Me No Blog Long Time

I haven't blogged in like... a long time. Yeah. Thus committing the mortal sin of bloggers all around. And because of that, i am thus unable to ever keep my audience. Even if people do drop by every now and then, they never stay, even if they like what they see. Simply because i'm such an unconsistent blogger. Muahahaha...

Do i want an audience? Of course, which blogger doesn't. Am i hardworking enough to get myself an audience? Not by a long shot... I'm WAAAYYY too lazy to update often enough to keep an audience. I'm too lazy to surf around the popular blogs, leaving comments with my blog link, advertising for my blog. I have never bothered to check how many hits my blog has gotten. I don't bother to post controversial topics that may interest other people.

Basically, i think i'm stuck with an audience whose number i can count on one hand :P