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MORE Star Wars and then Some
Ah... seems to me that i'm not the only non-star wars fan around here! First of all, big apologies to Brian for not being able to be there with you for the Star Wars movie. My grandmother calleth and i needed to go to her place for dinner. And boredom.
But yes, its true that some of the things he mentioned i too would like to see. And to make it up to him, i shall bring them to life...
Yoda and Jar Jar Binks in a Casino debate
JJB : Mesa Jar Jar binks, cute little green man. Mesa like Casino... big, shiny.
Yoda : Yoda, my name is. Little, i am. Green, i am. But cute, i am NOT. Weak in the force, you are. Understand nothing, you do.
JJB : But mesa like Yoda... small and cute Yoda ees. Yes, yes... Mesa hungry.
Yoda : Small brain, you have. With the dark side, the Casino is. Destroy the Casino, we must.
JJB : Mesa thinking Casino nice place. Many people comming to Casino... Bring many many foodies. Mesa like foodies, mesa do.
Yoda : America, Singapore is not. Able to handle the dark side of the Casino, they are not. Poor, they will become. Weak with the force, the Singaporeans are. Self control, they have not. Integrated Resorts will lead to gambling. Gambling will lead to debt. Debt will lead to Ah Long. Ah Long will lead to the Dark Side.
JJB : But Mesa like Singapore food.
Yoda : Spicy and good, Singapore food is. But painful out the butt, it comes out.
JJB : Mesa think Yoda is not liking Singapore. Mesa think Singapore Gah-men too strict, not let Singaporeans do what they like. Mesa think..
Yoda : A fool, you are! Know little of Singapore, you do. Afraid of the Singapore Government, you are not. Live for many years, i have. But still afraid of the Government, i am. Not talk of the Singapore Government, we must. For sue us, they will. Destroy us, they will. Even unable to defeat them, the Empire are. No no no... Not talk of them, we must.
Other things he wanted to see :
Botak Qui Gon Jin with Tapered Pants
Mace Windu as Coach Carter
And i'm sorry, brother, but i can't photoshop the last one for you.
But yes, its true that some of the things he mentioned i too would like to see. And to make it up to him, i shall bring them to life...
Yoda and Jar Jar Binks in a Casino debate
JJB : Mesa Jar Jar binks, cute little green man. Mesa like Casino... big, shiny.
Yoda : Yoda, my name is. Little, i am. Green, i am. But cute, i am NOT. Weak in the force, you are. Understand nothing, you do.
JJB : But mesa like Yoda... small and cute Yoda ees. Yes, yes... Mesa hungry.
Yoda : Small brain, you have. With the dark side, the Casino is. Destroy the Casino, we must.
JJB : Mesa thinking Casino nice place. Many people comming to Casino... Bring many many foodies. Mesa like foodies, mesa do.
Yoda : America, Singapore is not. Able to handle the dark side of the Casino, they are not. Poor, they will become. Weak with the force, the Singaporeans are. Self control, they have not. Integrated Resorts will lead to gambling. Gambling will lead to debt. Debt will lead to Ah Long. Ah Long will lead to the Dark Side.
JJB : But Mesa like Singapore food.
Yoda : Spicy and good, Singapore food is. But painful out the butt, it comes out.
JJB : Mesa think Yoda is not liking Singapore. Mesa think Singapore Gah-men too strict, not let Singaporeans do what they like. Mesa think..
Yoda : A fool, you are! Know little of Singapore, you do. Afraid of the Singapore Government, you are not. Live for many years, i have. But still afraid of the Government, i am. Not talk of the Singapore Government, we must. For sue us, they will. Destroy us, they will. Even unable to defeat them, the Empire are. No no no... Not talk of them, we must.
Other things he wanted to see :
Botak Qui Gon Jin with Tapered Pants
Mace Windu as Coach Carter
And i'm sorry, brother, but i can't photoshop the last one for you.
posted by Unknown at 9:55 PM
2 Comments:
hee hee.. the casino was hilarious!
funny convo, funny pics. love the entry ;)
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