Some things i have learnt since Sunday :
1: Sunblock stinks. As in, its smelly.
2: There is such a thing as putting too much sunblock, like in the case of sideburnz and dan. You will look like something out of the Lord of the Rings
3: There is also no such thing as putting too much sunblock, as both sideburnz and dan ended up with major sunburn. Correction - only Dan ended up with sunburn. Sideburnz just looks more malay than ever now, after turning red on that day itself.
4: Leg hair does NOT prevent sunburn on your legs. Sunblock also needs to be put on legs, especially when canoeing as your legs are above water.
5: As leg hair does not prevent sunburn, your legs turn as red as your arms
6: Sunburnt legs do not go well with long pants/jeans
7: Especially when squatting down to read newspapers. Ow.
8: When my face gets sunburnt, it doesn't burn my whole face. Rather, it chooses to burn only my cheeks and forehead, making me look like i put on too much rouge(you know, the red stuff girls put on, if i spelt it wrong). It also burnt my nose, making me look like some clown.
9: When your face starts to peel, DON'T HELP IT WITH YOUR HANDS. It hurts.
10: Peeling the sunburn off your face hurts even more when you bathe. The water hitting raw skin. Ow.
11: Whenever you go canoeing or swimming, PUT SUNBLOCK. Do not be like me, who for the 50th time or something got sunburnt because i think Sunblock stinks.
12: However, if you have a beautiful wife to help you put on soothing aloe vera thingie, or you have a beautiful wife to put soothing aloe vera thingie on, its not that bad.
13: But if you don't, like me, than it really sucks.
1: Sunblock stinks. As in, its smelly.
2: There is such a thing as putting too much sunblock, like in the case of sideburnz and dan. You will look like something out of the Lord of the Rings
3: There is also no such thing as putting too much sunblock, as both sideburnz and dan ended up with major sunburn. Correction - only Dan ended up with sunburn. Sideburnz just looks more malay than ever now, after turning red on that day itself.
4: Leg hair does NOT prevent sunburn on your legs. Sunblock also needs to be put on legs, especially when canoeing as your legs are above water.
5: As leg hair does not prevent sunburn, your legs turn as red as your arms
6: Sunburnt legs do not go well with long pants/jeans
7: Especially when squatting down to read newspapers. Ow.
8: When my face gets sunburnt, it doesn't burn my whole face. Rather, it chooses to burn only my cheeks and forehead, making me look like i put on too much rouge(you know, the red stuff girls put on, if i spelt it wrong). It also burnt my nose, making me look like some clown.
9: When your face starts to peel, DON'T HELP IT WITH YOUR HANDS. It hurts.
10: Peeling the sunburn off your face hurts even more when you bathe. The water hitting raw skin. Ow.
11: Whenever you go canoeing or swimming, PUT SUNBLOCK. Do not be like me, who for the 50th time or something got sunburnt because i think Sunblock stinks.
12: However, if you have a beautiful wife to help you put on soothing aloe vera thingie, or you have a beautiful wife to put soothing aloe vera thingie on, its not that bad.
13: But if you don't, like me, than it really sucks.
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