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Women with Big Boobies don't like Sex
Breast size determines personality
I heard this on the Perfect10, and decided to check it out. And behold, i found the artciel on the internet!(thank God for google)
The excerpt for the breasts part :
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
So.... what size are YOU breasts, and what do they say about you? The only one i don't get is thet melons... does that mean that all those porn stars really hate sex? What does that say about Dolly Parton? And the ones with pineapples are smart?
And.. what if you had a boob job? does your personality change along with it?
I heard this on the Perfect10, and decided to check it out. And behold, i found the artciel on the internet!(thank God for google)
The excerpt for the breasts part :
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
So.... what size are YOU breasts, and what do they say about you? The only one i don't get is thet melons... does that mean that all those porn stars really hate sex? What does that say about Dolly Parton? And the ones with pineapples are smart?
And.. what if you had a boob job? does your personality change along with it?
posted by Unknown at 1:21 PM
2 Comments:
ofcourse their personalities change... you never watch Extreme Makeover or The Swan meh? everyone of those women said that they feel so different.. their self esteem so much better.
Actually, they have it backwards - personality determines breast size; this is why manic-depressives' boobs change depending on
their moods.
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