Its confirmed. Serie A club Perugia are gonna sign the first ever female soccer player. Her name is Hanna Ljunberg. Like the Arsenal star. The first time i read it, i was like, WOAH!!! No way she's gonna survive in the big bad world of men's soccer. But then, after thinking for a while, i realised that chances are she WILL score plenty of goals(she's a striker). My reasons? Here goes:
1 : The whole fact that she's female will distract every single player on the opposite team. Its like, "I'm playing against a GIRL???!!!!"
2 : Honestly tell me, who's going to tackle her? Look at the tackles that soccer players make. They fly. And i mean fly. Nobody's gonna dare to tackle her that hard. They're probably only going to try to maybe stand in her way. I can't imagine Edgar Davids going in as hard on her as on Paul Scholes.
3 : She is so going to rule during corners. Look carefully at what the defenders do during corners. They hold the strikers back. They push and shove, and the area they touch most? The CHEST. Its the best way to push people around. Now, who is going to dare to push and shove Hanna's Ljunberg's chest?
4 : When the goalie sees 3 balls bouncing towards him instead of 1, don't tell me he's not going to be distracted.

The only good thing i see comming out of this is when she takes off her shirt to celebrate after scoring a goal.