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Bond, James Safe Sex Bond
Just read in the TODAY newspaper that apparently people are unhappy with James Bond
They say he doesn't have safe sex. Only a quater of his movies do not have sex, smoking or drugs. And none of his sex scenes hint of using a condom except one.
Hmmm.... James Bond using a condom. Imagine...
Bond and a beautiful blonde are in a room. Bond lights some candles, turns on some music and starts to seduce the blonde. She tips her head in pleasure, and Bond starts to kiss her neck. She starts to unbutton his shirt, while he unzips her dress. Panting, they fall onto the bed in their underwear. She unclapses her bra, and bond lies on top of her.
"Alamak... forgot to bring condom lah. Wait ah, i go 7-11 buy." Bond whispers in her ear. He looks at the camera.
"Smoking harms your family. Don't do drugs."
They say he doesn't have safe sex. Only a quater of his movies do not have sex, smoking or drugs. And none of his sex scenes hint of using a condom except one.
Hmmm.... James Bond using a condom. Imagine...
Bond and a beautiful blonde are in a room. Bond lights some candles, turns on some music and starts to seduce the blonde. She tips her head in pleasure, and Bond starts to kiss her neck. She starts to unbutton his shirt, while he unzips her dress. Panting, they fall onto the bed in their underwear. She unclapses her bra, and bond lies on top of her.
"Alamak... forgot to bring condom lah. Wait ah, i go 7-11 buy." Bond whispers in her ear. He looks at the camera.
"Smoking harms your family. Don't do drugs."
posted by Unknown at 9:08 PM
2 Comments:
what do the two things have in common?! Smoking and condoms?
i catch no ball.
you can use a condom to keep your cigarettes dry if you ever want to smoke in the rain.... just don't ask the 7-11 guy for a condom that will "fit a Camel"
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