Mars is comming earth is DOOMED! Someone save us from the wrath of MARS! Soothsayers and fortune tellers tell of a great doom that is comming upon us. Behold, here are some of their predictions!

Vineet Jain, a leading New Delhi-based astrologer :

"Violence will increase as people will be less patient and get angry quickly," he added. "This could result into an increase in violence in Kashmir and worsen relations between India and Pakistan. Similarly in all conflict zones like Iraq and Palestine, things will worsen," he said, adding:

"There will be more terrorist attacks and cyber crimes."

"Mars carries quite a lot of energy and its proximity to Earth changes the forces that affect our way of life," said Edwin Ma, a feng shui master in Hong Kong. "It brings volatility and unpredictable events."

In Hong Kong, Benny Y.Y. Cheung takes a longer view, but he too predicts disaster.

"There is an impact on the magnetic field, mainly in the month to and the three months after the phenomenon," he said. "There will be disasters related to fire, including wars."

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Ok, they're just stupid. Even i could predict that there will be wars, and things in Iraq will go badly, India and Pakistan will not kiss and make up. Somebody save the earth from fortune tellers like this. Or somebody stop reuters from reporting news as stupid as this.


And in other news, a man burns down his house trying to kill wasps.