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Potter Headache. A new headache caused by reading too much Harry Potter non-stop. apparently a significant amount of kids were reading Harry Potter's Order of the Phoenix non-stop, causing headaches, something doctors are taking note off. they say that as the books get longer, the headaches get more frequent. hmmm... interesting. but hey, i don't read hairy putter anyway, so it don't matter. :P

Michael Moore Sued

Michael Moore, creator of Bowling for Columbine, has been sued by James Nichols. James Nichols, a pro-gun activist, claims he was tricked by Michael Moore to show him the gun under his pillow.

I don't really care, anyway. I hope Michael Moore wins. Jame Nichols is an idiot, if you have seen the film Bowling for Columbine. I really REALLY encourage you to see it. If you don't have it, tell me, and i can lend it to you(yah, i liked it so much i bought it).

Perugia to sign Female Player

Thursday, September 04, 2003
Its confirmed. Serie A club Perugia are gonna sign the first ever female soccer player. Her name is Hanna Ljunberg. Like the Arsenal star. The first time i read it, i was like, WOAH!!! No way she's gonna survive in the big bad world of men's soccer. But then, after thinking for a while, i realised that chances are she WILL score plenty of goals(she's a striker). My reasons? Here goes:
1 : The whole fact that she's female will distract every single player on the opposite team. Its like, "I'm playing against a GIRL???!!!!"
2 : Honestly tell me, who's going to tackle her? Look at the tackles that soccer players make. They fly. And i mean fly. Nobody's gonna dare to tackle her that hard. They're probably only going to try to maybe stand in her way. I can't imagine Edgar Davids going in as hard on her as on Paul Scholes.
3 : She is so going to rule during corners. Look carefully at what the defenders do during corners. They hold the strikers back. They push and shove, and the area they touch most? The CHEST. Its the best way to push people around. Now, who is going to dare to push and shove Hanna's Ljunberg's chest?
4 : When the goalie sees 3 balls bouncing towards him instead of 1, don't tell me he's not going to be distracted.

On Thursday, September 4, 2003, i announced that Perugia was going to sign a female player(grabbed my post off the archive). And now its confirmed. Next week, negotiations will go on, and Perugia will sign either Hanna Ljunberg of Victoria Svensson.

Now, with all due respect to these female players(they are widely known to be the BEST in the world), throwing them into a men's game is just a wrong move, for reasons mentioned above. i'd like to see Roy Keane tackle the daylights out of her, or Martin Keown crash into her like he will van Nistlerooy. probably not gonna happen. but hey, i could be wrong, and soon we may see a unisex world cup, with the best players from both sexes in teams. who knows. The Females will take over the world.