Yet another day in Singapore soccer, where our national team loses once again to a team i don't even know what continent its from. It'll be news the day Singapore beats a team that dosen't consist of salesmen and mailmen. But i hope they don't sack our current coach, though. This guy's got attitude, he's got the fire. Unlike our previous coaches that just make excuses after each match Singapore loses.

A new campaign has been launched. The come-early-for-wedding-dinner campaign. Singapore is becomming the campaign capital of the world, i tell you. What next? We've had a have-more-sex-to-have-more-babies-to-re-populate-singapore campaign, a stop-spitting-now-for-the-sake-of-our-health campaign. I wonder what else they have up their sleeves.

"For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line"

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"For the convenience of all passengers, please move to the center of the train. Thank you for your cooperation."

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"Please refrain from eating or drinking in the trains. Thank you for your cooperation."

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"Please make way for alightning passengers before boarding. Thank you for your cooperation."

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"For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line."


SMRT must think Singaporeans are stupid or can't read signs.