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How Not to Get Fired Because of Your Blog
I have never read Blogger Help before. But they have some good stuff. Like teaching you not not to get fired because of your blog. For example, they reccomend the Web Escape. its a button on your blog that forwards you to a fake word processor or 'safe' website.
Also reccomended is not to state the date and time of your blogging.
Remember too that your blog posts are arranged by date and time. So it is very easy for anyone reading your blog to discover that you were posting at 10:23 AM on Monday when you were supposed to working on your TPS report. Here’s a tip: change the time of your posts.
Quite cool. I now love Blogger even more. By the way, Blogger is the free server i use for my blog.
Another cool thing : What to do if your Mom discovers your blog...
I have also another suggestion on how to improve Singapore's birth rate, which is declining(see Friday's post). Now, let us take a look at third world countries such as Cambodia. They are poorer than us. Much poorer. They are unable to have kids. Another kid is another mouth to feed, and they are already struggling with no money. So why do they have so many kids, up to 5 per person? its because they have NO TV AND INTERNET! See, at night, with no TV or Internet, the couples have nothing to do. And when you get bored, and there's no TV to watch and internet to surf, you WILL have sex with your spouse. Cos there's nothing else to do. And they can't afford birth control.
Sooooo.. what the government should do is this : For one week every month, they should shut down the TV Networks, and cut off all access to Internet from the homes. This will force people to have sex. During that week, withdraw all condoms/birth control pills from all shops. People will probably stock up condoms before that week, but knowing Singaporeans, there WILL be people who forget to buy them. There will probably be a black market selling condoms at crazy prices during that week, but i believe there will be sufficent forgetful, horny people that will produce the babies that Singapore needs to desperately:)
I have never read Blogger Help before. But they have some good stuff. Like teaching you not not to get fired because of your blog. For example, they reccomend the Web Escape. its a button on your blog that forwards you to a fake word processor or 'safe' website.
Also reccomended is not to state the date and time of your blogging.
Remember too that your blog posts are arranged by date and time. So it is very easy for anyone reading your blog to discover that you were posting at 10:23 AM on Monday when you were supposed to working on your TPS report. Here’s a tip: change the time of your posts.
Quite cool. I now love Blogger even more. By the way, Blogger is the free server i use for my blog.
Another cool thing : What to do if your Mom discovers your blog...
I have also another suggestion on how to improve Singapore's birth rate, which is declining(see Friday's post). Now, let us take a look at third world countries such as Cambodia. They are poorer than us. Much poorer. They are unable to have kids. Another kid is another mouth to feed, and they are already struggling with no money. So why do they have so many kids, up to 5 per person? its because they have NO TV AND INTERNET! See, at night, with no TV or Internet, the couples have nothing to do. And when you get bored, and there's no TV to watch and internet to surf, you WILL have sex with your spouse. Cos there's nothing else to do. And they can't afford birth control.
Sooooo.. what the government should do is this : For one week every month, they should shut down the TV Networks, and cut off all access to Internet from the homes. This will force people to have sex. During that week, withdraw all condoms/birth control pills from all shops. People will probably stock up condoms before that week, but knowing Singaporeans, there WILL be people who forget to buy them. There will probably be a black market selling condoms at crazy prices during that week, but i believe there will be sufficent forgetful, horny people that will produce the babies that Singapore needs to desperately:)
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