I just read that Fann Wong is selling slimming pills. Yes. I repeat again. Fann. Fann Wong. Fann Wong IS SELLING SLIMMING PILLS! That skinny, scrawny bamboo of a girl who will probably be blown away by the wind if Christopher Lee wasn't there to hold her down is selling slimming pills for a company called Xanda. If Fann Wong is using slimming pills, i wouldn't be surprised if Simon Cowell writes a book "How To be Nice to American Idol Hopefuls and Not Make Them Cry".

Behold, Bush opens his mouth and makes a mistake again.

Bush, long known for his grammatical conundrums and confusing phraseology, told reporters twice during Tuesday's prime-time news conference that 50 tons of mustard gas were discovered at a turkey farm in Libya.

On the second occasion, he was responding to a reporter who asked him to identify the biggest mistake he had made since the 2001 attacks on New York and Washington that killed nearly 3,000 people and prompted the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.

He could not. But as he searched for an answer, the Republican president reaffirmed his decision to invade Iraq and said weapons of mass destruction may still lie hidden there.

"They could still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm," said Bush, referring to Libya's voluntary disclosure of weapons in March.

The next day, the White House said the accurate figure for the Libyan mustard gas was 23.6 metric tons, or 26 short tons, not 50 tons.

Moreover, the substance was found at different locations across Libya, not at a turkey farm. And observers did not find mustard gas on the farm at all, but rather unfilled chemical munitions, the White House acknowledged.

Woah... you would think, that perhaps, being the President of America and all, the most powerful country in the world, he would actually bother to get his facts right....