Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Littering is an offence. We all know that. However, if STREATS is correct, soon blowing your nose and leaving your tissue on the table, spitting in the drain or rubbish bin will be considered a littering offence. To quote Ms Katherine Gan :

"I remember how uneasy I was to see used tissue paper on table tops and cleared together with plates and bowls. At that time, we had learnt that bodily fluids are the thing to avoid comming into contact with. I hope the officials will be very strict with this particular issue about tissues. Our lives may depend on it."

Ok. Now i have nothing against her. But i have to say that she is quite BLOODY PARANOID! Nobody's asking you to touch them tissues! If they happen to fall on you, go wash your hands or something! Come on! Why the heck are you uneasy if tissues are cleared with plates and bowls? The utensils are going to be WASHED! That means that they'll be CLEAN! Sigh. Paranoid people. Becuase of them, we can't throw our tissues on the table. I gotta walk all the way to the rubbish bin, even though my tissue will be cleaned up by the cleaner. I can't spit into the rubbish bin. If i have no tissue on me, then i can't spit at all, i gotta swallow. Paranoid. Go bathe in Dethol and leave the rest of us with normal immune systems alone.

Watching Smallville, i started to wonder about something. Superman is not human. He's from another planet. If he has sex with, say, Lana Lang, that'll be inter-species mating. I wonder whether it'll be considered beastiality. Another thing. If he's so bloody strong, that even his hair can't be broken, wouldn't his sperm kinda break the condom then kill Lana? I think it'll blast her through the wall, him being so powerfull and all, cos he can't control stuff like this. Just a thought.

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