Someone e-mailed me this :

MR CHOKI TAYLOR.
taylortay@post.cz

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

YOUR KIND ATTENTION IS HIGHLY REQUIRED PLEASE.

DEAR,

I AM MR CHOKI TAYLOR FROM LIBERIA, THE SON OF THE EX- PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA. PRESNTLY MY COUNTRY IS ON SANCTION IMPOSED BY THE UNITED NATION, SINCE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAPRESIDENT (G.BUSH) HAVE ORDERED MY FATHER (PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR) FOR THE TIME BEING TO STEP DOWN FROM POWER.HIS SWISS BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEING FROZENED BY THE UNITED NATIONS, YOU MAY HAVE
HEARD FROM THE CNN OR BBC OR OTHER NEWS MIDIA. SO HE ASKED ME TO CONTACT ANY RELIABLE FOREIGN INVESTOR WHO CAN INVEST SOME PART OF HIS MONEY FOR HIM, SINCE HE is ASYLUMED IN NIGERIA AS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA VISITED HIM AND ASKED HIM TO GO TO NIGERIA FOR ASYLUM.MY FATHER HAVE DISCLOSED TO ME THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF ( $ 120 MILLION US DOLLARS) IN FOUR DIFFERENT COUNTRIES:(DUBAI-UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, LONDON,ECUADOR AND SPAIN) PER EACH COUNTRY HE DEPOSITED $ 30 MILLION US DOLLARS.

AS result of my discrete search for a reliable foreign partner, Iam delighted to confront you based on my believe that you could invest these funds wisely. I now decided to write you as well as to let you know that I need your assistance in helping me and my father to invest THESE money in any lucrative venture of your choice. Prior to my conviction of your capability to assist hence we shall go into partnership deal. I've decided to move these funds to your country.

Infact, The funds where deposited with a certain security companies in this four countries and the contents was falsefully disclosed as some diamond and Africa art values which are very expensive to the knowledge of the security companies. In the
agreement between my father and the security companies, it was mentioned that a possible change of ownership is allowed, so I will fax you the documents involved penden to which country you can be able to fly to as soon as possible, in order to sign off the release of the fund to you as the sub-owner, since you have to apply for the change of ownership as soon as I have forward
the documents to you for further confirmation of the deposition of the consignment that contained the funds. FOR your effort, 20% will be your share as soon as the funds are release to you and you have to open a bank account in each of this country to enable you pay the fund into each account and have the money transfer to
your bank account in your country and 5% will be for any expenses that we both may incur during the process of releasing these funds and the rest percentage will be for me and my father.Hoping you will respond to my call to assist us in investing this cash,this is 1000% risk free, as I have taken proper care of every
arrangement. Feel free to assist please! MORE INFORMATION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU UPON YOUR REQUEST AND INDECATING YOUR INTERST IN HELPING US. WISH TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON, SO AS TO EXPEDIATE ACTION IMMEDIATELY.
REOPEN AGAIN.

SINCERELY,

MR CHOKI TAYLOR.


And this is my reply :

I admit that I am very attracted to the prospect of earning money, however there are some parts of your e-mail I am rather concerned about. If you would kindy explain to me a few things, I may consider being a part of this.

I notice that you have typed the first paragraph of this e-mail in CAPS. Now, I have absolutely nothing against CAPS. However, if the whole first paragraph is in CAPS, either you do not have enough money to fix the CAPS lock on your keyboard, which would make me doubt that you really have millions in the bank, or you are one of those stupid forum posters who post in CAPS. I think that people who post in CAPS are idiots, therefore I seriously doubt that you have the capability, wisdom and intelligence to have millions of dollars in the bank.

Another thing i noticed is that you seem to havea problem pressingthe spacebar at times. Forexample the beginning of the third paragraph starts with Infact. Either my English isnot good enough, as ihave never heard of a word called infact, or you seem to have parkinsons disease, a memory problem, orextremely short sighted. Either way, this does not put your claim to befilthy rich very believable. I think you're justfilthy.

You also seem to have spelling problems. For example, in the beginning of your e-mail, you said that PRESNTLY MY COUNTRY IS ON SANCTION. Now, once again, i have never seen a word such as presntly. Dictionarly.com hasn't heard of it either. So either your e-mail has no spell-checker, or you english plain sucks. I don't know if i would want to do business with someone who can't speak proper english.

The final problem is that your grammer isn't very good. As a son of a president, i would assume your grammer would be good. However, in your first paragraph, you said that the UNITED NATION has put your country under sanction. Either UNITED NATION is a new country, or you're just plain ignorant. I think its the latter. You also mentioned that your swiss bank account has been frozened. I hope you get frozened too.

If you can e-mail me a satisfactory reply, I may consider helping you.

Yours Sincerely,
Christon