Friday, October 31, 2003

What if English Premier League teams were women?

Taken off LaughFC

Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the
potential to really screw you over

Aston Villa - Dido
One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really

Birmingham City - Mariah Carey
Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick

Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.

Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
Always looks like she might go down but never does

Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that prick

Everton - Barbara Windsor
Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good

Fulham - Andrea Corr
Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame

Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her

Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
Dirty Lee

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work
when put together.

Man City - Madonna
Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice new home though

Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive
really

Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to
speak of.

Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.

Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's
going to do next

Southampton - Kylie Minogue
Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you've got a
bit of a soft spot.

Tottenham - Joan Collins
Used to look good, but living on past glories.

Additional one more...

West Ham - Britney Spears
Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did
it this year.
Elizabeth Logan, Teenage Bride

New story, check if out on my story links on the left. This story is about a girl who's the daughter of two strict military people, forced into a marridge. Includes the war on Iraq and Afghanistan. Very interesting.
Bought the New Paper today(as i always waste my 60 cents on), and straight away something caught my eye. Pastor Ho Yeow Sun was on the cover in a VERY low-cut dress showing plenty of cleavage, saying "I had no choice".

According to her, every dress that her designer had picked for her was very revealing, and that this one was the least revealing of the lot. Apparently she was very uncomfortale, but accepted that this was the norm in Hollywood, and asians aren't used to it. She had no choice, wearing it was 'torturous' even. She says she is NOT a pastor, and people should stop calling her as such. she is a Music director, not pastor. she doesn't preach.

I say BULLSHIT!!! You always have a choice. No matter what. If she truely did not want to wear it, she did not need to. she could have skipped the premiere of Scary Movie III. She could scrap her plans to make it big in Hollywood. But no. She wanted to go to Hollywood. She wanted to make it big as an international singer, and wearing scanty clothes come with it. Even 'clean' artistes like Mandy Moore wear relatively revealing clothes(though not to the extent of Britney or J-Lo). If she didn't wear revealing clothes, she's not gonna make it big. So she does wear scanty clothes. No choice my foot. Its a matter of priorities.

She's may not be a pastor, but she is highly ranked in City Harvest, and widely respected as a pastor's wife. Like it or not, she has influence. And now young girls are gonna think its OK to wear revealing clothes to further their career.

Another thing. She wants to make it BIG in hollywood. I say, go, do Singapore proud. But she claims that she may start filming a movie with A-list celebrities in a Hollywood blockbuster. I'm like.. Ok.... she also claims that David Foster says she could be the next Whitney Housten. I nearly laughed out loud. Seriously, setting goals is good, but acting in an A-list hollywood blockbuster and becomming the next Whitney Housten???? Internationally???

I have nothing against Ho Yeow Sun. I think its fine if she thinks its OK to wear revealing clothes. But please, don't say you have no choice. And i'll believe that you're the next Whitney Housten when i see it.
Sidetalkin has been updated with a ton of new pics. check it out!

Potter Headache. A new headache caused by reading too much Harry Potter non-stop. apparently a significant amount of kids were reading Harry Potter's Order of the Phoenix non-stop, causing headaches, something doctors are taking note off. they say that as the books get longer, the headaches get more frequent. hmmm... interesting. but hey, i don't read hairy putter anyway, so it don't matter. :P

Michael Moore Sued

Michael Moore, creator of Bowling for Columbine, has been sued by James Nichols. James Nichols, a pro-gun activist, claims he was tricked by Michael Moore to show him the gun under his pillow.

I don't really care, anyway. I hope Michael Moore wins. Jame Nichols is an idiot, if you have seen the film Bowling for Columbine. I really REALLY encourage you to see it. If you don't have it, tell me, and i can lend it to you(yah, i liked it so much i bought it).

Perugia to sign Female Player

Thursday, September 04, 2003
Its confirmed. Serie A club Perugia are gonna sign the first ever female soccer player. Her name is Hanna Ljunberg. Like the Arsenal star. The first time i read it, i was like, WOAH!!! No way she's gonna survive in the big bad world of men's soccer. But then, after thinking for a while, i realised that chances are she WILL score plenty of goals(she's a striker). My reasons? Here goes:
1 : The whole fact that she's female will distract every single player on the opposite team. Its like, "I'm playing against a GIRL???!!!!"
2 : Honestly tell me, who's going to tackle her? Look at the tackles that soccer players make. They fly. And i mean fly. Nobody's gonna dare to tackle her that hard. They're probably only going to try to maybe stand in her way. I can't imagine Edgar Davids going in as hard on her as on Paul Scholes.
3 : She is so going to rule during corners. Look carefully at what the defenders do during corners. They hold the strikers back. They push and shove, and the area they touch most? The CHEST. Its the best way to push people around. Now, who is going to dare to push and shove Hanna's Ljunberg's chest?
4 : When the goalie sees 3 balls bouncing towards him instead of 1, don't tell me he's not going to be distracted.


On Thursday, September 4, 2003, i announced that Perugia was going to sign a female player(grabbed my post off the archive). And now its confirmed. Next week, negotiations will go on, and Perugia will sign either Hanna Ljunberg of Victoria Svensson.

Now, with all due respect to these female players(they are widely known to be the BEST in the world), throwing them into a men's game is just a wrong move, for reasons mentioned above. i'd like to see Roy Keane tackle the daylights out of her, or Martin Keown crash into her like he will van Nistlerooy. probably not gonna happen. but hey, i could be wrong, and soon we may see a unisex world cup, with the best players from both sexes in teams. who knows. The Females will take over the world.

Thursday, October 30, 2003

I realise that one way to get people to write testimonials on Friendster is to go around and write nice testimonials for them, then they feel bad and write one for you, then you can feel good. Hehehehe...
Weird Stuff

Seriously. That's some weird stuff. And i'm circumcised. Darn. Maybe I should get it...
Sigh. Due to comments by certain individuals(brian, faith), the blog links are now in alphabetical order.

In STREATS, there is an article about Soybeans. You see, soybeans make oestrogen(however you spell that) in the body. So men that take Soybeans can become effeminate. We should all stop eating anything that has to do with Soybeans. Then again, this is from a Malaysian University study, so.... its up to you lah.

Watched My Love My Home yesterday, chinese drama, channel 8. Pretty cool show. Everyone turns in credible performances. Don't be fooled by Wong Li Lin's acting cute in the trailers. She actually does a pretty good job at it.(then again, i'm biased. to me, everything Li Lin does is credible. and she looks incredibly good, too) and my other favourite actress, Priscelia Chan. very chio. My only gripe is that Nick Shen does not do very well as a loud, course, black sheep of the family with a good heart. you need someone like Andrew Seow to do that.

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Side Talking

You know the new Nokia HP, N. Gage? The one where you have to talk sideways on your phone? Well, this website is DARN FUNNY!!! You can even send in your own pics of YOU sidetalking. i couldn't stop laughing. LOL!!!!! >_<
Links to other people's blogs are up! Yay!
Pizza Matrix

What if the Matrix was about Pizza?
Tired of the sappy romance stories i keep putting up? check out a well-written thriller called Vials of Blood. Link below shoutbox.
Wise Words from the Master Coach of Chelsea himsef, Claudio Raineiri

"Two years ago I watched Carlton play for the reserves and I saw two animals in him - one was a rabbit and the other a lion. I want to see that lion come out in him more often" - Ranieri may well live to regret these particular words about Carlton Cole.

"He is my new little lion, And I like lions" - Ranieri on Hernan Crespo.

"He is like a shark, like Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink" - Ranieri on Mutu. But then...

"I once said Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is like a shark and Carlton Cole like a lion. Well, Adrian Mutu is another born predator. In fact, Mutu is like a snake" - Ranieri changes his mind and completes his zoo.

"I am happy when our fans are happy, when our players are happy and our chairman is on the moon" - Well, when your chairman's Ken Bates...

"One coach was training a player's hair, and another was training another part of his body" - Yikes.

"Football managers are like a parachutist. At times it doesn't open. Here, it is an umbrella. You understand, Mary Poppins?" - Nope. No. Not at all. Sorry Dick.

"One beautiful day, a radiant day, Mr Abramovich introduced himself to me and said I should put a shopping list together" - Claudio Ranieri. Poet.

"When I talk to the players I speak first of all in English, then I say 'sorry, now I will speak in Spanish, or Italian. Then on the touchline I speak another language so the other manager doesn't understand what I am saying!" - Explaining it all.

"I think Veron is the best midfielder in the world" - The funniest of the lot.
You know, I realise something. My blog is frequented by a maximum of like 6 people a day. talk about sad. then again, that's probably cos i don't tell anyone about it. but hey, it doesn't matter to me, cos i'm doing this for fun anyway.

The S-League. A good and neccessary step to the improvement of Singapore soccer. Said to be better than staying in the Malaysia Cup. Supposedly used to give youngsters a chance. Well... ok, i'll admit that some talented youngsters have been discovered. But the standard of the S-League sucks SO BAD that the youngsters aren't being trained properly. Singapore Soccer's standard has gone down because of the S-League. When we were in the Malaysia Cup, we were playing against quality opposition(ok, not quality, but 10 times better than the S-League. Ok, 5 times better). in the S-League, the quality is almost non-existent. The only quality teams are SAFFC and Home United. Now there is talk that Jurong and Sengkang will merge. Tanjong Pagar and Sembawang are likely to sit out next season. They're bringing in a second division Japanese club. The S-League is neccessary for Singapore Soccer, but its not fulfilling its purpose. Leeds is 145 million pounds in debt. but you don't see them sitting out the Premier League. Sigh. Soon the S-League will be full of foreign clubs, Home and SAFFC, with all the talented Singaporean youngsters playing in who knows where.

In STREATS there's an article by a woman talking about men ogling at girls. She likened it to breathing. you can stop a man from ogling for a short time, but sooner or later he will ogle at girls. its natural. she says that if girls can check out guys, no reason why guys can't check out girls. she said that is one word to describe a guy that does not look at girls. Pretender. I say there's another word. Gay.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Cool Game
Play it.
The Reason Why Fat People Should Not Use Diving Boards

Its a video. Right click, save target as.
Hmm... whats up with the Friendster thingie? i'm like getting people adding me to the Friendster thingie quite often. hmm.. its an interesting thing. i got a question, tho. whats up with the Free Sex Advice ad? i don't need no sex advice. I DA MAN! yah.

I was thinking though what i've done yesterday. What i did right, what i did wrong. For the first time in a long time, i thought in detail what happened yesterday, and how i can improve today by avoiding what i did wrong yesterday. I didn't steal, i didn't murder, i didn't lie(I think), i didn't lust(most of the time), so i guess i did pretty OK yesterday. Then i realised something. I did QT for like 10 minutes in the morning. Then i didn't even THINK about God the rest of the day. Bad. Very bad. My creator. The person that died so i could live. And i don't even want to talk to him. Today i will remember him. Today i will make sure that he is in my life, in my descisions. May God be with me today. GO GOD!!!

Monday, October 27, 2003

Tells you how free I am when i am able to read two 40K++ word stories in a day. Like Pirates? check out A Day Out O'er The Seas, link on the left below shoutbox. check out the rest of them stories if you're free like me.
Taken off Talkincock.com

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. If someone passes you a videotape and tells you everyone who watched it died seven days after, for heaven’s sake, go rent something else.

3. If you're searching for something which caused a noise, and find out that it's just the cat, IT’S NOT. Leave the room immediately if you value your life.

4. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house, or if household objects start moving by themselves, move out immediately.

5. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

6. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Just avoid it.

7. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, fangs, increasing hairiness, scurrying about on all fours, etc, get away from them as fast as possible.

8. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are a scantily-clad female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

9. If your car runs out of petrol at night, DO NOT go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

10. And if for some stupid reason, you enter the deserted-looking house as a group, DON’T split up to go looking around.

11. If you have a friend who says he can see dead people, see other friends.

12. It’s not a good idea to do a school project on a local witch/series of murders/place where people disappeared mysteriously, etc.

13. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Butt Hole Road

A poor couple actually lives at a Butt Hole Road

Taxis and pizza delivery men would fail to turn up, thinking their order was just a prank, and they grew tired with groups of youths posing for photos by the nearby street sign with their buttocks bared.

Poor, poor couple. hmm... mooning at the street sign...
Every morning i cross the road on the way to my workplace at National Heart Centre. everyday I look right. But i usually forget to look left. I almost got hit by a car last week. if i keep on forgetting to look left, i'm going to get knocked down one day.

My modem is spoilt. Very bad. I can hardly connect at all. My dad's bringing down the modem to check it out. I never knew how much i depended on the internet until i didn't have it.

Sunday, October 26, 2003

Was walking along Orchard today looking for Liat Towers where i was to have an extremely belated birthday lunch with a few people. While walking around(i have the worst sense of direction) desperately trying to find the place, i notice that Orchard Road has 7-11s. Plenty of 7-11s. Don't know why. There was one on one side of the street, and another like 50 meters away on the other side. Weird. Wonder why Orchard road needs so many 7-11s anyway.

While looking for Liat Towers, i stumbled upon The Forum shopping mall(the number of times I go to orchard in a year can be counted in two hands). Wandering inside, i noticed a little competition going on. A kids singing/dancing/talent competition. Sometimes I wonder if these competitions are for the kids or the parents. The kids looked terrified on stage. But what got me was this. One of the kids was dancing to a song. But not any song. It was Lady Marmalade(however you spell that). That song that is about having sex. So a little malay girl was dancing, shaking her body trying to be 'sexy', looking terrified and very very stiff. Now, tell me what's wrong with this picture? I have seen on Kids Central a kid who dressed in a shiny, short mini skirt and tube top dancing to Britney Spear's I'm A Slave For You. Someone save us. The kid even said she admired Britney Spears. Somebody save us. If little girls look up to Britney Spears, dress and dance like her, our society is so going down.

Women are now chasing after men for a quick roll in the hay(i wonder why people roll in the hay. The hay will get stuck in naughty no-no places. wouldn't think its very comfy). they pick up men in bars, have sex, and go home the next day. One girl claims to have sex with 5 out of the 10 guys she meets in a bar. hmmmm... girls are getting daring. Like they said in The New Paper Sunday(where i read this btw), the guys are going from the Hunters to the Hunted. Interesting. I have never been picked up(cos i don't go to a bar. Neither do i look very good, or have very much charisma). And probably never will be. Ah, heck. i'll be the one doing the picking up. One day. Maybe.

Friday, October 24, 2003

Watched The Gods Must Be Crazy again today, Channel 5. I love that classic. Its still one of my favourite and most funny movies i've ever watched. And it makes a lot of sense, too. The life of the Bushmen is so simple, so carefree. What they say is so true. The civilised man, unable to adept to his environment, changes his environment to fit him. And now his kids has to go to school for many years to learn how to live in this environment. Hehe. In making the environment easier, he continues to make it more complicated.

The world gets more and more complicated everyday. My sister is learning english and chinese words i never knew until i was in primary 4. Her tests are very difficult. Everyone's getting smarter and smarter. And life gets more and more difficult and complicated.

Honestly, my life is VERY good compared to many other people. I have great parents, great friends, and a great God. But hey, Heaven's gonna be much better. And so i look forward to it. A simple life of worship, no worries(of which i hardly have now, anyway, but that's besides the point). Ahh.... Just gotta make sure i bring some friends along...

Thursday, October 23, 2003

Just added a story to the Fictionpress.com online novels on the left, below the shoutbox. Educating Kat. A story about a teacher starting out, and what happens to her. Pretty cool, and relatively realistic story. Check it out if you have as much time as me.
If there is ONE movie you DO NOT WANT TO WATCH this year, make it Underworld. It could be just me, but i thought that was the WORST movie of the year. A total Matrix ripoff. The action sucked. The story sucked. The acting was ok. The effects sucked. The pace sucked. The clothes were stolen from the Matrix set. The only good thing about the movie was the Matrix Revolutions trailer before the movie. Underworld wasted my money. Good thing was my friend treat me as a belated birthday present. Stupid Underworld. Its worse than Scorpian King. At least that one was decently funny at times.
Let us take a look once again at the sorry, sorry state of Singapore soccer. We drew 0-0 with Palestine. A team full of part-timers who do not have a proper league or proper training ground. A team who hardly plays any games together. i think i'm actually beginning to believe what Glenn Ong said on the Morning Express : I can go out on the street, put together a team and BEAT the Singapore national team.

The S-LEAGUE is probably going to scrap the penalty system to decide draws. Implemented this season, if a team were to draw, a penalty shootout would be implemented, and the team that won it would get 2 points, and the team that lost 1 point. Supposedly to improve the 'excitement' of the match. Before it was implemented, the entire of Singapore said bullshit. Everyone thought it was a bad idea, including almost all the clubs. It would make for a boring match where the lousier team plays out for a draw, and gets 2 points for winning the shootout. So true. That was exactly what kept happening, making many matches more boring.

The S-LEAGUE people should have just listened to what EVERYBODY said, instead of waiting one season before giving the EXACT SAME REASON everyone gave to why it would not work for scrapping it. Singapore Soccer is getting sadder and sadder every year.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Joe Millionaire

This time its a bunch of European women who are whisked away to meet an American cowboy. The article above is a brief, objective commentory on the first episode. Looks like European women are as ditzy as American blondes. And more so. Sometimes i wonder why women like these are willing to look so stupid on television for the world to see.
The New Paper, claims on the front page of today's paper, that they are Singapore's No 1 tabloid. I thought they were Singapore's ONLY tabloid newspaper? Not to take anything away from them or anything. I love The New Paper. Maybe Streats qualifies as a tabloid.
British Prime Minister Tony Blair believes that the strong European coffee triggered his heart scare. Lets all stop drinking coffee. According to Tony Blair, it is not good for the heart.

yah. Boring today. *Yawns*.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Bus Ride from Hell

Right click, save target as. Talk about a scary bus ride.
Man Cuts Off Genitals

A man cut off his genitals to gain sympathy from his creditors. I wonder what that accomplished. I guess he had no balls to face his creditors.
Went to the dentist today. Got myself a filling. Now everybody, remember to floss your teeth, or else you'll get cavities like me. Yah. No streats or TODAY for me to read, so i don't know what's new in the world, so i can't comment on any news. sucks.

Monday, October 20, 2003

The following is taken off TalkingCock.com

Apparently its a true story.

True Story: we were sent this email by a TalkingCock reader, which suggests that life in Singapore sometimes is beyond our satirical abilities…

Dearest friends,

hL here. I was chatting on IRC when I came across a guy asking for loans from loansharks. So I impersonated myself as one! This is real and awe-inspiring. It outlines how dumb someone can really be. Anyway this is real, and do inform me if this was posted on talkingcock.com

[Note: Bronx is the author's name online while guy_m is the one who was asking for loans]


[Bronx] yes me
[Bronx] loan shark
[guy_m] ok
[Bronx] yes
[guy_m] i need to borrow
[guy_m] i need to borrow 6k
[guy_m] can?
[Bronx] sure
[Bronx] but u must register, right?
[Bronx] interest goes at 1.8%/month
[guy_m] wat do u mean register?
[Bronx] complex interest
[Bronx] that is you use the formula
[Bronx] (101.8/100)^(No.of months) x Sum you borrow
[Bronx] How would i know where you are?
[Bronx] So you must register, right?
[guy_m] ok,can u tell mi
[Bronx] tell you?
[Bronx] i thought you should be telling me?
[guy_m] how much do i haf to return u in a mth?
[Bronx] $610.80
[guy_m] ok
[guy_m] wat i need to register?
[Bronx] erm
[Bronx] ok so our system works like this.
[Bronx] We have a operation-ready boss who sits on a cloud high above
puffing cigarettes
[Bronx] I'm in charge of accounting; Overseeing and registering members
are my job
[Bronx] Every Loan-Sharking business runs on a system
[Bronx] We're the new-age 'Ah-Longs"
[guy_m] ok
[Bronx] You'll have to register with us to get the money
[guy_m] ok
[guy_m] when n where?
[guy_m] when n where can i meet u?
[Bronx] Include your Name, NRIC, EMAIl, HANDPHONE, ADDRESS, Name of
your family(this includes your parents, siblings and if better, your
grandparents)
[Bronx] Anyway why do you need $6000?
[guy_m] to settlr some debts
[Bronx] but by borrowing money from us, you are going deeper into
debts, right?
[guy_m] i noe
[guy_m] but my friend need tis money urgently
[guy_m] his mom juz pass away
[Bronx] ok anyway you can't meet us just like this
[guy_m] then how?
[Bronx] chances are we'll stumble onto those lame police
[guy_m] then how?
[Bronx] so we're tapping on technology and integrating our tradition
with electronics
[Bronx] We've set up a website solely for such borrowing
[guy_m] so how can i get the money?
[Bronx] Ok first you've to login to our website
[guy_m] wta's the website?
[Bronx] Then type in your bank account and also a custom password
[guy_m] ok
[guy_m] wat's the website?
[Bronx] Hold on
[Bronx] please be sure of all proceedures first before doing anything
rash
[Bronx] Then fill in your particulars
[Bronx] This includes
[guy_m] wat's the website?
[Bronx] Qns 16: How would you want to be punish if you fail to pay up
[A) Get a pig's head B)Getting splashed with paint C)Getting mugged at
night]
[guy_m] ok
[Bronx] it may sound funny but this is real
[Bronx] this is what we call selective punishment
[guy_m] okok
[Bronx] ok first
[Bronx] go to your internet explorer
[Bronx] go to your internet explorer's icon
[guy_m] k
[Bronx] right click and off "Security Filter"
[Bronx] because we're a clandestine network
[Bronx] some net services block us
[Bronx] ok then go to www.eahlong.com ; it is "e ah long".com
[Bronx] Click >New User> Register
[guy_m] k
[Bronx] Ok?
[guy_m] it's an toking cork website leh
[Bronx] ?
[Bronx] Huh?
[guy_m] how?
[guy_m] how?
[Bronx] bluff yu lah
[Bronx] !!
[Bronx] ahha
[Bronx] where is there such a thing!
[guy_m] *** you lah ******. What the ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taking five minutes in the evening to take out the trash and load the dishwasher could improve your marriage -- and your sex life.
In a recent study of 3,500 people, researchers at the University of California, Riverside, found that men who perform the most chares around the house are extremely sexually attractive to their partners and have the best relationships with their children.
Helping out teaches children good values. It also makes wives feel loved and more like equals, which increases their interest in sex.


Wow. Doing chores helps with the man's sex life, eh? This is gotten off the Power 98 Morning Show website. Its more like if the man doesn't do anything, the wifey will be unhappy, then no making Whopee that night.
Ahhh.. i just remembered something. Rio Ferdinand, the England defender that was forced to miss the England vs Turkey match(which was a good thing, cos John Terry did a better job than he had in the past few matches) is on trial. He's having his phone conversations and smses checked as court evidence to find out if he wilfully skipped a drugs test. Now, all his smses and phone call contents are now public. He has been smsing some girl sexy smses, to the extent that a guy commented, "I don't know how do he gets away with it" poor Rio. Now his love life is open for the public to see. Ahh... the poor life of a football millionaire...
Actually, hor, i got nothing to say today lor. Because, hor, the News during the weekend either very boring too serious to make fun of. So, i got nothing to say lor. Also add to that the fact that i spent my weekend playing CM4 thrasing the English First Division with West Ham, giving me less time to find something to talk about. maybe i'll find something later, y'know?

Friday, October 17, 2003

Ever wondered how a typical forum thread looks like? This is an example. Check it out.
I don't like Beyonce anymore. If you want to strip on stage, by all means. But don't say something like this.

Bootylicious diva Beyonce Knowles has ruled out any girl-on-girl kisses, like Britney Spears and Madonna, because God has not given her permission.

However, the devout Christian says God is OK with her wearing sexy clothes and stripping on stage.

The singing star said about the girl-on-girl kiss: "I have standards. There are things I will not do."

Beyonce added: "I always carry myself like a lady. I don't feel like I ever do anything raunchy.

"It's entertainment and I believe God is OK with that."

The Destiny's Child star has also admitted that she has had to ditch her favourite diet of junk food to be able to squeeze into the saucy outfits she has become famous for.


Please. Leave God out of this. I don't want to judge her on the devout Christian bit. Please show me something in the bible that God is ok with sexy clothes and stripping on stage and i'll believe you. Until then,

Timothy 2

8:I want men everywhere to lift up holy hands in prayer, without anger or disputing.
9:I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, 10:but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.

Thursday, October 16, 2003

da shoutbox is down. because myshoutbox.com is down. so no shoutbox yet. if no shoutbox were to appear by next monday, i'll get myself a tagboard thingie or something. yah. e-mail me in the meantime. my email is christon@choo.qsurf.org. i'll post whatever you e-mail me.
It sure doesn't read like most pop lyrics out there today. Is it possible this is Christian pop masquerading as mainstream pop music? You can't help but ask this question especially since Aiken hasn't exactly hidden his devout southern Baptist beliefs. On the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, he wore a "What Would Jesus Do" (WWJD) bracelet and this week's Time magazine reports his struggles with his record label, RCA, to keep his videos and music "clean." It's not everyday such Christian symbols grace Rolling Stone's cover. Does his Christian sensibility translate into his music? As it turns out, Clay Aiken's wholesomeness, and the audience it reaches, could just be the genius in his new album.
The album and the artist himself have managed to tap into an audience the music industry has arguably ignored - the middle class, Christian, soccer mom, who wants to be able to listen to pop music with her family and not worry about sex, drugs and explicit lyrics. Clay Aiken himself has said he won't sing about sex and drugs. And since there isn't much mainstream pop music out there right now without references to sex and drugs, Aiken is emerging as a new pop phenomenon.
So he's got the mini-van driving, Oprah-watching crowd. But, what's more interesting about Aiken is, that despite his straight-laced image, he has also reeled in a respectable amount of average pop listeners, who normally wouldn't be caught dead listening to Christian pop music. With the No. 1 selling single of the year, "This is The Night," Aiken even managed significant radio play on national top 40 pop/hip hop/rap stations, alongside the likes of Christina Aguilera and Eminem. How did this "smultzy" ballad even make it to Top 40? Probably because of a lot of radio requests, but also, there is a sense that, despite his conservative upbringing, Aiken seems willing to reinvent himself, at least on some level. He did after all, with the help of some highlights and a makeover worthy of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", transform himself from geek to geek heartthrob and bare his chest and belly on the Rolling Stone cover.


Quoted from http://www.clayaiken.com.sg

One of the reasons i bought his album. GO CLAY! Geek Heartthrob... first time i'm hearting that term, hehe.
If there is any 8 days magazine you're going to buy, buy this week's magazine. They have a TON of funny lists for you to view. VERY funny. Here are a few excepts :

10 reject names for Brothers 4 :

1 : Three men and a Maybe
2: Sad and the City
3: Just Shoot Us
4: The Richard Ng Sow
5: He Ain't Funny, He's my Brother
6: Sibling Revelry
7: Keeping Up With the Chungs
8: Four Goodness Sake
9: Brudder Empat
10: Whose lines are These Anyway?

10 Things That TV Commercials Would Have Us Believe

1: That men in white lab coats who test laundry detergents actually test the detergents on their own white lab coats. While they're still wearing them.
2: That Andre Agassi drives a Korean car.
3: That the girl on the end of a 1900 chatline looks like a Japanese actress
4: That advertising jingles are going to the dogs. Damn chihuahuas.
5: That its morally okay to pluck a responsible young man from a noble career in healthcare to make him your delivery boy.
6: That Gong Li actually does housework.
7: That Jack Russels can travel all over the world with no quarantine concerns
8: That a good sanitary pad makes a girl happy and carefree, that stomach cramps, backache and mood swings - not to mention the fact that she probably won't be getting any for the next five days - don't exist
9: That touching your hair "the whole night long" isn't creepy at all
10 : That menstrual discharge is blue

And a few other damn funny lists. Get it.

In TODAY today, there are a few very credible aritcles about the state of Singles in Singapore and around the world. check it out if you can.

Yesterday was my sister's birthday. She was HAPPY with a capital H. She was singing "Happy Birthday To Me" the whole day, and had a smile on at all times. SOOO CUTE!!!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

I bought meself the Clay Aiken CD, Measure of a Man. *Waves the CD in the air* i have it, you don't! *Sticks out tongue* wait a minute.. most of you don't even like Clay Aiken... ah, heck. I have it, and i'm happy. Bleh. :P
Hmm... apparently the budget airline ain't that cheap. The big publiced 19 ringgit trip to KL is only for a few thousand. Everyone after that would have to pay 77 ringgit. I knew it was too good to be true. then again, 77 ringgit is still cheap. They even mention 100+ ringgit in the future depending on the demand. ah, still cheaper than normal flights, but hey, its not 19 ringgit no more.

There is someone complaining about the Punggol area in the TODAY newspaper. Complaining about the centipedes(however you spell that) which are everywhere. This person has probably never been a in a new estate before. Humans have just moved into animal territory. You can't expect them(da centipedes i mean) ALL to die so fast. Wait a year. They'll almost all be dead then. Its like that will all new estates. Enjoy the nature while you can. Soon all you'll have are cockroaches running around.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003


POW! Poor Alpay!
Stupid people exist. Like a man who destroyed his house trying to get rid of a stain. i didn't even think that was possible.

Source
Seems as though my August archives are screwy. Sorry, Danilla, you won't be able to find the name you want! Like i said, its mentioned somewhere else, although talking about something else!
I just found out something about my dad. He's from Saint Andrews Secondary. But that's not all. He was part of the school championship winning rugby squad. I suddenly have a LOT of respect for me dad. Because he's VERY skinny, fit, full of stamina, and now has played, and won, in Rugby. I love me dad.

Men are doomed. A man predicts the male sex will be extinct in 125,000 years. To quote the man,

The professor of human genetics at Oxford University said in his book that the Y chromosome "is a genetic ruin, littered with molecular wreckage ... a graveyard of rotting genes. It is a dying chromosome and one day, it will become extinct".

"Originally, the Y chromosome was a perfectly respectable chromosome with a collection of genes doing all sorts of useful things — much like the X chromosome today

But its fate was sealed when it took on the mantle of creating males. This probably happened in the early ancestors of mammals, perhaps 100 million years ago, when a mutation of the ancestor of the Y chromosome suddenly, and quite by chance, enabled it to switch on the embryonic pathway to male development"

Dear me, dear me. We males are a graveyard of rotting genes.

"Men could be rescued with 'Massive Intervention'", Prof Skyes said, but it would be quite possible to survive without them.

A world without men. Full of women. Scary, don't you think? I think the traffic will be horrendous.

Monday, October 13, 2003

Hear ye, Hear ye! Mr Brown has updated his site! His usualy Singapore Nation Education column, plus a contribution on What If LOTR was written by other authors?

Authors include Mark Twain, Dr Zeus, John Milton, CNN, Tom Clancy, etc etc. Here are a few excerpts :

LOTR by Dr Seuss
"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!

I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.

You have a slim chance, but I have none.

I will not take it on a boat,

I will not take it across a moat.

I cannot take it under Moria,

that's one thing I can't do for ya.

I would not bring it into Mordor,

I would not make it to the border."

LOTR by Tom Clancy
The å King of the Nazgul (KotN) fingered the safety buckle that secured the shortsword in it's scabbard. It was modeled after the Gladius design, making it wholly inadequate for going up against Elven armour, but it was perfectly suited for being jammed in the collarbone of a Hobbit 'merc, without calling too much attention to it's owner. His XO, "Camel" Khamul had used a similar weapon in numerous CoIN missions in North Gondor, where he had been sent to disrupt "Elrond's" supply fellowships sneaking down the Is-ild-ur trail.

The KotN smiled, even without a head. This mission was almost going to be a mead-run. Taking out a squad of sleeping halflings was going to be easier than slaying Wyvyrns sitting on a tarmac...

The Swedes do weird pranks. Ok, outright gross. Ok, more than outright gross. It makes me wanna puke.

Check out the prank here!
Yesterday went to Desaru with a bunch of young adults from the Adventist Church. Rained and rained, got stuck under a leaking wooden shelter on the beach for a while, before Matthew and I went to grab some umbrellas to rescue the people stuck under the shelter, while Faith and the girls enjoyed themselves drinking juice because they were slow in changing and comming to the beach for the activity. Is that fair, i ask you? Anyway, the rest of the day was spent swimming, playing Water Captain's Ball in the pool and Monkey in the sea. Pretty fun. When we finally got up to leave, it rained like crazy. Twas a good day. But why am i telling you all this?

This is why. Surprisingly, most of the girls wore bikinis. And I realise something. There is something about Bikinis, that is different. you see, for some reason, there's nothing sexual about bikinis(unless you're one of those models that pose in FHM). I don't know why. tis weird. i don't look at anyone different wearing a bikini or a one piece. weird. ah, well. that's a good thing, i guess :) For the ranting i have about bikinis, i realise that i don't really care in the end. until the day comes that my sister decides to wear one. then i'll see. hehe.

Tween girls(girls aged 12-15) are scary. The New Paper did a feature on them. Apparently they buy TONS of thongs, G-strings, surf porn websites, 'explore' their sexuality behind closed doors when their parents think they're just 'sisters' playing together. A frighteningly large percentage of them think that girls make a better sex partner than boys, because boys are immature and stoopid, and you can't get pregnant if you 'play' with girls. Majority of them have had a sexual encounter with either the same or opposite sex. Scary.

And what about the boys? Most of them still watching and playing soccer, playing computer games and surfing porn. A bit better than girls, don't you think?

Friday, October 10, 2003

If you happen to have time, please do check out the online novels, links below the shoutbox. all are completed, good stories, of various categories from Fantasy(Queen of Glass) to Romance(You Are My Everything) to Spiritual(Searching for Sara) to Thriller(His Perfect Alabi Mark II) to Historical(Love Me Forever).
Britney Spears. She's going to appear in a magazine shoot wearing nothing but her smile. not porn. one of those 'Artistic' photos with hands, legs and shadows over inappropriate places. ahh.. Britney, Britney. finally stripping for the camera. But what's interesting is this. The New Paper asked some Singaporean singers if they would strip. Rui En said NEVER. No bikini shots for FHM either. she said a woman does not need to strip to be sexy. she'd do it her own way. GO RUI EN! Another singer, Kit Chan, said that it would be 'quite fun' to do nude shots, and that she would do it if it was 'Artistic'. Now, artistic or not, why do some women find posing nude FUN??? doesn't make sense to me. would YOU pose nude for 'fun'? i know i would. *whistles* Ok, maybe not. Too many people will be puking.

One third of China brides are not virgins. They say its sad. I say its good. One third is quite a good percentage already, i'd say, compared to Europe.

Having trouble two-timing? Call all your girlfriend Princess. A man did just that, to 4 girlfriends. Too bad they caught on to his game, cornered him, embarassed him in a restaurant by demanding he explain everything. Maybe honey would be better than princess.

Rememer that girlfriend and boyfriend i talk about earlier? The psycho girlfriend with 77 rules, and stupid boyfriend who was willing to follow them? I just found out, via Mr Brown's article in the today newspaper today, that they are intellectually challenged. Which makes it a lot more understandable. The New Paper didn't mention it. Bad, bad New Paper.

The New Paper brought out another good point about the S-League. Next season, chances are Sembawang Rangers, Sengkang Marine and Tanjong Pagar FC are not going to continue. The reason is this, they have no money. They're in debt. The irony is this. These 3 have one of the best supporters in the league. The Sengkang Marines have officially the BEST fanclub around, regularly updated webpage, and highest attendence of all the clubs. Its just sad. And they're bringing in some japanese club. The New paper said this. Lets say next season, Tampines and Woodlands are too deep in dept(they are already in dept now, but not as bad as those three), and decide to quit. And the S-League bring in more foreign clubs. And the same thing happens the next season. And after that, there'll only be Home United, SAFC and a whole bunch of foreign clubs. talk about sad. and the saddest thing is, it seems very possible now.

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Are you John Stamos? I know i'm not.

Find Out If You Are John Stamos!

Victoria Adams/Beckham is in trouble. The wife of the Prince of Spanish football himself, Raul, is unhappy with her. For those of you who don't know, Raul and his Wife are the Beckham and Victoria of Spain. Raul and Beckham play for Real Madrid. She says that Victoria Beckham got a sponsership job because of who she is, not her skill as a model. Wait a minute.... what kind of skills do you need as a model besides looking good and walking funny?

If you look at the front page of STREATS, you'll read about a poor woman who got stopped at Changi airport. She had a model plane. The model plane had some missiles on the wings. The missiles looked like bullets. She was stopped. The airport security took apart her plane. She was held in custody for about 10 hours in a cell before being released. She complained that the cell was nothing but a bare concrete floor with ants. She called the experience horrendous, and would NEVER come to Singapore again. Poor woman. Stupid security.

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

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Enrique Iglesius(however you spell that) wanted filmakers of Once Upon A Time In Mexico to edit out his mole, as he had surgically had it removed after makign the movie. The reason? It'll cost up to 100,000 pounds to remove it. Enrique is not happy. Ah, well. Poor Enrique.

Perfect 10 are playing the weirdest songs these days. Gone are the days of love songs, breakup songs. Now, they're singing about liking someone's MOM. Here are the lyrics from the song, Stacy's Mom, by Fountains of Wayne

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can i come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hng by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I;ve waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Hmm... memories of American Pie, maybe? Stifler's mom?

Women and bikinis. They don't make sense. See, women are suppossed to be modest and stuff. But, they all wear bikinis. In fact, i don't know a single woman under 40 that does NOT own a bikini. Bikinis these days are getting smaller and smaller, covering almost nothing. Yet woman are more than happy to buy em and wear em. Its just weird, I tell you. Its almost as if they want to be leered at, you know? They say they want to wear a bikini for themselves. Not for men to see. To get rid of irritating tan lines. etc etc.

Actually, i don't know where i'm going with this. I guess i just don't understand how women can be so concerned about modesty when wearing normal clothes, yet prance about almost nekkid with just 3 tiny bits of cloth barely covering the naughty no-no places on the beach. I tell you, at the rate the bikini is getting smaller, in 20 years women will be swimming totally nekkid while men will still be swimming in pants.

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

wah... mind blank, so i'm going to complain about the NEL. I seriously DO NOT have to be told, "When using the escalator, please hold on to the handrails" or something like that in 2 languages. For goodness sake I KNOW THAT THE HANDRAILS ARE THERE FOR YOU TO HOLD!!! Please. We're not that stupid. We do not have to be told not to eat in the train everyday few stops. I do not need to be told to move to a less crowded area every 2 minutes when THE WHOLE PLATFORM IS CROWDED!!!! Sigh. SMRT insults our intelligence.

Monday, October 06, 2003

I have a question. You know, in chinese serials especially, a man and woman always drives to a bar. they meet, and they decide to go a hotel or someone's house to make out. But they usually drive in one of their cars. My question is, what happen's to the other person's car? They like, leave it at the bar, so how do they get their cars back? They never go back to the bar to get their car.

When its raining, people always put their hand over the head. How dry can you get? Totally useless! You whole body gets wet, and a palm-size area of your hair stays dry.

Andrea de Cruz's Slim 10 trial is done. She gets 900 K. Rayson Tan is acquitted. BUT Andrea de Cruz has to pay 85% of Rayson Tan's court expenses, which is estimated to be about 300k. Hehe. Good for Rayson.

Sunday, October 05, 2003

Hehehe... Sunday Newpaper. So blog material. I SOOO love it. Firstly, congratz to Karen. Karen just renewed her commitment to Jesus by telling the world she has decided to follow him. May your spiritual life always get better everyday! God bless you! Ok... now back to the news...

Edit - Edited due to some anal retentive people. hehe.

The life of an English Premier League footballer. To quote the New Paper, "Orgies, booze, parties, fights and some football". According to a German goalkeeper who played in the premiership for 2 years, a footballer's life is one party after another, sex and more sex. The girl who allegedly got raped, well, she was one of these football groupies. These girls collected sex with pro players like boys collect football stickers. They follow them around and pick them up at bars, or strip for them at strip clubs. Sigh. The life of a footballer. No surprise sooner or later some of these girls, craving attention, tell all to the press and get the football stars in trouble. The stupid stars.

Another interesting article. Apparently, there exists a man, SOOOO stupid, that he agrees to some rules that his girlfriend has set. And its not just one or two rules. its 77 rules. Here are a few examples stated in the Newpaper. Miss Koh Xing Xia(psycho girlfriend) refers to herself as Koh XX and Mr Wong Ying Sheng(stupid boyfriend) as Koh YS :

1) Koh YS cannot sit with bad person or other boy inside MRT without Koh XX permission.

8) Koh YS cannot put bad person or other girl photo inside bag or wallet without Koh XX permission.

12) Koh YS cannot touch other girl private part. Accept Koh YS can touch Koh XX private part only.

16) Koh YS cannot quarrel with Koh XX.

19) Koh YS cannot talk too loud.

22) Koh YS cannot bite straw, t-shirt or pen. Koh XX don't like it.

26) Koh YS cannot get caught in rain at all.

29) Koh YS cannot buy teenage book magazine at all.

31) Koh YS cannot scratch his body. Koh XX don't like it.

40) Koh YS must follow Koh XX instruction everyday.

50) Koh YS cannot buy beer at all. Accept Koh YS want to buy beer, must ask Koh XX permission.

58) Koh YS cannot give hair to bad person or other girl.

64-69) Koh YS cannot share bath towel/toothbrush and toothpaste/face towel/cup and saucers/stationary/food and drink with bad person or other girl.

Ok... Now, everytime Mr Wong breaks one of these rules, Miss Koh will refuse to see him for one month. During that time, they will talk with Mr Wong sitting outside Miss Koh's gate. Mr Wong says, "I love Xing Xia very much and I live for her. I'll agree to anything that she asks for, and i've no problem with any of the rules she has set." When he broke one of the rules once, Xing Xia refused to see him, and he hammered on the door outside her flat and yelled her name, until the police had to come. After he agreed never to break the rules again, and waiting forever outside her door, she agreed to forgive him and give him another chance. But she set even more rules.

Hmm... is this true love? Nah, it is sheer stupidity.

Last week, the women were bashing the men in the Newpaper. To summarise it, they called Singaporean men Chauvanistic, wimpy, sensitive or totally insensitive Mama's boys who can't perform in bed. Today, its the men's turn for revenge. And, expectedly, men complain that women have double standards. They want equality, but still want men to open doors for them. When a sensitive guy tries to win a woman over, he's a wimp. When he turns macho, he becomes a chavanistic pig. Women dominate the house, control the purse strings. Sex is used as a weapon. Women are such control freaks. They do not do housework, and expect the men to do it. So many instance of women cheating because they're husbands "just aren't good enough". Basically they called singapore women unfaithful, dominatrix, jealous mother, double-standard exponent, immature and poor communicators.

Edwin Yeo takes the words right out of my mouth. This is his whole article :
The harsh reality is this : Most men don't know what women want. And really, who can blame us? Unlike men, whose desires can be categorised into beer, women and football, the femal esex is one incredible complexity.

When I say complexity, i'm trying to be nice here. I actually mean to say contradiction, but I really don't want my wife to lock me out of the bedroom tonght. Serious, thought, just think about it.

They want equality, yet they still want doors opened and chairs pulled for them.

They demand we do housework, since they have career these days, but when we clean, they tell us not touch things around the house because we mess them up.

They get insanely jealous if other girls look at their partners, but they themselves crave attention from other men.

They call us sexist when we admire a woman's well-proportioned chest, but its okay if a bunch of girlfriends get together to check out a cute guy's butt.

They can't believe we spend two hours to play computer games, yet see nothing wrong in spending four hours choosing a pair of shoes.

You know, sometimes I wonder if God created women just to have fun with us. I mean, how possible that a being created out of our rib is so confusing to us? This article might sound strange, especially comming from a married man. But you see, I can say all these things with authority because of my lack of understanding of the femaledom didn't hamper the development with my wife. When it comes down to understand women, there are only two things you can really do, but alchohoism is generally frowned upon by society, not to mention that the hangover's a pain. So, there's really only option two.

Which is, don't even try. Just chalk women down as one of those great mysteries in life, like why no women care that Keanu Reeves is a bad actor. You seem I think we're not meant to understand what's going on inside their heads, because then it makes the journey of discovery all that more engaging.

I've known my wife for some 16 years now, and I'm still peeling the layers off her everyday to understand her better. And not just her. Some of my best female friends, I'm also relishing knowing more about them as the years go by. The journey's hit some bumpbs, for sure, but you can never say that its been uninteresting.

If you are a Christian, you will know the women are a gift to men, although he might have been sniggering as He pulled out our rib. I thnk they are, indeed, for the world would be terrible without them. But to paraphrase a line from the movie Spider-Man (who also can't understand women, by the way) they are our gift, they are our curse.

Friday, October 03, 2003

Just found some time to say some stuff. Read TODAY online, talking about WMD(for those of you living under a rock, it stands for Weapons Of Mass Destruction that the US loves so much).

David Kay, US Weapons Inspector said,

"We have not found at this point actual WMDs," the expert told reporters after briefing Congress on the work of his team in Iraq since the war that brought down President Saddam Hussein.
But he added: "At this point, we have found substantial evidence of an intent of senior level Iraqi officials, including Saddam, to continue production at some future point in time of weapons of mass destruction."
He said the findings did not mean the United States had concluded there were no weapons.
Dr Kay said experts in the Iraq Survey Group that he heads had found "a large body of continuing activities and equipment that were not declared to United Nations inspectors when they returned in November of last year".

Ah, heck. Mr Hussein may be evil, but the US needn't conjure up a reason to attack him. They could have just attacked him claiming "Human Rights Issues". Bush dissapoints me. "substaintial evidence of an intent". oh puh-lease. These guys should go work for the Pre-Crime Unit mentioned in Minority Report if they're so good at predicting what people do.

6 women claimed that Arnold Swazrcherwhathisname claimed that Arnold molested them each once from 1970 to 2000. They refused to be named, and refused to make a police report "out of fear or losing their jobs". Sigh. How obvious can it get that these women were hired by his competitor to dish dirt on him? If they dare to come out and talk to reporters on it, why would they not want to make a police report on him? Fear of losing their job? That doesn't convince me. Arnold's representative said that he never did anything to them, and they were just trying to kill his reputation. And I agree.

Whopee do. Yet another day in the office for the Singapore U23 soccer team. They got thrashed 7-0 by Saudi Arabia. Nothing new. Looks like the U23s are really learning how to play football from their senior counterparts.
Phew... Up to my neck in work today, no time to search for news to comment on. The daily column for comments on interesting news will return on monday.

Thursday, October 02, 2003

Latest rumours are that 7 of the 8 players are from Newcastle, household names and one is a regular international. From Newcastle. The club I support. Sigh. How this can happen????
*Yawns*

Sigh. I think i'm losing my touch. I'm having trouble writing comments nowadays. Anyway, you should have heard the news by now about the 8 EPL stars accused of raping a 17 year old girl and laughing. I wonder about that. They would have to be REALLY stoooopid to throw away their career like that by raping a girl. Gang raping, rather. Then again, a lot of EPL stars are pretty stooopid...

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

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Why is that that pads are advertised so much on television, yet almost every girl I know uses tampons?
Then again, it will be pretty hard to advertise tampons on tv...

Actually, i have nothing interesting to say today. Except that Baby Boom on channel 8 9 pm totally rocks. Zoe Tay fufills her roll as a pregnant, kid-hating career woman to a mother with post-natal depression to a kiasu Singaporean mother. Sheer brilliance, i say. She will always be the Queen of Caldecott hill. Fann Wong will never dethrone her.