On the front page of yesterday's newpaper there were these words(paraphrased by me because my memory is too bad to remember it exactly) :
Singapore Women to Singapore Men : You Are BODOH-SEXUAL!

If you do not know what that means, it means that Singapore women don't like Singapore men. In a poll done by FHM, Singapore women rated Singapore men in bed as 4.1 out of 10. Singapore men rated Singapore women as 7.4 out of ten. (Figures are correct to the nearest... ah heck, the figures are more of less there. Give or take a few decimal places) So... the Singapore women think that Singapore men don't know how to have sex. We can't pleasure women. They also think that we men are either weak, sensitive Mama's boys or arrogant male chauvanist pigs. Which is why they don't want to get married. Which is why the birth rate is going down. Cos Singaporean men don't know how to have good sex, don't know how to stand up to their mothers, can't or won't do any housework and are weak, or believe that it is the woman's right to be submissive and do everything at their whim and fancy, leaving the poor wonderful Singaporean woman to do endure and do everything.

Goodness gracious me. Looks like there's no hope for Singapore. Of course, I'm an exception. Anyone wanna marry me?

In the TODAY paper, there is an article, once again, on Singaporean women. More and more young women are getting divorced after 6 months. But its the men that divorce them. Why? Because they're having a lot of affairs. The most at risk are said to be the DINKs(Dual Income No Kids). A nice followup to the article i mentioned above. If Singaporean men are like what is described above, i'm not surprised. But its a nice turnaround, don't you think? Now its the women having affairs, and the men being faithful and long-suffering. And the women still have the Women's Charter. About time to set up a Men's Charter, i'd say.

Hey you! You've been dogging lately? Well, stop dogging! I mean, if you want to have sex with strangers in public, brightly lit parks in front of everyone, go ahead. But please, stop leaving behind condoms, lubricants and clothing.

"The problem is people are leaving behind condoms, lubricants and sometimes clothing at family sites and causing cleaning headaches for groundspeople," Richard Byrne, a countryside management lecturer at Harper Adams College, told Reuters on Friday.

So true. If you want to go out and be immoral and have sex with everybody under the sun(literally), then go ahead. But please, don't litter. And take note of some dangers, too.

Health authorities in southeast England posted warnings on dogging web sites after discovering several cases of sexually transmitted diseases linked to the outdoor pursuit. "We noticed a more than usual number of notifications of Hepatitis B and when we were investigating we found that some of them were involved in the practice of having sex with strangers in open places," said Dr. Mathi Chandrakumar, head of the Kent Health Protection Unit.

"We are not passing moral judgment, we are only giving advice about the dangers," he said.

Ah... apparently there are even websites that give people the best places to dog, and to watch people dogging. Theres even advice on signals to give!

"There's loads of signals that doggers use, the most common are flashing lights. Leaving the inside car light on means they want to be watched. If they wind down the window, this means they want to be fondled," one site advises.

Woah. Interesting. And to end it all,

"We thought better lighting in parks might prevent it but it actually allows to see what they're doing better," Richard Byrne said.

Maybe Singaporean women should go to Britain, don't you think? There they can have all the great sex they crave so much, and with strangers, too!