Thursday, October 16, 2003

If there is any 8 days magazine you're going to buy, buy this week's magazine. They have a TON of funny lists for you to view. VERY funny. Here are a few excepts :

10 reject names for Brothers 4 :

1 : Three men and a Maybe
2: Sad and the City
3: Just Shoot Us
4: The Richard Ng Sow
5: He Ain't Funny, He's my Brother
6: Sibling Revelry
7: Keeping Up With the Chungs
8: Four Goodness Sake
9: Brudder Empat
10: Whose lines are These Anyway?

10 Things That TV Commercials Would Have Us Believe

1: That men in white lab coats who test laundry detergents actually test the detergents on their own white lab coats. While they're still wearing them.
2: That Andre Agassi drives a Korean car.
3: That the girl on the end of a 1900 chatline looks like a Japanese actress
4: That advertising jingles are going to the dogs. Damn chihuahuas.
5: That its morally okay to pluck a responsible young man from a noble career in healthcare to make him your delivery boy.
6: That Gong Li actually does housework.
7: That Jack Russels can travel all over the world with no quarantine concerns
8: That a good sanitary pad makes a girl happy and carefree, that stomach cramps, backache and mood swings - not to mention the fact that she probably won't be getting any for the next five days - don't exist
9: That touching your hair "the whole night long" isn't creepy at all
10 : That menstrual discharge is blue

And a few other damn funny lists. Get it.

In TODAY today, there are a few very credible aritcles about the state of Singles in Singapore and around the world. check it out if you can.

Yesterday was my sister's birthday. She was HAPPY with a capital H. She was singing "Happy Birthday To Me" the whole day, and had a smile on at all times. SOOO CUTE!!!!!

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