Friday, February 20, 2004

Ultra-plunging necklines(all the way to the WAIST) and other poor excuses for clothes, with cloth that covers only the parts that would be illegal if shown are getting more and more popular. You only have to look at the MTV Asia Awards to see Michelle Branch in a ultra-plunging neckline. I won't even get started on Britney Spears, J-Lo, Beyonce, Christina... But the question is, if you are female and want to dress like that(i.e. revealing more than you cover), what should you use so that you don't get sued or arrested by the police here in Singapore? You gotta use Hollywood Fasion Tape. Good ol' double sided tape is not reliable. The Hollywood Fasion Tape(thus named cos all big female hollywood stars use it) is perfect for sticking cloth to skin. No boo-boos. No wardobe malfunction. Pretty cool invension, i must say, for girls who love to show off. So go out now and buy your copy if you're female! You'll never need to worry about unintentionally flashing(only if you don't want to get arrested. If you got an exhibitionist streak in you, you can ignore this hope something pops out) ever again! Keep the boobies where they should be, in the cloth!(although i question the need to, considering usually everything but t3h Nipples are shown)

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