY feminine to be able to pose as a schoolgirl in a miniskirt and actually carry it off.

Horror of horrors. Simon Cowell likes Britney Spears.

On Monday, the overexposed bombshell had some words of wisdom for singers who come up against the hyper-critical "American Idol" judge. "Everyone has an opinion. Sometimes you're not the greatest in the world," Brit said on British television. "I would take his advice and whatever he said and tell him to shove it!"

That was apparently music to Cowell's ears, who gave the Britster high marks for speaking out. "I've got to be honest with you, the fact that she said that, I sort of like her more," the tight-shirted grump tells Extra. "It makes her more interesting. Britney is now a woman, not a girl. I like that."


Wow. Then again, Simon's got it right once more. Britney has a good combination to sell CDs. Sex and good looks.

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Talk about unlucky. People at 3 cinemas, Lido, Balestier and Toa Payoh Central suffered. These poor people caught the world wide premier of the Matrix Revolutions. It started off all fine, but for the last half an hour, a technical glitch caused the dialog to be completely out of synch with the picture. The dialog fight between Neo and Agent Smith was replaced with trinity saying, "Kiss me, Kiss me for the last time". hehehehe... poor, unlucky people. luckily they got their money back or free tickets to watch the same movie at the same cinema. not that bad lah. but wasted their time.

Is female modesty dying out? I have written before on the subject of bikinis and girls. Now i'm thinking that female modesty is really going down the drain. Today, during lunch, i saw a girl sitting in front of me with low-cut pants. One of those low-cut pants that show the G-strings. And when i say low-cut, i mean low-cut. the whole triangle cloth thing was visible, and then about 4 CM of string. I did not stare because, 1: it would be disrespectful(even if she does not want the respect. quite obviously she wants to be stared at), and more importantly, 2 : she was fat and ugly anyway.

I started talking with a colleague, and found out that in the UK, apparently they have unisex bathrooms. Unisex bathrooms as in a long line of showers with no doors/curtains/walls between them. And his friend was bathing halfway, and a girl just came in and started bathing next to him. Nude. Da-yam. For goodness sake, girls in america are already walking around in tiny tube tops and miniskirts which cover less than a swimsuit. Some even walk around with transparent tops with nothing underneath. Underwear shops are giving free underwear to girls who enter the shop naked, choose their underwear and go to the counter. Tens of girls were waiting naked outside the shop for it to open.

Will clothes on girls be optional in the future? We'll never know. Its girls like these that make it hard for guys like me who are trying our best not to lust. *Whistles innocently*
In LIFE today, on page 2, there's an article about singaporean women and sex. apparently 7 in 10 have sex in the dark, and 4 in 10 hide bodyparts sometimes. I'm like.. ??? its sex! what is there to hide??????

In STREATS, there's a very funny headline. Lawyer Loses Sex Appeal. At first i was wondering what it was about, until i read it.. here's a summary :

An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to legally bind his wife to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day. He filed a petition to a court demanding that his wife commit herself in writing to having sex with him "every morning and every night". The lawyer had also demanded that she comply "under no pressure whatsoever"

The court ruled the petition was not receivable.

Wow. Sex twice a day, in black and white. wonder what possesed that woman to marry such a horny guy...

Underwear Shoppers get Free Striptease Lessons

"We will teach them to always unbutton their shirts from the bottom up when wearing trousers and how not to get their stilettos stuck in their skirt," the instructor was quoted as saying in Le Parisien daily Wednesday.

Uhh... you mean girls get their stilettos(high heels, right?) stuck in their skirt????

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Behold, Triumph's newest underwear : The Non-smoking Bra.



The "nonsmoking manifesto bra," currently in a testing phase, enables the release of fragrances with antismoking effects from a capsule located near the cleavage, Triumph said. (Kyodo News)

Interesting, ain't it?(actually, i just like the model...) A bra to help stop smoking. Wonder when they're gonna make a non-smoking pair of briefs/boxers...
Go Mandy! Go Mandy!

Go Mandy Moore! Go Mandy! Go Mandy! I will always support you!!!!
*Yawn* I'm sleepy. Very sleepy. Woke up at 3 am yesterday to watch Manchester United vs Rangers. Lack of sleep now. But it was worth it. Man U thrashed Rangers 3-0 in a very one-sided, entertaining match. Diego Forlan scored a wonderful goal. I also realise that at 5:30 am it is pretty difficult to draw the line between what is a dream and what is real. very difficult.

Caning of kids. If you check out the LIFE section today, you'll see an article on that. This guy calls it abuse. He compares it to beating of wives(and husbands). Those that know me know that i'm a firm believer of spare the rod and spoil the child. I was regularly whacked as a kid(yah, i was pretty naughty at home). The bible says(as my mom always used to remind me before she whacked me),

Proverbs 13:24
He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.


I am living proof that caning works. I turned out pretty well(i think:P). There is a think line between discipline and abuse. Finding that is difficult. but if i ever do get married and have kids, my kids will PH3@r the Cane. Unless my wife is anti-cane. then i'll see how...

Kids may hate you when you cane them. I know i did hate my mom. But at the end of it all, they gonna thank you for that, cos it'll teach them plenty. Just like i thank my mom for caning me. If not for the cane(or wooden spoon in my case), i will not be the person i am today.

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

First Gay Bishop for Anglican Church

Well, many people are very unhappy about this. Correction, many Anglican Christians are unhappy about this. Well, i guess i am too. Homosexuality is always a touchy subject. But what i believe is this : The Bible clearly states that homosexual acts are wrong. Does this mean having homosexual tendencies is wrong? i believe no. But acting on them is. The bible does say that lust is wrong(obviously). Its the same as comitting adultery. I believe its the same with homosexual lust. Just as bad.

I don't think appointing a Gay bishop, who has lived with another man for years is a good idea(obviously). They claim Christianity is finally opening up to the gay and lesbian community. Its more like now that church is encouraging homosexuality, not opening up to the gay and lesbian community. Its like opening the doors and saying, God loves you so much he will allow you to disobey him. Rubbish.

Well, gays and lesbians are welcome in my church. Just as long as you don't do anything about it. If I can keep myself from bonking some prostitute, gays and lesbians can keep their hands off each other.

Tampons. Pads. Almost everyone i know uses tampons. Nothing beats a tampon, cos almost all the girls i know use tampons. yet pads are still in use. actually, this is non of my business as a guy, so i'll just shut up now.

The judges on Hot or Not have got to have to best jobs in the world. They get to stare at bikni-clad beautiful girls and macho, handsome guys without shirts, shoot them down with their comments then get paid at the end of the day. What a job, what a job. I don't watch hot or not, btw, cos the main reason i would be would be to stare at them girls, which would not be very good....

Monday, November 03, 2003

Only in Singapore can a club that finished 6th place in the league 'sit out' the next season because of financial problems, 3 out of the 4 bottom clubs stay in.

Twas an interesting weekend. For the first time in my life, i allowed my nails to be painted. Silver, they were, look weird i did. Nothing to do with the nail painter. seriously, i don't think guys are meant to have painted nails.

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Man got Arm stuck in Toilet, Train Stopped

Talk about being in deep shit.
Hmm... Apparently Faith(link on da left) has added a few important points to my rant about singer Ho Yeow Sun. I guess i did miss out one point, which she brought up.

When Christ returns, there is only one person who will be held reponsible for our actions -- Me. Myself. I.
No matter what, God judges each person by what he/she does what what he/she is given(curse them feminists. now i have to replace every He with a He/She). Can't blame no one. So i can rant all i want about Ho Yeow Sun, but should I myself not even bother to get to know Christ personally, well, i'm going to hell. Simple as that.

If you put God first, and REALLY first, you will know what's right and what's not. God will give you the wisdom to do it. And in Romans 2, it says :

12All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law. 13For it is not those who hear the law who are righteous in God's sight, but it is those who obey the law who will be declared righteous. 14(Indeed, when Gentiles, who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law, they are a law for themselves, even though they do not have the law, 15since they show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts, their consciences also bearing witness, and their thoughts now accusing, now even defending them.) 16This will take place on the day when God will judge men's secrets through Jesus Christ, as my gospel declares.


Its a bit cheem,but it makes a lot of sense after you think about it. God judges you by what you know right now, but only if you honestly seek him first. Which is what I want to do. Get to know God personally. And not bother too much about what other people do.
I was listening to Westlife(yeah, i like boybands. So sue me) one day, and realised that there is a song that i would put the title of : "Most Shallow Song Ever To Be Written". And this is it.

When You're Looking Like That

She's a 5 foot 10 in catsuit and bambi eyes
Everybody's who's staring wouldn't believe that this girl was mine
I should have know I was wrong
When I left her for a life in pity
But they say you never miss the water until it's gone

Guess I failed to love you
And you're taking it out tonight

How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life without you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that

She's all dressed up for glamour and rock and roll
Wanna squeeze her real tight get out of this place
If only I could take control

But she is out of my reach forever
And just a week ago she lied next to me
It's so ironic how I had to lose just
To see that I failed to love you
And you're taking it out tonight

How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life with out you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that

I don't wanna forget you
I don't even wanna try
How am I supposed to walk on by when you're looking like that

How am I supposed to leave you now
I can't believe what I just gave away (oh no)
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life with out you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that

How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life with out you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
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