Straits Times Forums again. This time, plenty of articles on maids. Their talking about implementing COEs for maids(treating them like objects, eh?). Plenty of people wrote in, both for and against. Those for maids say that they need them to take care of kids cos they have to work, etc etc. Those that don't encourage Singapore to move towards a maidless society.

My view is this. I discourage maids, unless absolutely necessary, such as for a disabled family member. I believe that a child needs a mother's love and care. Call me sexist, but nothing can replace a mother's love, so if possible the mother should quit her job and stay with the kid. If the mother goes to work and leaves the child with a maid, the maid will not be able to give him/her the love and care the mother can. And the mother will miss out on A LOT of joyful experiences the kid will give her. Don't get me wrong, i'm not saying a woman's place is in the home. i'm saying a mother's place is with her kid. If not for my mother quitting her job and staying home with me, i would be a very, very different person today. And i guarentee you it will be for the worse.

You know, Singapore is moving towards a more open society and stuff. Its interesting how the muslim world is moving in the opposite direction. They are planning to ban pre-marital sex, oral sex etc etc, punishable by jail and a fine. I don't encourage pre-marital sex, that should be someone special for after marriage. But hey, punishing it by jail and a fine is kinda extreme, don't you think? Oral sex is illegal in Singapore, too, but i don't know how they can catch someone performing oral sex. kinda difficult, i'd say.

On the front page of yesterday's newpaper there were these words(paraphrased by me because my memory is too bad to remember it exactly) :
Singapore Women to Singapore Men : You Are BODOH-SEXUAL!

If you do not know what that means, it means that Singapore women don't like Singapore men. In a poll done by FHM, Singapore women rated Singapore men in bed as 4.1 out of 10. Singapore men rated Singapore women as 7.4 out of ten. (Figures are correct to the nearest... ah heck, the figures are more of less there. Give or take a few decimal places) So... the Singapore women think that Singapore men don't know how to have sex. We can't pleasure women. They also think that we men are either weak, sensitive Mama's boys or arrogant male chauvanist pigs. Which is why they don't want to get married. Which is why the birth rate is going down. Cos Singaporean men don't know how to have good sex, don't know how to stand up to their mothers, can't or won't do any housework and are weak, or believe that it is the woman's right to be submissive and do everything at their whim and fancy, leaving the poor wonderful Singaporean woman to do endure and do everything.

Goodness gracious me. Looks like there's no hope for Singapore. Of course, I'm an exception. Anyone wanna marry me?

In the TODAY paper, there is an article, once again, on Singaporean women. More and more young women are getting divorced after 6 months. But its the men that divorce them. Why? Because they're having a lot of affairs. The most at risk are said to be the DINKs(Dual Income No Kids). A nice followup to the article i mentioned above. If Singaporean men are like what is described above, i'm not surprised. But its a nice turnaround, don't you think? Now its the women having affairs, and the men being faithful and long-suffering. And the women still have the Women's Charter. About time to set up a Men's Charter, i'd say.

Hey you! You've been dogging lately? Well, stop dogging! I mean, if you want to have sex with strangers in public, brightly lit parks in front of everyone, go ahead. But please, stop leaving behind condoms, lubricants and clothing.

"The problem is people are leaving behind condoms, lubricants and sometimes clothing at family sites and causing cleaning headaches for groundspeople," Richard Byrne, a countryside management lecturer at Harper Adams College, told Reuters on Friday.

So true. If you want to go out and be immoral and have sex with everybody under the sun(literally), then go ahead. But please, don't litter. And take note of some dangers, too.

Health authorities in southeast England posted warnings on dogging web sites after discovering several cases of sexually transmitted diseases linked to the outdoor pursuit. "We noticed a more than usual number of notifications of Hepatitis B and when we were investigating we found that some of them were involved in the practice of having sex with strangers in open places," said Dr. Mathi Chandrakumar, head of the Kent Health Protection Unit.

"We are not passing moral judgment, we are only giving advice about the dangers," he said.

Ah... apparently there are even websites that give people the best places to dog, and to watch people dogging. Theres even advice on signals to give!

"There's loads of signals that doggers use, the most common are flashing lights. Leaving the inside car light on means they want to be watched. If they wind down the window, this means they want to be fondled," one site advises.

Woah. Interesting. And to end it all,

"We thought better lighting in parks might prevent it but it actually allows to see what they're doing better," Richard Byrne said.

Maybe Singaporean women should go to Britain, don't you think? There they can have all the great sex they crave so much, and with strangers, too!

It has gone one full circle. Kazza has just sued the RIAA for copyright infringement.

In yesterday's straights times, there is a woman. She was divorced by her husband. She got 25 million dollars and two houses(if I remember correctly). She appealed to get 40 million instead. "I don't care if people say I am greedy. It is a matter of principle for me".

Good for her. There ought to be more people like her who stick to their principles so strictly. Maybe if their principle could earn them 15 million they would.

Poor Egmar Goncalves. A photo of him in a towel in a locker room after the Home United game. Nothing wrong with that, right? Well, it so happens that his little ding dong was showing. Not bad enough? It was splashed over the pages of the Berita Harian. So his little birdie was exposed for the whole world to see. Still not bad enough? This is what his wife said in an interview : "Its very small, ya? Maybe I should buy him a bigger towel". One can only wonder if she was talking about the towel.

First, there was heterosexual. Then homosexual. The metrosexual. Now meet rurosexual. A metrosexual, but not quite there yet. Not totally in touch with his feminine side, but more than the heterosexual man. So many terms. Add in transvestites, and it gets more confusing. I miss the good old days when you're just gay or straight.

Watched Baby Boom yesterday on channel 8. Made me want to get married and have a baby. Anyone wanna marry me?

Uhh.. thats it for now. I have some stuff i wanna comment about things in the newspaper, which is at home, and i'm at work, so i can't quote them properly. Will do it tonight.

Hungarians Get Horny While Singapore Sleeps

Thats the actual headline. I quote : But if you want sex in Sweden or Singapore, you may be disappointed. Swedes chalk up a below-average score of 102 times a year, while Singaporeans only manage 96." Hmm.... Singaporeans don't have much sex. About once every 4 days. Oh well. We can always import people from China when our birth rate goes down, like we have been doing for table tennis all the while.

Malaysia is banning ads with women on them. Regardless of how much clothing they wear. As long as they're women, they cannot be on poster ads. Hehe. Typical Malaysia. They ought to see Singapore where women in lingerie are on ads in most MRT stations.

A letter in STREATS today. Talking about Singapore's Brainiest Kid. This guy says that the show should not be named Singapore's Brainiest. He says, and I quote, "But this program, we are seeking Singapore's brainiest kid based on nothing more than a dead-level abstraction - or merely a knowledge of trivia. Allow me to explain. Trivia is a lower-level abstraction where information isolated from a larger context not generalised beyond the simple fact, is required." Uhh.. ok, i didn't really understand that. He then goes on to say, "According to Sir Francis Galton, pioneer investigator of the human brain and author of Hereditary Genius, intelligence is a sum of intellect, zeal and power of work. Spearman, the inventor of factor analysis and author of The Abilities of Man, saw intellegence as the ability to educe relations and correlates." I have absolutely NO IDEA what he's talking about. "There ar emany others who have offered their view, but not one saw dead-level abstraction, or the regurgitation of facts in isolation, as a facet of intelligence. This then brings into question how this one facet by itself can allow one to lay claim to the title "brainiest", he concludes. Ah, think i get it. He says that regurgitating information does not show someone as being intelligent.

Its a game show. Live with it.

Ok... about time for me to stop ranting about women, before one of them gets me assasinated. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, they say. So on to something else.

If you read the forum pages of the Straights Times today, you'll notice a lot of letters dedicated to the show Romance de Amour(however you spell it), a show all about affairs. A lot of the letters talk about how the show is a bad influence on kids, how it glorifies affairs etc etc. I disagree. I believe most of those people who wrote in to say that it is a bad influence have only watched a bit of it. That show shows a lot of affairs, yes, but it also shows the effects of affairs, like Mediacorp wrote in to say. The kids suffer. The parents suffer. You suffer. Another guy also wrote that there are good lessons to be learnt, like what not to do in a marriage. The show does not encourage affairs, on the contrary it shows that nothing good can come out of affairs. So there.

In yesterday's New Paper, it was about Women again. As you probably know already, when a man doesn't want to get married, he is afraid of commitment. If a woman doesn't want to get married, she is being independent. However, yesterday's article says this isn't so anymore. Women just don't want to get married. They don't need to. They have what they want. If they want sex, they just go to the bar and ask a guy out. They have money and security. However, when asked more, they say that they are afraid of commitment. Hehe. Looks like women are afraid of commitment too. And more so than men.

They also complained that the government should let them get a flat earlier even if they're not married. They say they just haven't found the right guy, so they shouldn't be penalised for that. You don't see men complaining much about that(complaining as in making a big fuss in the newspapers).

Women also don't want to have kids anymore. If they finally get married, at say, 36, they don't want to have kids. They want a career. They don't want to be bothered with kids. Looks like Singapore is in trouble. The workforce is already shrinking, and now with so many career women not wanting to have kids, Singapore's population is so going to go down.

I hate cotton shirts. They're troublesome to iron, and crumple so easily. Dosen't make me very happy. I spend 20 minutes ironing ONE shirt(so i suck at ironing.) and then i wear it, sit down to read newspapers, and the bottom of my shirt is crumpled at the end of it. I hate cotton shirts.

In STREATS, there's an article of a man who sms'd a message meant for his mistress to his wife. Hehe. Talk about suay and unlucky.

Another article is about a new hip girl bible selling well, with various tips relevant to the teenage girl of today. Pretty interesting stuff, if you ask me.

It is official. Women are smarter than men. In yesterday's newpaper, a study has found that women in 100% of the 43 developed countries are better at ALL subjects studied, such as science and english. The only subject that men did better in was math, but even then it was negligible. Women in developed countries are getting more degrees, better jobs and going higher in the corporate ladder than ever before. Smart women. Men make better programmers, though.

While on the topic of women, in an article in TODAY, there is another woman complaining on the second page. She says that women are being objectified everyday in Singapore and all over the world. Women are earning less not given opportunities, and being talked about like objects. She also complains that there are too many sex jokes. Another point was that how come there are articles about the size of women's breasts, but none about the size of penises. Honestly, no one wants to know about the size of penises. Women don't care, and men don't want to know. Boobs, however, interest both men and women. She says that women will always continue to be demeaned, unless both sexes understand that women are being objectified and still don't have equal rights.
Sigh. Ok, now my point is this. Men and Women will never be equal. This is because men and women are DIFFERENT. They will always have different rights. Look at the women's charter and tell me that its fair to men. A woman just has to say she's been molested and the man's name is dragged in the dirt, regardless of whether its true or not. Men also have things that seem to be unfair to women. Women have already gone so far since the 1800s. And then some. Sometimes i think that women don't want to be equal. They want to be above men.

A women is complaining the the straits times forum pages yesterday. She says that the buttons at the traffic lights, the one that you press to activate the green man. She says some people may not know how to press it(????) and then decide to cross the road when it is still a red man, and cause accidents. She must think Singaporeans are very stupid. Even the old uncle also know how to press the button. Puh-lease.

Yet another day in Singapore soccer, where our national team loses once again to a team i don't even know what continent its from. It'll be news the day Singapore beats a team that dosen't consist of salesmen and mailmen. But i hope they don't sack our current coach, though. This guy's got attitude, he's got the fire. Unlike our previous coaches that just make excuses after each match Singapore loses.

A new campaign has been launched. The come-early-for-wedding-dinner campaign. Singapore is becomming the campaign capital of the world, i tell you. What next? We've had a have-more-sex-to-have-more-babies-to-re-populate-singapore campaign, a stop-spitting-now-for-the-sake-of-our-health campaign. I wonder what else they have up their sleeves.

"For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line"

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"For the convenience of all passengers, please move to the center of the train. Thank you for your cooperation."

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"Please refrain from eating or drinking in the trains. Thank you for your cooperation."

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"Please make way for alightning passengers before boarding. Thank you for your cooperation."

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"For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line."


SMRT must think Singaporeans are stupid or can't read signs.

Remember that kiss between Britney and Madonna? Well, apparently Madonna has something to say about Britney. She thinks Britney should stop smoking. Britney dosen't think so. In fact, Britney likes the sound of her voice when she smokes. I think Britney is crazy.
Source

In STREATS, there's a letter by a mother who is concerned about her kids. Nothing wrong with that. However, she says that massage parlours should not be near schools as kids may be influenced by it. She places massage parlours in the same category as bars and stuff. The massage parlour in question is on the second floor of a shopping centre. She thinks it should be removed. Ah, well, and while we're at it we might as well ban all bars and demolish Geylang because there are schools nearby.

A new way to Flirt
Girls, getting bored of flirting the boring way? Here's a new way to flirt! Go to the toilet, take off your panties and put it on his plate. Apparently it brings anticipation, and anticipation is such a sexy emotion. Then again, this is from a stripper. Now, if my future girl friend ever does this to me, i'll have a hard time eating. I mean, a girl sitting in front of me with no panties? No way i'm gonna be able to eat!

There's a new thingie in america that they put in the car and lets the parents know where their kid is. So where's the trust? Do americans distrust their kids so much they have to resort to measures like this? If they do this, their kids will never earn their trust, and that's sad.

Australian flights may avoid Singapore
Guess what? Because of the ONE case that Singapore has, and the ONE case that has been discovered very early and quarentined, that ONE case that has recovered already, that ONE case who has yet to infect anybody, that ONE case that the WHO says may not even be sars, australia is going to avoid sending flights to Singapore. Makes me want to slap them.

Added another story for my list of Fictionpress.com favourite stories on the left. If anyone wants to get a little review and summary of any of those stories before you decide to start reading them, drop me an e-mail.

Think celebrities today divorce fast? Well, apparently celebrities of the past divorce even faster!
Behold, the Top 10 shortest celebrity marriages!

Surprisingly, JLO placed a lowly 10.

Saddam is out, bring on the Porn!

Woah. 50 cents for a porn movie in a cinema. Posters with underwear drawn on with a pen. I'm not encouraging porn. Just to clarify. But i do think this is very interesting. Wonder what the US soldiers are doing over there. Then again, they probably don't want to do anything about this, with the women there are wearing...

Hungry? Eat more dogs!

Singaporeans are weird. When SARS was first discovered, the paranoia was crazy. People didn't dare to go anywhere. They treated nurses and doctors like virus carrying bio-hazards. Now, when the whole SARS thing has blown over, they now try to enter Tan Tock Seng. And horribly, too. They scold the nurses, they sneak in, they pass each other the entry sticker thingies. they abuse the nurses, threaten to hit them, etc etc. Singaporeans are just weird.

Sigh. One thing i hate about shaving is that the more often you shave, the more often you will have to shave. I believe everyone knows this, but i wanna say it anyway. In the past i would shave once a week. Then, all of a sudden, i decided to shave in the middle of the week for the heck of it. Horror of horrors, the next week i needed to shave twice. This continued. So now i have to shave practically everyday. That sucks. I should have just left it at once a week, and i'll be fine.

Feel like getting free petrol? In Zimbabwe you can fake a death to get it. Give it a shot. Maybe it'll happen here in Singapore too.

In STREATS today, there's an interesting article about the Ecuador players. 5 of them were stuck in a hotel lift in the Brazilian city of Manaus, where they're going to play Brazil. They were unhappy, understandably, But Ecuadorean Football Federation said, "A lot of the players had to walk up 11 floors of stairs which could have caused an injury". I wonder what kind of injury walking up 11 floors of stairs will do to a footballer? Any suggestions?

And Keira Knightley has been pushed up to Top Tier in my list of attractive women, along with Kristin Kreuk. And she's but 18, i believe. I hope to see plenty more Keira Knightley films in the future! Yeah!! Go Keira!!!!

To every who has not gone to watch Pirates of the Carribean, go watch it now! I just caught it yesterday, and it SOOOOO rocks. I can say its the BEST movie i've caught the whole year. I am so gonna get the VCD when it comes out. The action and effects were good and all, but the lines said by Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp) were just TOO good. And the twists were great and unexpected, too. What are you waiting for? Go book your tickets now!

The RIAA are at it again! They're latest victim : a 12 year old girl! But what surprises me is that she said she pays $29.99 for kazaa. I'm like... ?????? Who pays to use kazaa? Anyway, what i don't get is that they are suing people for $150,000 per song. Thats a lot, don't you think? For one song? Let me calculate the amount i will have to pay.. 200x$150,000 = $30 mil US dollars. Unless my math is wrong, i'm so going to be bankrupt! And never be able to buy CDs again!

He he he... SARS is back, and because i'm working near SGH, at National Heart Center, i have to wear a mask. Which keeps fogging up my glasses when i breathe. Hehe.

The PAS has done it again. Now they claim that Universities are corrupting young minds, producing immoral people.

Universities have produced so many problems. Graduates who become government officers and politicians are bribe-takers," he said.
Mr Nik Aziz said it was baffling that as more universities being established, more people were turning into "senseless animals". Universities would continue to produce criminals unless they placed more emphasis on moral education, he added.
Mr Nik Aziz recent controversial remarks included blaming women wearing lipstick for encouraging rapists and television wrestling shows for growing violence among the country's youth. — AFP KUALA LUMPUR — Controversial Malaysian opposition member Nik Aziz Nik Mat has done it again.
The spiritual leader of the hardline Islamic Party of Malaysia (PAS) and Chief Minister of North-east Kelantan state has blamed universities for producing people who commit bribery, adultery, sodomy and drug abuse, the New Straits Times reported yesterday.
He said universities focused too much on academic and development issues and too little on moral studies.
"Universities have produced so many problems. Graduates who become government officers and politicians are bribe-takers," he said.
Mr Nik Aziz said it was baffling that as more universities being established, more people were turning into "senseless animals". Universities would continue to produce criminals unless they placed more emphasis on moral education, he added.

Ok... and this is the guy that said wearing lipstick will lead to women getting raped. So we should all not wear lipstick(girls i mean.. i don't wear lipstick, in case you're wondering), not go to university, then we will be moral. Someone save the world from this guy. How in the world did he become a spiritual leader i have no idea.

It is said that children will see 9 dolphins in the following picture, because their minds are still pure. The test is this : If you are unable to see the 9 dolphins within 3 seconds, you have a dirty mind. I found them in 5 seconds. I have a dirty mind. Can anyone beat my record?

On the left, i have added some links to stories on fictionpress.com that i have read, completed, and think are good enough to share with everybody. One little warning, though : Do not read if you're not into romance. So i'm a guy that likes romance novels and chick flicks. So sue me.

Yesterday, on Sunday newpaper, they interviewed a few teens to ask them how they feel about the new censorship ratings, which allow 18 yr olds to see shows that contain some nudity or violence. They said that its no big deal. Almost everyone they know lose their virginity by the time they reach 17. And nudity is easily available on the net. So they don't really care. If someone wants to get something, they can. Just thought i'd let you know what the average singaporean teen thinks about sex. Looks like i'm one of the few 19 yr olds who is still a virgin. And with friends who are virgins too.

Went to watch Spy Kids 3d yesterday. Gave me a big headache. But the 3d stuff was interesting. The plot was non-existant, though. Or rather, it had absolutely no flow. But the 3d stuff was interesting. So i'd say its worth my money. However, i went ALONE. Talk about sad. Hehe. Someone find me a girlfriend now. (Of course, i'm kidding. I will not randomly pick a girl from the street. When i do get a girlfriend, i will make sure it is as much for her benefit as well as mine. And our spiritual lives won't suffer. So there.)

You know, sometimes i wonder what these radio bus ads are doing. On the Power 98 bus ad, they say they're Singapore's number 1 red hot radio station. Perfect 10 says they're the number 1 hit music station. Class 95 says they the number 1 english radio station. I didn't know red hot radio and hit music were categories to be number 1 in, especially if you're the ONLY radio station playing such music.

*Yawn*
Haven't found anything interesting to comment about today.
*goes back to programming*

Its confirmed. Serie A club Perugia are gonna sign the first ever female soccer player. Her name is Hanna Ljunberg. Like the Arsenal star. The first time i read it, i was like, WOAH!!! No way she's gonna survive in the big bad world of men's soccer. But then, after thinking for a while, i realised that chances are she WILL score plenty of goals(she's a striker). My reasons? Here goes:
1 : The whole fact that she's female will distract every single player on the opposite team. Its like, "I'm playing against a GIRL???!!!!"
2 : Honestly tell me, who's going to tackle her? Look at the tackles that soccer players make. They fly. And i mean fly. Nobody's gonna dare to tackle her that hard. They're probably only going to try to maybe stand in her way. I can't imagine Edgar Davids going in as hard on her as on Paul Scholes.
3 : She is so going to rule during corners. Look carefully at what the defenders do during corners. They hold the strikers back. They push and shove, and the area they touch most? The CHEST. Its the best way to push people around. Now, who is going to dare to push and shove Hanna's Ljunberg's chest?
4 : When the goalie sees 3 balls bouncing towards him instead of 1, don't tell me he's not going to be distracted.

The only good thing i see comming out of this is when she takes off her shirt to celebrate after scoring a goal.

Behold, when we thought that prices will stop increasing, guess who comes up? The Singapore Sports Council of course! If you read the newspapers, you will notice that the Singapore Sports Council is raising their prices. By 100%. That means you gotta pay double for badminton courts, swimming pools, gyms, etc etc. WHOPEEE!!! Their reason? "We haven't raised the prices in 6 years". Yeah. Good reason my foot.

Beckham again. Eriksson is scolding him for revealing "dressing room secrets", which may destroy the trust between the manager and players. Which is true. Who wants to have a player who says whatever happens in the dressing room? Seeing how Beckham is portraying Fergie, makes me wonder why so many world class players stay there so long. Beckham should be quiet and play football and pose for photos.

Someone e-mailed me this :

MR CHOKI TAYLOR.
taylortay@post.cz

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

YOUR KIND ATTENTION IS HIGHLY REQUIRED PLEASE.

DEAR,

I AM MR CHOKI TAYLOR FROM LIBERIA, THE SON OF THE EX- PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA. PRESNTLY MY COUNTRY IS ON SANCTION IMPOSED BY THE UNITED NATION, SINCE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAPRESIDENT (G.BUSH) HAVE ORDERED MY FATHER (PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR) FOR THE TIME BEING TO STEP DOWN FROM POWER.HIS SWISS BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEING FROZENED BY THE UNITED NATIONS, YOU MAY HAVE
HEARD FROM THE CNN OR BBC OR OTHER NEWS MIDIA. SO HE ASKED ME TO CONTACT ANY RELIABLE FOREIGN INVESTOR WHO CAN INVEST SOME PART OF HIS MONEY FOR HIM, SINCE HE is ASYLUMED IN NIGERIA AS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA VISITED HIM AND ASKED HIM TO GO TO NIGERIA FOR ASYLUM.MY FATHER HAVE DISCLOSED TO ME THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF ( $ 120 MILLION US DOLLARS) IN FOUR DIFFERENT COUNTRIES:(DUBAI-UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, LONDON,ECUADOR AND SPAIN) PER EACH COUNTRY HE DEPOSITED $ 30 MILLION US DOLLARS.

AS result of my discrete search for a reliable foreign partner, Iam delighted to confront you based on my believe that you could invest these funds wisely. I now decided to write you as well as to let you know that I need your assistance in helping me and my father to invest THESE money in any lucrative venture of your choice. Prior to my conviction of your capability to assist hence we shall go into partnership deal. I've decided to move these funds to your country.

Infact, The funds where deposited with a certain security companies in this four countries and the contents was falsefully disclosed as some diamond and Africa art values which are very expensive to the knowledge of the security companies. In the
agreement between my father and the security companies, it was mentioned that a possible change of ownership is allowed, so I will fax you the documents involved penden to which country you can be able to fly to as soon as possible, in order to sign off the release of the fund to you as the sub-owner, since you have to apply for the change of ownership as soon as I have forward
the documents to you for further confirmation of the deposition of the consignment that contained the funds. FOR your effort, 20% will be your share as soon as the funds are release to you and you have to open a bank account in each of this country to enable you pay the fund into each account and have the money transfer to
your bank account in your country and 5% will be for any expenses that we both may incur during the process of releasing these funds and the rest percentage will be for me and my father.Hoping you will respond to my call to assist us in investing this cash,this is 1000% risk free, as I have taken proper care of every
arrangement. Feel free to assist please! MORE INFORMATION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU UPON YOUR REQUEST AND INDECATING YOUR INTERST IN HELPING US. WISH TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON, SO AS TO EXPEDIATE ACTION IMMEDIATELY.
REOPEN AGAIN.

SINCERELY,

MR CHOKI TAYLOR.


And this is my reply :

I admit that I am very attracted to the prospect of earning money, however there are some parts of your e-mail I am rather concerned about. If you would kindy explain to me a few things, I may consider being a part of this.

I notice that you have typed the first paragraph of this e-mail in CAPS. Now, I have absolutely nothing against CAPS. However, if the whole first paragraph is in CAPS, either you do not have enough money to fix the CAPS lock on your keyboard, which would make me doubt that you really have millions in the bank, or you are one of those stupid forum posters who post in CAPS. I think that people who post in CAPS are idiots, therefore I seriously doubt that you have the capability, wisdom and intelligence to have millions of dollars in the bank.

Another thing i noticed is that you seem to havea problem pressingthe spacebar at times. Forexample the beginning of the third paragraph starts with Infact. Either my English isnot good enough, as ihave never heard of a word called infact, or you seem to have parkinsons disease, a memory problem, orextremely short sighted. Either way, this does not put your claim to befilthy rich very believable. I think you're justfilthy.

You also seem to have spelling problems. For example, in the beginning of your e-mail, you said that PRESNTLY MY COUNTRY IS ON SANCTION. Now, once again, i have never seen a word such as presntly. Dictionarly.com hasn't heard of it either. So either your e-mail has no spell-checker, or you english plain sucks. I don't know if i would want to do business with someone who can't speak proper english.

The final problem is that your grammer isn't very good. As a son of a president, i would assume your grammer would be good. However, in your first paragraph, you said that the UNITED NATION has put your country under sanction. Either UNITED NATION is a new country, or you're just plain ignorant. I think its the latter. You also mentioned that your swiss bank account has been frozened. I hope you get frozened too.

If you can e-mail me a satisfactory reply, I may consider helping you.

Yours Sincerely,
Christon

Ok, yesterday i talked about 2 teenagers having sex. And i think that's just plain wrong. Those that know me will know my stand on premarital sex. But i think that these two are too young to really love each other. It was just sex. Which i think is wrong, regardless the age.

In STREATS today, there's an article on the PAS, a women's group in Malaysia. They say that wearing makeup, especially lipstick, will get a woman raped. If women stop wearing lipstick, there will be less rape cases. I say thats just plain stupid.

In Today, someone wrote in regarding the CPF cuts. He says that the people who are supposedly hit the hardest, the $3000-$6000 people, should stop complaining about their small cut. The people that will be in trouble are those earning $1000 staying in a 3-room flat with 2 kids. So so true.

Pokemon Quickies

Wait, wait wait! Before you go, its not just pokemon! The guy put PLENTY of puns into his quickies. Go check it out. You won't regret it. Trust me. Of course, you have to know a little bit of pokemon to get some of the jokes.

Teens have a right to have sex

These two teenagers(14 year-olds) were caught having sex by a woman. They didn't care. They even challenged the woman to call the police, which she did. They got arrested, and charged. Their lawyer argued that they have a right to have consensual sex, even though they're underage.

Don Linke, the boy's attorney, argues that children's privacy rights include the right to make "important decisions.". Such as having sex. Ah, well. Kids have sex very early nowadays. Its scary, i tell you. I can't believe what the world is comming to. Then again, its just sex. Or is it? Responses in the shoutbox, please! I'll post a conclusion tomorrow after hearing what people have to say.

During the MTV Video Music Awards, Madonna kissed Britney and Christina on the lips. Woah. Madonna and Britney mouth to mouth. *In Shock*. Sigh. Wished i had caught it. I saw some pictures of it. Britney wasn't wearing much, as usual. Hehe. But the interesting thing is, i heard that after Madonna and Britney's kiss, they focused on Justin Timberlake to see his reaction, and in the process missed the Madonna and Christina kiss. I think it was a good move. I mean, who wants to see Madonna kissing a so-tanned-she-looks-black Christina?

Went out for lunch with the colleague supervising me today. He brought me to a VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT. And he refused to let me pay my part. He said that they believe in treating their attachment students well. Start it off well, and end it off well. If there's ever a company i'm going to work at, its this one. And another of my colleagues even told me that i don't have to sit at my computer all day. If i'm tired, i can go walk around to relax. And the colleagues here actually do that. They asked me to help myself to drinks and snacks there, too. This is really a shock, i tell you. A good one. Especially after my last company.

Yeah!!! My first day at my new attachment company! Its great here, i tell you. As compared to my old company, this place is HEAVEN!!! Ok, you can tell i'm very excited about this place. As soon as i enter, i get greeted. Then my colleague, who's going to supervise me, arrives. He's a great person. His first name is Pele. Like the great almighty footballer. I'm like, woah. And he sits down and explains to me a lot of stuff. Nicely. Then introduces me to all the colleagues. And allows me to use the internet for my own stuff while installing software. Sigh. I'm really going to enjoy this attachment. Happiness.