DISCLAIMER AGAIN : The following faity tale is of no offence to anyone. The program did it. Blame the program. If you're still insulted, then so be it. It is neither my fault nor lionel huang's how it worked out.

Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named REUBEN. He was OBSCENELY DANCING in the SAD forest when he met CRAZY EDWIN, a run-away PROSTITUTE from the SLEAZY Queen FAITH.
REUBEN could see that CRAZY EDWIN was hungry so he reached into his TISSUE BOX and give him his WONDERFUL HORSE INTESTINES. CRAZY EDWIN was thankful for REUBEN's HORSE INTESTINES, so he told REUBEN a very LAUGHABLE story about Queen FAITH's daughter JOELLE. How her mother, the SLEAZY Queen FAITH, kept her locked away in a TEEPEE protected by a gigantic SKUNK, because JOELLE was so RIDICULOUS.

REUBEN CRAPPED. He vowed to CRAZY EDWIN the PROSTITUTE that he would save the RIDICULOUS JOELLE. He would SCREW the SKUNK, and take JOELLE far away from her eveil mother, the SLEAZY Queen FAITH, and SELL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD TORNADO and CRAZY EDWIN the PROSTITUTE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SKUNK from his story. SLEAZY Queen FAITH FARTED out from behind a HANDPHONE and struck REUBEN dead. In the far off TEEPEE you could hear a SQUISH.