Make a Fairy Tale!

Make your own before reading mine! Its more fun that way!

Here's Mine!

Once upon a time there has a young ROAD SWEEPER named REUBEN. He was CAREFULLY BANGING in the FUNNY forest when he met CORNY CHRISTON, a run-away PIMP from the PRETTY Queen DIANE.

REUBEN could see that CORNY CHRISTON was hungry so he reached into his FISH TANK and give him his VIOLENT SNAILS. CORNY CHRISTON was thankful for REUBEN's SNAILS, so he told REUBEN a very PEACEFUL story about Queen DIANE's daughter RAELENE. How her mother, the PRETTY Queen DIANE, kept her locked away in a HAWKER CENTER protected by a gigantic HAMSTER, because RAELENE was so UGLY.

REUBEN ATE. He vowed to CORNY CHRISTON the PIMP that he would save the UGLY RAELENE. He would WIPE the HAMSTER, and take RAELENE far away from her eveil mother, the PRETTY Queen DIANE, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CHIRPY TORNADO and CORNY CHRISTON the PIMP began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HAMSTER from his story. PRETTY Queen DIANE KISSED out from behind a TOILET BOWL and struck REUBEN dead. In the far off HAWKER CENTER you could hear a KABABOOM!.

Sorry, Raelene! It wasn't my fault! They did it! You're not ugly!