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Of Wimbledon, Survivor and Amazing Race
What do Wimbledon, Survivor and Amazing race have in common? Nothing, except that i watched all 3.
Wimbledon was not bad a show. Kirsten Dunst(and we all know how much i love her) was a tennis player. A good looking one. A very good looking one. But that's besides the point. See, i believe that our Singapore Sports Council can learn some lessons from this movie. Especially on how to make a sportsman win. First, we need a candidate to win something big... and i think the most likely one will be our very own Ronald Susilo. Why? Simply put, as i have learnt from Wimbledon, the best way to win a competition is to have love to play for. And it helps a lot if your love is also a sportswoman, and even better if she is good looking. And guess out, our Ronald Susilo fits the bill to a T!
Sportsman who is in the world rankings... check. Sportsman(Susilo) with a cute sportswoman(Jiawei) as a part... check! We're all ready to win Ronald an olympic gold medal! Ok, here's how we gotta do it. Before every match Susilo is about to play, the night before we have to lock Jiawei in his room, without anything on. As the movie has proven, as long as the couple has sex BEFORE the guy's game, his game will improve by almost 100%. HOWEVER, this does NOT work with the girl's game, so make sure Susilo is NO WHERE near Jiawei the night before her game.
When Susilo starts his game, make sure Jiawei is ALWAYS in the stands to support him. She has to sit down somewhere where he can spot her easily before he starts playing. Then she has to wave to him. That is a must. It will make him play much, much better.
On the day of the finals, though, she must only come in halfway, when he is playing badly. This will make him play super well all of a sudden, after feeling so sad and all, then thrash him opponent well.
And that's how, according to Wimbledon the movie, we can finally get Singapore an Olympic gold medal.
Another show i watched was The Amazing Race, the one with Rob and Amber from Survivor in it. What i loved about it was that Rob was actually playing the Amazing Race Survivor style. For example, hetold one that he and Amber had a special coach which would leave half an hour earlier, but he paid the man at the counter not to tell anyone about it. Then that group went and told another group, who told another group. Soon, they confronted him about it, and he act blur and said he never lied. In the first place, there WAS no special coach they were going on, and they all went on the same coach. Another time he combined money with two other teams to bribe the bus driver to only open the front door, and leave the back door of the coach closed, thus giving them a headstart. But the good part is that Rob didn't pay his share, and just bribed the coach on the other team's money. Now that's crafty. Now that's entertainment.
Wimbledon was not bad a show. Kirsten Dunst(and we all know how much i love her) was a tennis player. A good looking one. A very good looking one. But that's besides the point. See, i believe that our Singapore Sports Council can learn some lessons from this movie. Especially on how to make a sportsman win. First, we need a candidate to win something big... and i think the most likely one will be our very own Ronald Susilo. Why? Simply put, as i have learnt from Wimbledon, the best way to win a competition is to have love to play for. And it helps a lot if your love is also a sportswoman, and even better if she is good looking. And guess out, our Ronald Susilo fits the bill to a T!
Sportsman who is in the world rankings... check. Sportsman(Susilo) with a cute sportswoman(Jiawei) as a part... check! We're all ready to win Ronald an olympic gold medal! Ok, here's how we gotta do it. Before every match Susilo is about to play, the night before we have to lock Jiawei in his room, without anything on. As the movie has proven, as long as the couple has sex BEFORE the guy's game, his game will improve by almost 100%. HOWEVER, this does NOT work with the girl's game, so make sure Susilo is NO WHERE near Jiawei the night before her game.
When Susilo starts his game, make sure Jiawei is ALWAYS in the stands to support him. She has to sit down somewhere where he can spot her easily before he starts playing. Then she has to wave to him. That is a must. It will make him play much, much better.
On the day of the finals, though, she must only come in halfway, when he is playing badly. This will make him play super well all of a sudden, after feeling so sad and all, then thrash him opponent well.
And that's how, according to Wimbledon the movie, we can finally get Singapore an Olympic gold medal.
Another show i watched was The Amazing Race, the one with Rob and Amber from Survivor in it. What i loved about it was that Rob was actually playing the Amazing Race Survivor style. For example, hetold one that he and Amber had a special coach which would leave half an hour earlier, but he paid the man at the counter not to tell anyone about it. Then that group went and told another group, who told another group. Soon, they confronted him about it, and he act blur and said he never lied. In the first place, there WAS no special coach they were going on, and they all went on the same coach. Another time he combined money with two other teams to bribe the bus driver to only open the front door, and leave the back door of the coach closed, thus giving them a headstart. But the good part is that Rob didn't pay his share, and just bribed the coach on the other team's money. Now that's crafty. Now that's entertainment.
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