Over 1500 bodyguards are gonna protect Real Madrid when they go to Thailand. How many people are gonna want to hurt them in thailand? Why do they need so much protection for? They're going to thailand, for goodness sake. Not iraq. Whats wrong with them. They ought to be shot. Stupid rich superstars.

While on the topic of stupid rich superstars, brittons want DAVID BECKHAM on their banknotes. He topped a poll on who they wanted to see on their banknotes. But DAVID BECKHAM????? What the heck did he do for England that makes him worthy to be put on a banknote? Are they THAT short of people to put on money?

"More than a quarter of those surveyed thought existing banknote figures such as composer Edward Elgar and Victorian social reformer Elizabeth Fry were irrelevant and should be replaced with sexy celebrities and modern-day British heroes."

Whats wrong with these brittons.

You know, i really hate those milk advertisements. If i give my kid this brand of milk, he's gonna grow up to be a genius. Puh-lease. Every kid drinks milk. Every milk advertises that its gonna make the drinker a genius. Shouldn't the world be full of geniuses then? Its about time someone sues them for false advertising.

An article slamming the LTA's logic. Go Lee Han Shih!!!!

Malaysia bans SMS divorce. Wonder why they had to ban it in the first place. I mean, Malaysian men acutally CONSIDERED divorcing their wives by sms? What is the world comming to?

I have a question. They keep advertising on TV for those whispers pads thingies for women. But no advertisements for tampons. Yet, most of the women i know use tampons. I wonder why. And i'm not sure if i want to know.

Heard this morning on The Morning Express on Class95

Now that they've killed Sadaam's two sons, Uday and Qusay, the US are now looking for Osama bin Ladin's two sons, Hassan bin Seen and Hassan bin Found