Enrique Iglesius(however you spell that) wanted filmakers of Once Upon A Time In Mexico to edit out his mole, as he had surgically had it removed after makign the movie. The reason? It'll cost up to 100,000 pounds to remove it. Enrique is not happy. Ah, well. Poor Enrique.

Perfect 10 are playing the weirdest songs these days. Gone are the days of love songs, breakup songs. Now, they're singing about liking someone's MOM. Here are the lyrics from the song, Stacy's Mom, by Fountains of Wayne

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can i come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hng by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I;ve waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Hmm... memories of American Pie, maybe? Stifler's mom?

Women and bikinis. They don't make sense. See, women are suppossed to be modest and stuff. But, they all wear bikinis. In fact, i don't know a single woman under 40 that does NOT own a bikini. Bikinis these days are getting smaller and smaller, covering almost nothing. Yet woman are more than happy to buy em and wear em. Its just weird, I tell you. Its almost as if they want to be leered at, you know? They say they want to wear a bikini for themselves. Not for men to see. To get rid of irritating tan lines. etc etc.

Actually, i don't know where i'm going with this. I guess i just don't understand how women can be so concerned about modesty when wearing normal clothes, yet prance about almost nekkid with just 3 tiny bits of cloth barely covering the naughty no-no places on the beach. I tell you, at the rate the bikini is getting smaller, in 20 years women will be swimming totally nekkid while men will still be swimming in pants.