Apparently, in Singapore Pools, there are odds for a 3 1/2 goal handicap. Usually its a 1 1/2 goal or 2 1/2 goal handicap. But this time round, they're offering those odds for the first time. And most people would go for it, considering that Singapore is a guarenteed loser when playing Asia's No. 2. But what do 3 1/2 goal handicap mean? It means that for that bet to win, Japan will have to win by more than 3 goals. In other words, if you bet on 3 1/2 goals, Japan must beat Singapore by 4-0, 5-1 and so on. Same thing for 1 1/2 goals(2-0, 3-1) and 2 1/2 goals(3-0, 4-1). Its interesting, the odds. But i have to admit they're extremely accurate.

I don't nkow how old this is, but its pretty cool. It basically a website for you to insult your friends. The home page is http://www.youarelame.com. But if you put in a friend's name in front, e.g. http://christon.youarelame.com, it goes on to insult that person to kingdom come. Quite interesting, if you ask me.

I know many people here in Singapore love American Idol. But how many of us have actually visitied the official website, http://www.idolonfox.com? I went there pretty often to check out the photos. Then, only recently, did i realise there's this guy called the Jaded Journalist. He's on the front page at the botton right hand corner. He does absolutely wonderful re-caps of American Idol episodes. For example,

Welcome back! Seacrest! Still here! Time for the votes. Three will be teased, one will go home. John Stevens, you're safe. John's dad lets out a sigh of relief. Fantasia, rock on, baby. Matt, your hair is nice, but that's not enough to protect you. Come over here and dwarf Seacrest, please. La Toya, people want more La Toya. George Huff, you seem cold in the studio. Maybe…these votes will warm you up! Jasmine, you're pitchy and safe. I know safe is good. Jon Peter, you're starting to look like Benny Mac, Ryan Atwood of The O.C. And you're also safe. Camile, your pink belt can't save you now. Maybe Matt's strong arms can. Jennifer, you're safe, doll baby. Diana and Amy. Please wrestle to determine who is in the bottom three. What? No wrestling? All right, just sit there then until we tell you.

Stuff like that. Beautiful. Then, on the right of the re-caps page, there are his interviews with the top twelve. All of them are extremely funny. I mean, its not your typical interviews. he says stupid stuff, does stupid stuff, insults the people he interviews, they insult him back... etc etc. I've gone through almost all of them. And one i REALLY recommend is the Jon Peter Rasslin' one. The one on Jon Peter Lewis. Jon Peter Lewis turns the tables on the Jaded Journalist and makes him look pretty pitiful. When you watch the Jaded Journalist's other interviews, you'll know how difficult it is to make the Jaded Journalist look pitiful and sad. Except Matt Rogers. Even though he's out of American Idol already, his interview is also one of the most interesting. I'm now a big fan of The Jaded Journalist.

Christ Movie Moves Man to Confess Murder

A repentant Texas man went to police after seeing Mel Gibson's controversial film "The Passion of Christ" and confessed to murdering a 19-year-old woman who was pregnant with his child, authorities said on Thursday.

"He mentioned that speaking with the friend and seeing the movie 'The Passion of Christ' made him feel remorse," Gage said.

Is that cool or what? The Passion of the Christ is actually doing much better than i expected when i heard that Mel Gibson was doing a movie on Jesus Christ. My friends went to watch it, and although i am yet to discuss it with them, i know this movie will be a great chance to talk to them about Christianity, when they're open to it. At least now they know about Christ comming down to die for our salvation. The Passion of the Christ is a good thing. What's weird is the two more movies, The Gospel of John and Judas, are comming out soon. weird. After so many years without a Christon movie, all of a sudden we're gonna get like 3 in a year.

I was reading the Sunday Times today, and saw a heading : PSLE = less sex
So at first i was thinking.. oh, the stress of their kids studying for the PSLE is preventing them from having sex. Then i actually read the article. An 11-year old boy, who claims to have had about 30 sex partners already, says that because he had to study for the PSLE, he had to cut down on his sex life.

!!!!!!!!!

Its been a while since i last talked about the S-League or Singapore soccer. When i flipped to the sports page, i almost laughed. I really feel for the fans of Tanjong Pagar FC. They lost 3-0 to The Young Lions. But, it was considered a good result, because previously they lost 9-0 to Tampines Rovers. Tanjong Pagar FC have now conceded 19 goals in their last 4 matches. That's almost an average of 5 goals per match. Talk about sad.

In other local football news, the SAF is refusing to allow Lionel Lewis and Sunny, Singapore's first two choices goalkeepers to leave their camp for the game against Japan, leaving Singapore's third choice goalkeeper left to play. interesting.

So the Malaysian Elections are finally over. the BN, or ruling Barisan Nasional Coalition have completely and utterly thrashed the PAS, Parti Islam SeMalaysia. And frankly, i'm not surprised. The things that the PAS have used to try and gain votes have been ridiculous. They promised the banning of mini-skirts for non-muslims(according to Merv, a malaysian friend of mine, it is the muslim girls, not the non-muslim girls that are wearing the mini-skirts in malaysia). They call for women to stay at home, not to go out and work. They call for compulsary wearing of tudungs at all times, punishable by law. They call for even stricter religious enforcement. Their leaders talk of keeping the beautiful women at home, leaving only the ugly ones to go and work so that they can get husbands. Their leaders blame the increasing rape(more than Singapore) statistics in Malaysia on non-muslim women wearing miniskirts(remember, according to my malaysian friend, there are MORE muslim women than non-muslim women wearing mini-skirts) and putting on makeup and bollywood movies. Not once have they blamed the men. They say that the women who dress scantily promote lust in men, that its THEIR fault. One of their leaders stated clearly that it was the woman's fault for causing lust in men. Bollywood and hollywood movies promote bad morals.

I seriously am not surprised that they did not get voted into power.

In other news, parents of kids are complaining that the school term break is rather useless. Gone are the days when kids can enjoy their term break. According to a report in the Straits Times, kids from almost all schools have to go back more than twice for extra lessons, ccas, etc. They don't get to enjoy their holidays. When they don't have to go back for lessons, they're swamped with a ton of schoolwork. So basically, holiday as good as no holidays. Where is the break, they are asking. Our kids are going through so much stress and have such a high workload. So how?

Well... its been a long time since i was in primary and secondary school. While secondary school has not changed much since 3 years ago when i was there, primary school has changed a LOT in 10 years. My sister is learning chinese, maths and english things that i was only learning in primary 3 and 4. I can't imagine what the primary 5 and 6 people are learning. The standard is going UP UP UP. So kids have to study more and more. I guess it all boils down to the parents. If you choose to put your kid into a school like Raffles Instituite, you're guarenteed to have them stressed out. Dump them in top schools and they'll have crazy workload. Dump them in a neighbourhood school, and they probably won't be as stressed. Then its how much work the parents want them to do. What are the priorities? I know some parents who, in addition to the school's CCAs, send their kids for ballet lessons, violin lessons, piano lessons, art lessons... the list just goes on. Thats not even counting the tuition they go to. Who's stressing out the poor kid when he/she has school work? Not the school. With all the lessons they're getting, they hardly have any time for themselves. If the parents want their kids to have a childhood, then give him/her(dang the feminists. now i have to type him/her all the time instead of just him. hehe) one. Don't stress the poor kid out with a ton of extra lessons. Something simple, like maybe Piano lessons plus art lessons or something. Not 4 or 5 of them. Sigh I hope if i ever get my own kid i'll never do stuff like that which stress the poor kid out. If i ever get married, that is.

Of course, i'm not a parent, so i have absolutely no right to say something like this. But hey, not like that matters! This is blogging land, where i can say whatever i want! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

While we're on the topic on how to save women from cancer, i have also found out that Veiled Women = Less Cancer!

Veiled women are protecting more than their modesty -- they are also less prone to nose and throat cancers because their veils screen out viruses, a Canadian doctor was quoted Friday as saying.

Wow.. So basically, women should stop wearing bras and start wearing veils to reduce their risk of cancer. Men just have it easy.

To all the women, a new breakthrough has been discovered! BRAS ARE BAD! BURN THEM ALL!!!

Go Braless, it may save your life!

A CURIOUS, anti-brassiere advertising campaign begins today. Printed against a light blue background, the print advertisement has no pictures and tells readers to "stop wearing bras"
The striking caption is accompanied by research findings about how wearing bras can cause cancer.
The irony of this campaign is that it has been started by the most unexpected of advertisers: local underwear chain Ero Lingerie, known for its own special line of thermal-regulating and moisture-managing bras.
Mr P N Balji, Bang Public Relations director and National Kidney Foundation communications consultant, said he was "utterly mystified and baffled" by the bra-zen campaign.
The former chief executive officer of this newspaper also said he sensed "reverse psychology" in play.
But when Today contacted the homegrown label, this reporter was told otherwise.
Ero Lingerie managing director Y C Lee said that the sole intention is to create public awareness about the findings.
"We're trying to be a more responsible brand," he said, adding his urge to educate women came after stumbling across medical anthropologist Sydney Ross Singer's book, Dressed To Kill.
Singer argues that constriction caused by bras prevent the proper drainage of the lymphatic system (responsible for removing toxins from the body) in the breast, which leads to a build up of toxins and then triggers the formation of cancerous cells in the breast.

So women, you have seen the evidence. Wearing bras may very well cause cancer. So all of you should never wear a bra again. Especially with see-through tops on cold days. But why stop there? I say ban all underwear for women! No panties, G-strings or thongs should ever be worn again! I'm sure those cause cancer too...

*starts searching for evidence that women's underwear causes cancer*

I'll be back with evidence! Just you wait! Women will never have to wear underwear again!

Watched American Idol yesterday. I have to say that this year's top twelve beats last year's top twelve by leaps and bounds. Almost everybody sang well. But the word is almost. My favourite contestant, Leah LaBelle, sang like crap. She looked ultra-nervous, and it showed in her singing. She still looked beautiful, and i still hope she goes through, because i know she can sing better than this. I've seen her sing much better than this. But, by the looks of it, either she or amy adams will be going home tonight.

If you notice the faces of the contestants, you'll see that even with all the talk about how evil Simon Cowell is, he is the one they look to for approval. When Randy and Paula give comments, no one really cares. The contestants do get a little glad or unhappy when they give comments. But when it comes to Simon Cowell... notice the look of pure delight when he says it was good. Because they know, better than anybody, that is Simon says its good, its REALLY good. Randy and Paula's standards are just way lower than his, cos Simon really knows his stuff. When Randy criticised John Stevens, sure he looked a little down. But when Simon praised him, woah, his face just lit up. When Paula and Randy praise them and Simon criticises them, like in the case of Amy Adams, she looked unhappy at the end of it. There is a reason they put Simon last, because what he says really hold water, unlike the other two.

The latest discussion and hoo-ha happening around in parliament and the newspapers is about women in national service. Some women MPs were pushing for compulsary female national service. That's national service as in go in as a soldier to suffer for two and a half years, serving the president in the hills and the plains, not making babies. Apparently, according to a survey, 45% of women would like to serve national service. The Class 95FM The Morning Express guys did a discussion on it, and apparently men are more opposed to it than women, reason being they don't want Singapore women to all turn into butches(manly women).

Me? I'm all for it. I have absolutely nothing against women serving national service with the guys. Training together with women would be so much more fun than training with all guys. Then again, they'll probably dump all the women to train at a camp seperate from the guys... sigh.

Some of the following you may have read before. HOWEVER, there may be some new ones that you have not read. And i tell you, i really have to learn from these guys how to write.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,
like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes
around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers
of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it. (Joseph Romm, Washington)

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that
used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you
banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag
filled with vegetable soup. (Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring)

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an
eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another
city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30. (Roy
Ashley, Washington)

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
center. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access
T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung
by mistake (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. (Unknown)

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (Jack Bross, Chevy
Chase)

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when
you fry them in hot grease. (Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a
movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like
"Second Tall Man." (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
across the grassy field toward each other like two freight
trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55
mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
(Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the
Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth (Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who
had also never met. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin
sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a
play. (Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria)

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free (Chuck Smith,
Woodbridge)

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

"Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."

"She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."

"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."

"The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM."

"He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River."

"Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut."

"Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do."

"The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work."

"The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while."

"'Oh, Jason, take me!'; she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night."

"He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something."

"The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill. ) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton."

"The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant."

"It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools."

"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up."

"She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword."

"Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser."

"She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs."

"Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened."

"It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall."

And, behold, an essay about El Nino and Lightning like nothing i've ever read before....

http://douglas.min.net/essay/

Like all things spanish, it is dangerous

El Nino moves from warm water to somewhere else, namely to other places

In today's modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientist, diplomats, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr, we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Nino

When you stand near trees, they will be knocked down by lightning and you will be killed by lightning! There is no escape. Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall.

This is absolutely GOLDEN! IT IS CLASSIC, I TELL YOU!!!

Last week i watched For Love or Money 2 inbetween American Idol. And i gotta admit.. that's one interesting show. For Love or Money One, fifteen girls fought for the heart of one man. They were told that if the man chose them, they would win a million dollars. Of course, the girls get more determined to win the man. But, when it comes down to the final two(or is it three? i forget) they were told that they had to choose either the man or the money should the man choose her. And for the man, if the girl he chooses chose him instead of the one million dollars, he gets the girl AND a million dollars. But if the girl chooses the money, he gets nothing. So he had to try to guess to see if the girl would choose him or money.(DUH! MONEY!! like you even have to ask them. A million dollars verses a man you only met for a little over a month?) The girl, Erin, chose the money, and the man walked away with nothing.

For Love or Money 2, Erin comes back again. This time, 15 guys fight for her, and initially they think they will get a million bucks if they win her. But in the end, they will either have to choose her or choose money. Why is Erin comming back again? Well, if the guy choose her over money, she will get not one, but TWO MILLION DOLLARS! The station allowed her to come back because she forfeited her million dollar check. So basically, if the guy choose money over her, she gets absolutely nothing.

Give me this over the Bachelor and Bachelorette(how do you spell those two words again?) anyday. THIS is reality TV.

And the results for American Idol are in! The people through are :

America's Choice - Jon Peter Lewis

Randy Jackson's Choice - Jennifer Hudson

Paula Abdul's Choice - Leah LaBelle

Simon Cowell's Choice - George Huff

Am i happy with the choices? Oh yeah! Three out of four of my favourite people got in. And the one that didn't, i never really thought he had a chance of going through. I mean, who honestly thought that Matt would go through?

Jon Peter Lewis was america's choice, which surprised me. I thought America would pick Jennifer Hudson or Suzie, both of which apparently sang the best. But hey, i never liked the both of them, even though Jennifer got through. Jon Peter Lewis was probably put through because he can sing, but more because people love the guy. He may very well become another Ruben Studdard, who won because people love him, not his music. Which is why Clay is selling many times more albums than him.

Leah LaBelle got through, so i'm very happy. To me, one of the cutest faces in American Idol. George Huff's also through, and i love the guy. So all in all, i'm very happy with the results:) Next week, Clay Aiken's performing in the first round of the Top Twelve, so i'm definitely catching that episode. Yeah, i love American Idol!

Apparently, i just read in the STREATS paper, american youngsters who have decided to abstain from sex until marriage have the same percentage of people getting sexually transmitted diseases as youngsters who don't. But how in the world is this possible? Well, apparently, according to a study in STREATS, 88% of the youngsters who abstain from sex do not keep their vow of celibacy. And since they originally decided to abstain from sex, they did not know how to use protection. Hehehe...

*cough*BritneySpears*cough*

Anyway, i was watching American Idol yesterday, which was the wildcard special. I am a ULTRA-BIG fan of American Idol, and i loved their wildcard show. In the wildcard show, the american public picks one person to go through, while the three judges pick one person each to go into the top twelve. Its not up to me, and i'm glad its not cos i have a bad eye for talent, considering i am rather tone deaf. But i am going to list out my four favourite contestents anyway.

So, in the order of how much i like them, the contestants i hope will go through are :

Leah LaBelle - She is SOOO ultra-cute with her new hairstyle. I love her face. Its so, so cute. And she can sing, really well. Did i mention she looks very, very sweet? What song did she sing? i kinda forget....

Jon Peter Lewis - This guy sang A Little Less Conversation by Elvis. I loved his performance. He sounded, at least to me, Paula and Randy, in tune. And his performance was funny as anything. I really hope he goes through. His attitude, personality and performances will make things a lot more fun.

George - This guy just has something about him. I don't know what, but Simon got it right. He makes people want to support him.

Matt Whathisname - This guy got the groove. He can perform. And i hear, from my female friends, that he's cute too.

I just read a wonderful letter in the TODAY newspaper.

I refer to the article, "Reality chick" (Today, March 8). I want to thank the writer, Mr Neil Humphreys, because reading the article made my mother's day.
My mother is a "real woman" who was feeling neglected and unappreciated.
The article was sweet vindication for her in the face of all her women "friends" who ridiculed her choice to stay at home and raise her family.
I do not support today's brand of feminism, which has lost its original aim. Feminism began nobly by seeking a more egalitarian society and respect for women.
Paradoxically, the "feminist brats" of today do nothing more than reinforce negative gender stereotypes.
It's annoying to read about how women must stand up for themselves in a world of men when women make up 50 per cent of the world's population.
In fact, I think that women's liberation has enslaved men.
It is acceptable for a woman to stay home and wait for her husband to "bring home the bacon". It is also acceptable for a woman to work.
In fact, I think that women have greater freedom of choice than men. After all, men can't wait for their wives to bring home the bacon — not without ridicule. Isn't it time for a men's liberation movement?
If feminism wants to redefine the notion of being female, then men should have the right to redefine notions of manhood.
And if feminists want to lament their position in society, remember the maids.
Feminism should champion the cause of women such as these who are belittled by others, men and women alike.
Discrimination does exist. I live with it. But I feel no overwhelming compulsion to define myself in a world of men — I only need to define myself in the world.

The fact that this is written by a woman makes it all the more powerful.

Maybe one day, there will be no more men. Maybe one day, when cloning is available, all the women will kill all the men, become lesbians and rule the world. Maybe.

Yesterday i was walking around with a few of my friends, and we paused to watch as scene from Underworld, which Kate Beckinsale was acting in. And so i remembered how good looking she was, and when i went home surfed the net for her pictures. And i found one of her cutest pictures in a wallpaper. If i were the only person using my computer, i would put her on my desktop. But since my dad uses it too, and the last time i got a small lecture when i put Kristin Kreuk on my desktop. So i'll be leaving my desktop to be the various scenery which changes every few hours.

And this is the cute wallpaper

Do NOT click here. I repeat, do NOT click here. This is one of the WORST website i have seen in my life. It hurts my eyes. Really bad. Once again, DO NOT CLICK HERE!


Told you not to click there.

Court Says Porn, Prostitutes Not Covered by Welfare

A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.
The court in the southern town of Ansbach ruled that social services did not extend to satisfying the 43-year-old's sexual needs after he attempted to sue his local welfare office because it had refused to finance his appetite for prostitutes and porn.

"He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn."

The man had earlier asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back from her native Thailand, to which she had returned in 2002, saying that he could not afford the ticket.

"He said he needed the services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available," said Burgdorf. "Now he's planning to contest the decision in the court of appeal."

Man oh man... now i've seen everything....

I just love those spam e-mails sometimes. Apparently, in the latest one, i just bought some VIAGRA PILLS! Song bo! I never knew i needed them.. or had sex before for that matter...

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ooOOooOOoo... Viagra MUST be stored below 30 degrees and out of reach of children. Cool

Its strange how the Bible makes so much sense all of a sudden. The Shepherd Psalm. I've memorised it since i was a kid. But now, i can truely understand it. I can truely pray this prayer. I can understand the meaning. I can feel the need for God, and the wonder of his holiness. It sounds cliche. But it isn't to me. To me, this Shepherd Psalm has become my favourite chapter in the bible. God is good.

The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
he restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake.
Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
Surely goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD
forever.

In case you people are wondering... what's up with the few updates? Why isn't Christon commenting on news articles, complaining about stupid people and just posting a whole bunch of nonsense? And what's up with the serious post on sunday?

Well.. a whole lot has been going on in my life. Plenty. So don't expect many updates for the next few days or so.. until i get better. Till then, remember, have fun, but always use a condom!(after marriage. of course)