Behold, Faith's Fairy Tale!

Once upon a time there has a young PIG FARMER named LIONEL HUANG. He was LAUGH VOMITTING in the TYPICAL forest when he met SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS, a run-away TOILET CLEANER from the IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE.

LIONEL HUANG could see that SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS was hungry so he reached into his CAN and give him his HAPPY FRIED GREEN TOMATOES. SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS was thankful for LIONEL HUANG's FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, so he told LIONEL HUANG a very DELIGHTFUL story about Queen RAELENE's daughter SHIMONA. How her mother, the IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE, kept her locked away in a EIFFEL TOWER protected by a gigantic CHINCHILLA, because SHIMONA was so GAY.

LIONEL HUANG UNDRESSED. He vowed to SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS the TOILET CLEANER that he would save the GAY SHIMONA. He would TRIM the CHINCHILLA, and take SHIMONA far away from her eveil mother, the IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE, and SLAP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a JOYFUL FLASH FLOOD and SMELLY BRIANI POOPUMS the TOILET CLEANER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHINCHILLA from his story. IMPERIOUS Queen RAELENE ATE out from behind a APPLE COMPUTER and struck LIONEL HUANG dead. In the far off EIFFEL TOWER you could hear a KAPLOOEY.