In LIFE today, on page 2, there's an article about singaporean women and sex. apparently 7 in 10 have sex in the dark, and 4 in 10 hide bodyparts sometimes. I'm like.. ??? its sex! what is there to hide??????
In STREATS, there's a very funny headline. Lawyer Loses Sex Appeal. At first i was wondering what it was about, until i read it.. here's a summary :
An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to legally bind his wife to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day. He filed a petition to a court demanding that his wife commit herself in writing to having sex with him "every morning and every night". The lawyer had also demanded that she comply "under no pressure whatsoever"
The court ruled the petition was not receivable.
Wow. Sex twice a day, in black and white. wonder what possesed that woman to marry such a horny guy...
Underwear Shoppers get Free Striptease Lessons
"We will teach them to always unbutton their shirts from the bottom up when wearing trousers and how not to get their stilettos stuck in their skirt," the instructor was quoted as saying in Le Parisien daily Wednesday.
Uhh... you mean girls get their stilettos(high heels, right?) stuck in their skirt????
In STREATS, there's a very funny headline. Lawyer Loses Sex Appeal. At first i was wondering what it was about, until i read it.. here's a summary :
An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to legally bind his wife to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day. He filed a petition to a court demanding that his wife commit herself in writing to having sex with him "every morning and every night". The lawyer had also demanded that she comply "under no pressure whatsoever"
The court ruled the petition was not receivable.
Wow. Sex twice a day, in black and white. wonder what possesed that woman to marry such a horny guy...
Underwear Shoppers get Free Striptease Lessons
"We will teach them to always unbutton their shirts from the bottom up when wearing trousers and how not to get their stilettos stuck in their skirt," the instructor was quoted as saying in Le Parisien daily Wednesday.
Uhh... you mean girls get their stilettos(high heels, right?) stuck in their skirt????
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